Lee Kelly

All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism

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Elon Musk: da nine books that everyone should read are
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You side with people who’d happily see them dead, and they’re going to be increasingly unconcerned about your welfare.

He's now claiming he didn't, but Rupert Lowe absolutely did call for a death penalty for foreigners referendum at PMQs today.

Warms the cockles innit.

What an absolute parcel.

Just call him Bob Loblaw, because he just lobbed a law bomb.

Yes, they still believe they’re living in the land of opportunity. So, one day, they may themselves get to bum a gibbon, and when that day comes they don’t want to get in trouble for it either.

A decade ago, the Telegraph was a respectable paper.

Now it’s a low-quality treasonous tabloid.

The irony of Trump dismissing the Epstein files as a “hoax”, usurping the power of Congress, and trampling on the DOJ’s independence is that any attempt to stop the release of files only adds to the appearance of a cover up.

Trump's desire for control could be his undoing.

The fact that Trump is calling Mace and Boebert today pleading with them to remove their names from the Epstein petition at the last minute tells you everything you need to know about how incriminating the info in the files is to him and his cronies.

Man arrested after Ontario transit bus stolen with passengers on board, police say | Globalnews.ca Hamilton police say a suspect is facing charges after a transit bus was stolen with passengers on board when the driver had exited for a short break.

Crime: Man steals bus with passengers on board.

Canadian Crime: He still makes the scheduled stops to let passengers on and off.

Canadian Crime Bonus: He denies boarding to one passenger because his bus pass had expired.

globalnews.ca/news/1152251...

unpopular opinion but the bbc shouldn’t give $1 billion to a man Jeffrey Epstein called ‘dirty’

every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation

Entertaining myself with the definition of 'pet' being inserted by the Renters Rights Act 2025.

Probably should add:
'(e) Fear of retribution from the animal if otherwise'
to cover most cats

and so we move one step closer to the creation of Hitler Park

You'll miss the BBC when it's gone...

Hold up. What was a Swedish ship, from Sweden, a country on the other side of an ocean, doing in an inland lake on another continent? Has nobody looked into this as a cause, because it sounds well suss. You know the Swedes, with their lust for power, born with hearts full of neutrality.

… which makes her a Disney Princess. I don’t make the rules…

I miss the avocado bathroom suite in my grandparents’ downstairs bathroom (it was a big house). Toilet flush made this roaring gurgle (can’t really describe it) that scared me when I was little, but later on it was so comforting and familiar. Would love to hear it just one more time.

Spotted in London...

In the City (of London), round the corner from the Bank (of England), there was an Italian sandwich shop I’d go to for a bacon sarnie on the way in to work. I didn’t mind that they had cooked bacon ready to microwave for it; but I objected to the stack of pre-fried eggs for the exact same purpose… 👎

What's It All About? A.I. Fee.

Pemsbrey sits, glum and dejected, at his favorite table. Robotecca, his automaton assistant with huge naturals, stands waiting to give her sage advice. PEMSBREY: Robotecca, I ain’t feeling too good. ROBOTECCA: My programmed response is to say words that express a sympathy I can not truly feel. PEMSBREY: I get it. Ain’t too different from people in that way. PEMSBREY: Everyone’s out to shut me up or shut me down. And I mean, EVERYONE! I live the most PERSECUTED life IMAGINABLE! ROBOTECCA: This information is noted and added to memory. PEMSBREY: Why are things so HARD. Why can’t I just be HAPPY? ROBOTECCA: It’s a good question—one worthy of serious contemplation. It seems like your feelings are quite justified. ROBOTECCA: After all, everyone is out to shut you up or shut you down. Astonishing as it may sound, you live the most persecuted life imaginable. PEMSBREY (agitated): I KNEW IT!

I mean, an echo is technically a second opinion

Wondermark #1577; The Objective Oracle

yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing

Weremember? Is that when your thingy turns into something else during a full moon?

Good news guys I'm super drunk so you're going to hear about the last guy who got shot in the American Civl wWar

Trump should show a bit more respect to France. If it weren't for the French, Americans would be speaking English right now.