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"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

And you know, you can extend from this to a real important corallary to "Everyone is 12 Now" theory is "There has been a generation-long project to keep people 12."

Conservative news and opinon outlets, regressive mass audience entertainment products, etc. all propagandize a chilidish worldview.

the obscenity of using another government's human rights record as an excuse to bomb civilians

After a US-Israeli strike on a girls’ elementary school in Minab, Iran, rescuers dug through the rubble for survivors. The death toll is still rising, with more than 80 confirmed dead so far.

so great to see Canada combatting a government with a terrible human rights record by supporting America and Israel bombing girls' schools

given whoever owned that house was into "tween boy plays The Sims 3: Fast Lane Stuff Pack" they probably thought that's just how houses look

On September 7th, 2025, Bluesky user Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) shared a skeet, reading, "Working on a new unified theory of American reality I'm calling 'everyone is twelve now,'" Patrick Cosmos replied to the post on Bluesky: "'I'm strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm.' Of course you do. You're twelve. 'I don't want to eat vegetables. I think steak and French fries is the only meal.' Hell yeah, homie, you're twelve. 'Maybe if there's crime we should just send the army.' Bless your heart my twelve-year-old buddy."

this house perfectly illustrates @veryimportant.lawyer's EI12N Theory

thank you! ordered!

WHERE did you get the railway one, I know someone who needs a copy immediately

it's so counterintuitive that playing with great musicians makes me feel like a good musician and playing with bad musicians makes me feel like a worse musician

Never forget that taxes *are* the compromise, we want guillotines but might settle for wealth redistribution

Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.

Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.

Our priorities are so fucked.

The Tumbler Ridge shooting is already fuelling anti-trans hate in Canada | Xtra Magazine Bad actors on the right are leaping to connect the shooter’s trans identity to the violence

NEW from me today:

Tumbler Ridge is mourning a horrific loss. But how the shooter's identity is being talked about online, and the dangerous links being made to trans people at large, will have resounding and dangerous impacts in the months and weeks to come.

xtramagazine.com/power/tumble...

Fact Check: Majority of US mass shooters are cis men, not transgender or non-binary people A list of perpetrators in four shootings in the U.S. who identified as transgender or non-binary represent the minority of suspects in mass shootings, but users online are sharing the list without thi...

the data's not subtle www.reuters.com/article/fact...

www.theviolenceproject.org/mass-shooter...

A horrifying tragedy made all the worse by the fact that many conservative cis men (the group who have committed by far the most mass shootings) will be blaming the entire trans community.

maybe it is common in the UK but I have never in my life heard pecan pronounced "peekin" and I have heard it pronounced many, many ways

I love this book so much but did NOT clock that it was using the French Revolutionary calendar! so good!

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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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From the BestofRedditorUpdates community on Reddit: AIO my girlfriend left me over a cheese wheel Explore this post and more from the BestofRedditorUpdates community

Y'ALL. Y'ALL. This is the funniest shit I've read in a minute - and there are receipts.

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he definitely got MVP

Just occurred to me that I have been watching the halftime show on repeat all morning but have no idea who won yesterday's game

I am once again asking why it is cheaper to buy a GO Transit weekday group pass for two people ($30) than a single Kitchener-Toronto return trip ($38.80)

The Devil You Know with Sarah Marshall | CBC Podcasts | CBC Listen In the 1980s and 90s, Satan and his followers were accused of brainwashing children, sacrificing babies, and infiltrating North American society on a massive scale — yet these thousands of alleged Sat...

I'm finally listening to The Devil You Know and a) it's so good (SO good) and b) really pleased the entire CBC has finally entered the Michael Hobbes Extended Universe www.cbc.ca/listen/cbc-p...

Minute Maid discontinues frozen juice concentrate after 80 years The process to make juice concentrate was invented by the research team C.D. Atkins, Edwin Moore and Louis MacDowell in the 1940s.

THUS PASSES ANOTHER AGE OF THE EARTH

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

the first book I ever DNF'd

feels a bit like my own Pascal's wager: if they're going to heaven I sure as fuck don't want to be there

it's incredible how increasingly secure I am in my agnostic atheism with every clip of Mike Johnson or JD Vance or Pierre Poilievre

Mike Johnson going "yes Christians are told so many times to love and protect the stranger but that's on an INDIVIDUAL basis, duh" while advocating against queer and reproductive rights because the Bible says so is a hell of a thing

‘A MAN ON THE INSIDE’ has been renewed for Season 3 at Netflix.

#AManOnTheInside #Netflix