Ningendo GirlBoy™️

i just know his hair care routine goes crazy

it doesnt have to be like this, when it can be like this! BABY MONKEY HAS TWO HANDS

depending on the viscosity of the injectable u could try insulin needles maybe. on one hand will ensure that its def going subq only and not being spicy near any muscles but also does run the possibility of feeling spicier closer to the surface

AMANDA IF U SEE THIS ITS JUST A JOKE

"hey hope ur havin a great day! lets make it better with some Right Away Great Captain" so u literally want me to kms ok got it 🫡

sp*tify dj my eternal enemy

we truly gotta diy it all. Im The Doctor Now

not to be all wishy washy bc im SURE im still processing things and will continue to be a bit sad but. having a Guy Who Is Going To Be Okay moment rn and just wanna capture it

nah early 2023

go for it

this account is likely to become more frequent of a venting space than it usually is, so please bare with me or feel free to mute/unfollow if it doesnt align with what u want in your feed i completely understand and no hard feelings

i feel a great deal of guilt and shame revealing this, like it reflects poorly on me somehow or makes me a lesser person, but i think putting it out there in words might help me better come to terms with it im getting divorced

YOU MUST TRY TO LOVE YOURSELF WHEN NOTHING ELSE DOES. THIS WILL BE THE HARDEST PART

unfortunately i dont know if i have the emotional bandwidth to be a very good friend in return right now

to be honest with u all my life is imploding right now and im probably going to be a very different person for a bit while i figure out how to deal with it. if any of you ever feel like reaching out even just to send me a funny post or something, pls know that would mean the world to me rn

a person is looking at the cover art of 'the legend of zelda: twilight princess'. the text above their gaze implying their takeaway says 'if you have courage and motivation you can change the world even against insurmountable odds', while a red arrow flying over their head implying a message they're missing says 'you should get turned into a wolf then be ridden around and told what to do by a sassy imp princess'.

session 3, i got a doozy for ya doc

get to introduce my new therapist to my good friend Large Facial Anxiety Rash today 😻😻 awesom! i love it!

the emotional roller coaster i just went on of finding out dr pepper dippin dots exist immediately followed by the disappointment of learning theyre bad 😩

Cinnamoroll

its a power stance to intimidate the wizard

Halo meme

how it feels to break the wizards curse

was supposed to be this for just the vape but i forgot to count the beads and it was all downhill from there 😭

WOW so i am never trying a simple craft again 👍

edited achewood panel waiter: the gba pokemon rom is 19.99, sir ray (thinking): fuck you it is. In this economy, you’re lucky I ain’t just walk in here and put a shotgun in my mouth.

Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.

I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️
#art