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James

@jde1990.bsky.social

As seen on TV. Former nemesis of Elton John and Azealia Banks. Do engineering bits & bobs. Love to travel. Welcome to my eclectic collection of things I've thought worthy of seeing, saying, sorting. πŸ“ Midlands, UK

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a woman in a black top says take them off ALT: a woman in a black top says take them off
03.03.2026 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy taint day. It's like hump day, but without the benefit of being halfway there and with the risk of a shit streak.

03.03.2026 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Push me daddy

03.03.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Iran getting pounded harder than a ketamine twink at Pride

02.03.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m exhausted and it’s not even 5pm. Still got counselling to go. Ugh.

02.03.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

RUN

02.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Depends on the garage, 4-5p round here, some haven’t yet

02.03.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Old man penalty 🀭

02.03.2026 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect 100% sleep score last night to balance out the world going to shit while I slumbered. So glad I filled the car last night though, prices rocketing this morning…

02.03.2026 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay nana

01.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All these β€˜how big are you?’ posts and not a single stat the gays care about 🀭

01.03.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe two German beers and no lunch wasn’t so wise 🀭

01.03.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Impressive muffin!

01.03.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the number 9 is on a screen with a woman ALT: the number 9 is on a screen with a woman
01.03.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Effort though

01.03.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I imagine equally frothing between β€˜death to Iran’ and β€˜death to America/Israel’

01.03.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I knowwww 😭

01.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t make the gifs

01.03.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man speaking into a microphone with the words cheeky little slag on the bottom ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the words cheeky little slag on the bottom
01.03.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯²

01.03.2026 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is wearing a green hat ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a green hat

Whenever I hear them talk about Supreme Leader, I think of The Dictator

01.03.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stretchy foot beans

01.03.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No turkey dinosaurs?

01.03.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not just America, I’m off to top up the car later as I’m sure prices will shoot up

01.03.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wheeeeeey

28.02.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pornography

28.02.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Could say they just bombed

28.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some things are reasonable, others not so much

28.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After all the faffing about to get £5 credit on the meter here, turned out the one further down had £6 left over from someone else. Heating and cooking ahoy 🀭

28.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*poke*

28.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0