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Dimitri Allen

@dimitriallen.bsky.social

Scientist and amateur bartender (Parody account)

147 Followers  |  125 Following  |  1,918 Posts  |  Joined: 04.02.2025
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Sorry, I’ve been trapped between states of being where I’m adrift in the void and not quite conscious for months at a time. Grindr isn’t quite the first thing on my mind when I come back to myself.

I’ll respond to you soon.

25.06.2025 12:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And here I came to support you. Sigh, I suppose I’ll take my leave. Clearly my presence isn’t appreciated…

25.06.2025 12:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How cruel, Paul. How cruel.

25.06.2025 12:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The girls are fightinggggg

25.06.2025 11:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, how fascinating! I do hope we’re friends in ever reality.

06.06.2025 15:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So you really aren’t from around here, then. You look human enough.

It’s nice to meet you. My name is Dimitri Allen.

06.06.2025 14:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Haha! I could say the same.. I have to assume that you’re not just MY Claire in a different outfit, then.

06.06.2025 14:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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And who is this?

06.06.2025 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hello, my dear boy! Where have you been?

06.06.2025 14:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Theodore, there you are!

26.05.2025 11:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

… oh dear.

Maybe I should tell Claire about this? ……

24.05.2025 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know. I know you probably didn’t mean to.

But the machine was a lot of work. I don’t mean to make you feel guilty, nor am i upset with you. I just feel.. odd. Seeing it broken. Truly broken, and not just inactive.

24.05.2025 18:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The- ah, the Time Machine is broken. As is the wall.

24.05.2025 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no, no. everything’s alright. I’m sorry.

What’s next? What tests were we going to run?

24.05.2025 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

… it’s nothing. Don’t fret about it.

24.05.2025 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hm…

24.05.2025 17:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

.. Hershel?

24.05.2025 17:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

…………

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24.05.2025 15:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

……..

Sorry.

24.05.2025 14:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wouldn’t really have known if you hadn’t told me, though perhaps I’m just not too observant.

24.05.2025 14:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

24.05.2025 14:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah- haha, sorry about that. Ignore me.

24.05.2025 13:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everything is always my fault.

24.05.2025 13:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re- oh my god I didn’t even notice! Congratulations!

I also hope this doesn’t cause any problems.

24.05.2025 13:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hm. Interesting. So all of this truly isn’t my fault.

Where would you like to go?

24.05.2025 13:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope you don’t die. That would be terribly unfortunate for all of us.

Is there anything I can do? Ice packs, first aid kit? What do you need from me?

24.05.2025 13:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who is Randall? And you said that you’re cursed?

24.05.2025 13:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re in two places at once? Fascinating.

Fascinating… terribly sorry about your crash. Does it affect your form here?

24.05.2025 13:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0



I have goosebumps. It’s not all that cold in here…

24.05.2025 13:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Where did you come from?

Here- could you climb up onto my hand? It would be easier than picking you up, and likely more comfortable for transport.

24.05.2025 13:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0