@jde1990.bsky.social
As seen on TV. Former nemesis of Elton John and Azealia Banks. Do engineering bits & bobs. Love to travel. Welcome to my eclectic collection of things I've thought worthy of seeing, saying, sorting. 📍 Midlands, UK
Please don’t die
09.03.2026 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re welcome
09.03.2026 21:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There are 13 reasons
09.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tupolev
09.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I literally only know this as the machine haha
09.03.2026 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Didn't realise Gerry Adams was being sued for being a terrorist. Let's hope things don't blow up from the explosive testimony.
09.03.2026 15:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well now I'm hacked off; arranging to send back the caravan air con and replace with another better brand, but if we'd got it right first time last year I'd have also got a sodding wine fridge worth £650 that I've really wanted/needed for bloody ages 😡
09.03.2026 11:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😏
08.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I think I’ve been in the vape shop on fire in Glasgow. It’s had scaffolding around it for probably five years now.
08.03.2026 21:47 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I guess for balance, if you are out there with a handsome son as a bar man, then thank you for staffing in your mrs and/or looking after your man’s baby gravy
08.03.2026 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It feels kind of bad eyeing up the bar man at the local pub, but then I guess it’s not me who made him so beautiful
08.03.2026 21:33 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just ice cream?
08.03.2026 21:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0God help the world
08.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I noticed the holes yesterday, but not been on much today yet
08.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finally home and had to take one. I’m on edge and not in the way we’d like.
08.03.2026 20:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone loves a friendly cock or two
08.03.2026 20:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dios 🥵
08.03.2026 15:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Day three without antidepressants and I’ve not killed myself or anyone else, new record
08.03.2026 10:07 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0I’m alive!
08.03.2026 10:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good morning bitches betches and botches. The sun is up and so am I. Let’s be having you.
08.03.2026 09:13 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0🥹
08.03.2026 09:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But only if the orange overlord permits
07.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pace yourself
07.03.2026 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Daddy
07.03.2026 14:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lucky boy
07.03.2026 14:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hahaha ffs
07.03.2026 14:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Let’s get a caravan awning” we said.
We did not say it should take up half the back of the car in its packaging.
It makes me laugh tbh
07.03.2026 14:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It seems to be busy but I’ve not been on much myself
07.03.2026 09:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nooooo
07.03.2026 09:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0