Hybrid Dolphin

Saw this and thiught "surely cant be the penis thing" continued reading the headline and yep... the penis thing...

Was I good and did a run to the dump for stuff that we're not taking with us in the house move? Yes.

Am I doing any more today? No.

Am I leaving a hell of a lot of last min stuff till tomorrow (the last day before the move) yes.

Do I care? No, leave me alone...

The less successful Game of Thrones spin off.

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I want to have serious words with the horder me from 6 years ago... going through the loft ahead of move and no less than 4 Christmas trees...

Unrelated... anyone want to buy a christmas tree? I do good deal.

Eh, you'll be dead what they gonna do... Ouija board you?

Give a man/woman a candle and they can light their gaff for the life of that candle.

Drop the candle and they can heat the gaff for the rest of their life.

Follow me for more life hacks.

Bluesky about to get a morbillion more users...

Also I really f'n hate Jared Leto... can he just... not and fuck off?

"Hey Luigi... could I offer you a fire plant in these trying times?"

Andrew: Sweaty Nonce?

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I for one welcome our new beaver overlords. May their reign be long and fortuitous.

Still a bit of stressy, stressy time, should hopefully be back to my usual nonsense on here within 2 weeks.

They sure are 😊

Follow Sora... a swell fella if ever I knew one.

I feel like Stardew Valley is repairing my soul.

Nice to actually play it without trying to rush and without a min/max goal in mind. Just chilling and enjoying the cozy vibes.

Think I needed this.

Aw shit, yeah that will do it.

I wish you all the best with the job and hope it goes well.

Thanks Banjo. I'm sure I will, just a lot of stressers in life at the moment.

This is fantastic, will look forward to listening to this whilst I play.

Picture of Steam Deck showing the loading screen of Stardew Valley.

Been feeling kinda down/miserable/out of sorts the past few days.

Need a bit of a cozy infusion...

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Terry...

Picture of Simpsons Character hanging a 0 on a sign saying Days without Masturbating.

...fucking Terry...

Really Terry... in No Nut November you post this?

Lot of stress and stuff going on at the moment so, I might not be as active on here for the next few weeks till I get everything sorted and get my head straight.

Don't worry, Hybrid will return.

So...

Throat punch?

😂😂😂

Sales boys better or worse than music/videos with no headphones on?

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Make sure they dont... punch them in the throat then throw them on the tracks.

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THROAT PUNCH... THROAT PUNCH... THROAT PUNCH...

I'd maybe go as far as answering the phone if even to arrange a callback but quietly and respectfully of others.

Yeah, the music tho... fuck that

Hope you pull through... as a fellow insomnia sufferer I know it sucks balls.