Big Matt

We truly live in the dumbest of times.

Love to see FBI agents with accounting degrees walking the streets of DC bullying homeless people instead of doing their jobs because a DOGE cybercriminal named "Big Balls" got beat up by a 15 year old.

Oddly enough, saw two guys in Shirlington on Saturday, but the entrance to 395 south trying to hitch a ride. Had a sign that just said "Richmond"

Stuck with me because I don't think I've seen hitchers in years

@eitmonline.bsky.social #eitm #eitmonline

6'8"

Cartoon titled Dean Cain 1942 A drawing showing what appears to be a Japanese woman, holding a baby while in a wooden shack, suggesting she's in an internment camp. Dean Cain as Superman has the letters ICE on his cape and his speech bubble says "fuck you grandma" Dean Cain's father was a Japanese-American soldier named Roger Tanaka who abandoned Dean. Now Dean is anti-immigrant. Dean Cain sucks.

TACO

Today is the day that Trump was supposed to impose tough new sanctions on Russia if they didn’t agree to a cease fire.

Cartoon by @billbramhall.bsky.social.

Al Overview Willem Dafoe is not in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, but he has appeared in other Star Wars films, including The Last Temptation of Christ (1988).

I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary

Jeff Goldblum in American Gothic by Grant Wood.

jeff goldblum in works of art: thread

the one that always stuck with me from Manos was when the little girl was holding the dog and crow said "his heartbeat's irregular"

I rewatched the Manos episode of MST3K last night and what an all-timer line: “Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph”

Fuck man

Who fucking woke up Mike Pence?

So much Extreme today, Tyler.

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fiiiiiiiine

Climbing out of the back of a rental truck, so you can chase down day laborers looking to do some roofing work or whatever, all while wearing your little cowboy hat.

Come on, hoss, there's got to be another way to live out your midlife crisis that isn't so pathetically sad.

Not today, no.

ya hate to see it

What exactly is he so angry about?

Well now I kind of feel like I have to 😁

Come visit soon! 🫀

I muted him. It was a mistake to reply to an obvious troll

Trump’s Domestic Use of Military Set to Get Worse, Leaked Memo Shows A Department of Homeland Security memo obtained by TNR signals top-level discussions about a potential escalation of the Pentagon’s domestic anti-immigration role, and lays out new details.

NEWS --> An internal Homeland Security memo suggests Trump's use of military for domestic enforcement is about to get worse. It details top-level talks between Defense Department and DHS on what this should look like. Experts say it's alarming.

We obtained the memo:
newrepublic.com/article/1987...

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Diane right now

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Trump got 56% of the vote in Texas, less than Romney, GW Bush, Reagan & Nixon, but his mid-decade gerrymandering plan would give Republicans nearly 80% of Texas's seats

I mean, you are actually correct here. That is literally not the reason. Good job for getting it right, I guess

Oh I like that edition. See, I don't have a lot of room in our house, so I do mostly digital books, but I miss out on cool stuff like these different editions.