@jde1990.bsky.social
As seen on TV. Former nemesis of Elton John and Azealia Banks. Do engineering bits & bobs. Love to travel. Welcome to my eclectic collection of things I've thought worthy of seeing, saying, sorting. π Midlands, UK
Happy taint day. It's like hump day, but without the benefit of being halfway there and with the risk of a shit streak.
03.03.2026 09:12 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Push me daddy
03.03.2026 09:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iran getting pounded harder than a ketamine twink at Pride
02.03.2026 20:09 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm exhausted and itβs not even 5pm. Still got counselling to go. Ugh.
02.03.2026 16:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0RUN
02.03.2026 15:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Depends on the garage, 4-5p round here, some havenβt yet
02.03.2026 11:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Old man penalty π€
02.03.2026 11:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Perfect 100% sleep score last night to balance out the world going to shit while I slumbered. So glad I filled the car last night though, prices rocketing this morningβ¦
02.03.2026 11:06 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Okay nana
01.03.2026 21:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All these βhow big are you?β posts and not a single stat the gays care about π€
01.03.2026 16:18 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe two German beers and no lunch wasnβt so wise π€
01.03.2026 15:30 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Impressive muffin!
01.03.2026 15:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Effort though
01.03.2026 13:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I imagine equally frothing between βdeath to Iranβ and βdeath to America/Israelβ
01.03.2026 13:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I knowwww π
01.03.2026 13:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt make the gifs
01.03.2026 13:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π₯²
01.03.2026 11:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whenever I hear them talk about Supreme Leader, I think of The Dictator
01.03.2026 11:05 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stretchy foot beans
01.03.2026 11:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No turkey dinosaurs?
01.03.2026 10:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not just America, Iβm off to top up the car later as Iβm sure prices will shoot up
01.03.2026 10:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wheeeeeey
28.02.2026 20:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pornography
28.02.2026 20:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Could say they just bombed
28.02.2026 19:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some things are reasonable, others not so much
28.02.2026 18:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After all the faffing about to get Β£5 credit on the meter here, turned out the one further down had Β£6 left over from someone else. Heating and cooking ahoy π€
28.02.2026 18:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*poke*
28.02.2026 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0