🔞DeadPyxel (any)

cassianandor andor?

god i need to learn to draw balloon dogs and hop on the bandwagon that is apparently rolling through my corner of the internet

yep. okay.

I neeeeddd a billion dallars an hour + infinitely renewable/recyclable resources + the political climate of everywhere to get fixed forever + eternal life for me and everyone else + also a bil/hr for everyone else + whatever i want forever + no economic inflation
can you tell im horny?

and that's JUST the home screen.
also good lucario paws.

literally!!!!! It's probably mostly nostalgia, but I feel like the switch is like tose modern homes where everything is pretty much black or white. IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A LITTLE JINGLE. idr right now if the ds had a home screen theme (like the wii), but i swear the switch feels more desolate. silent.

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feel like there's not enough fat+null content out there. like yeah there's some, but as a fan of both fat people and nulges, I need more.
perhaps an idea from which something can be made: belly so big it rubs the bulge. null huffiness ensues.

Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy. Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.

Once again, there is an ACLU petition specifically made to stop Mastercard from unlawfully policing adult content. It’s getting pretty grim for us out there. Please sign and/or spread the word.
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...

There is a bill right now in the US trying to pass

It would make it illegal for any financial service provider to prohibit or inhibit any legal transaction

It's called the "Fair Access to Banking Act, H.R.987 in the House, S.410 in the Senate"

Call your representatives if you live in the US !!!!

went skating yesterday. haven't skated in years, nor am i in shape.
owwwwwww...

I have a sneaking suspicion that isn't a coincidence...

also I have a walltaker now, so if y'all want to change my background, go to walltaker.joi.how/links/2599 and put in some pics from E6

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMY SINGULAR DATUM!!!! MY BIT!!!!! NOT MY ONE AND ONLY 0!!!!! IT'S THE ONLY THING I HAVE!! GIVE IT BAAASCK BLEEEEREASE

post found. yall werw no help and thus not invited to my birthday party

any of y'all seen that drawing of the six-legged Furry Beastie in bed, similar to that one illustration of "The Metamorphosis"? the one where they're like "oh yes. oh fuck yes." or something?
if you have, gimme a link to it. I know it's on here somewhere and i'm just thinking about it

Wait for your favorite pooltoy to inflate, sit in the breeze, smell its vinyl, watch it puff up.
Nearly inflated now, and... it's almost like it's wagging its tail? You swear that smile on its face is just a bit wider. It looks like it's so excited that it's dancing.
Man, that wind is crazy, huh?

inflatable world 5 meter long orca save me..

inflatable world 5 meter long orca

save me inflatable world 5 meter long orca

need me a 5m orca that i can fill with water and get squished under.... oug..

^(very full of thoughts)
i need to make a pfp

hmmm... inflatable rubber sheep suit.... puffy white latex surrounding me, pushing my arms and legs from my body, tight black latex clinging to me.. yeag.
i wish i knew how to make rubber clothes (and also where to find sheets of rubber but eh)

(o/) Adem Muteres
R>MAdem253 | 3:73 NL
best pokemon for tornament
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pokmon tournament good
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howt o dogogg at poskaaman tofement
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HO TOW GTUT SUIT
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SUIT STUCK HELP
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Getting Used to the New You Gery Spruce
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oh s||| this isnt RCS my bad yall
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this isnt too bad actually

"... and moulded into the form of their entered pokémon. PKTF has really shaken the Pokésuit industry with this newly demonstrated method of theirs.
In related news, one of the earlier trainers to be reassigned had mistakenly posted these on their Rotomo profile, instead of searching for them:"

"PKTF Tourney Central have been very secretive with their tournament contracts until this point, and now we know why! It seems that clause 35 of section 13 states that trainers who are eliminated will be subject to 'reassignment', coated with a trade-secret formula of latex rubber..."

call me giles corey the way I ask for more weight

NOOIOOO MY REGULARLY SCHEDULED MALWARE CHECKUP

GOD