Kaladingus

Man I would really love it if the world just...didn't for a little bit. That is clearly too much to ask.

Anyway, no, I'm not doing fine. I have family in Iran and everything sucks.

Yoooo you're unironically looking fat as hell

Oof okay, yeah, that's a legit tear. 😬

How big a hole are we talking about here?

Also sorry bud. Walking around is a dangerous exercise around these parts currently.

Able to eat normal food again today. 🥳

Annnnnd now I'm throwing up. Cool cool.

Low-effort Tummy Tuesday because I've been busy buying a house, dealing with a sick kid, and shoveling us out from this blizzard. 😵‍💫

You, uh, got a spot of it under your lip. Mind if I lick it? 😉

Hell yeah! And a new tattoo to boot. Looking fantastic.

Y'all cute 🥹

Made all the better by wearing a tank that looks like hasn't covered your gut in at least 50 lbs haha

My ego would not take the information well. Ignorance is definitely bliss for me.

Any day you post might as well be Thick Thursday with how thick that gut is

*wolf whistles*

Looks like it's already on its last legs. Have you tried sitting with it on? That button gap will expaaaand.

Starting to clear stuff out for a potential move in the near future (actively house-hunting), so anything that doesn't fit is probably gonna go unfortunately. I don't think my wife would understand the desire to keep around old clothes like that haha.

Going through the closet and trying on some old things before donating them. What do we think of these fits?

No one tell my job that I've basically been playing FF Tactics nonstop on my wfh days of late. It's not my fault that I'm at Riovannes Castle and am having to spend all my time grinding to get my fighters up to snuff.

Both look fantastic!

Gladly, your belly looks like a big blubbery stress ball

So meaty! I aspire to be even remotely as thick as you.

Am tummy enjoyer, am commenting.

I too really like this outfit! Love the shirt, as well as the suspenders. Thinking of finally taking the plunge with suspenders as well, but having trouble finding any I like (i.e. aren't just black).

Who wants to offer a second hand?

Sidenote: been measuring above 240 consistently the past week, so I think the plateau may have officially been breached? Maybe? Hopefully?

Real, I wish there was at least some consistency between brands for sizing. Or it could just be that you're bigger than you thought you were. 😈

Respectfully, I am salivating and am ready to pounce (or be pounced on, realistically)

Is it? Unfortunately the closest Taco Bell to me is about 20 mins away, so it's not worth it to me to burn 40 mins for pickup through the Taco Bell app.

So close! Wish I could rub that belly of yours as a reward for finishing off your workweek.

And looking amazing 😍

Just admirin' you 🥰