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Art account! Eventually!
is it fun coincidence that roxy would be similar sounding to 6 in japanese (roku)?
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A LITTLE OFF THE TOP Stella Sacco You told me you loved that I was six feet tall. On that date, In my little shorts and my Sailor Moon legs, You looked at me like I was carved from marble. Of course, When I was supposed to meet your friends You asked if I could maybe be 5'9". That was easy. A few inches of spine. "Anything for you, baby." Of course, When you'd be hung up on your exes You asked me to be 5'3" One of them looked like that girl from Euphoria, But hey. It's just a little smaller. "Happy to." Of course, When you needed to go away without me, You needed me to be 4'9". Much smaller than you. Not visible in your peripheral, No distraction from your important work. My perfumed love notes stacked neatly To read at your leisure Or not at all. "Love is about compromise."
Of course, It was hard for you to get smaller. If I needed something, To know where we stood, or To know I was on your mind, You'd trim a fingernail. If you could. And if you couldn't, well. "A good partner would respect that." But here's something nobody tells you: You get good at getting smaller. You barely notice the pieces missing after. A vertebra here, a chunk from the fibula there. Some time in the dehydrator. It hurts like hell, but. The alternative is not having a space with you at all. So I got really good at it. I live in a little hole in your kitchen wall now. I sleep on a marshmallow And I swordfight cockroaches with a sewing needle And I eat my breakfast of crumbs on a bottle cap. And at night, When I tiptoe into the kitchen To nibble on your gigantic wheel of Swiss cheese, I can hear you in the other room And it sounds like you're having a great time.
A Little Off The Top
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In the center sits a what was once a Precious moment figurine altered to look like Tatatru Taru from Final Fantasy XIV The background is filled with misc figurines
Another view of the altered Precious Moment that is made to look like Tataru Tar from Final Fantasy XIV In the background there is misc figurines
Tataru is my favorite Precious Moment
Thrifted a Precious moment and made it look like Tataru for funsies
#ffxiv
*excluding Jean he's an outlier being a childless hairy titty haver
22.06.2025 16:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If there's a god in paranatural then boy they love giving the fattest and hairiest titties to the worst dads huh
(joke aside I love your comic I love your comic I love your comic, your prose is always incredible)
I laughed so much at this page thank you sm
especially at RJ lmao
