Kaejer

It’s a gif

The quickest way to an Earthbussy is by knowing Giygas.

If you don't have someone to celebrate Valentine's with this year, find a person wearing MAGA attire and punch them as hard as you can in the stomach.

Hot pockets should be easier to fit in your jeans pocket.

A smash burger is a regular burger that you hit with a bat.

Why would I need to go on American Idol when my bathroom and car think I'm great?

My Snatch Game character would be Hugh Mann the gay homo sapien (not an alien).

How come there are so many two-headed organisms and no two-body organisms?

Capybaras make bara milk.

When I walk through the candle aisle my brain resets to factory settings.

Crabs are just drums that combined with the drummer.

Going to beat someone at Connect Four by throwing Four Loko.

Our future is Water World, except instead of water it's sludge from all the AI data centers. All hail Sludge World.

CW// #vore
Wanted to re-animate a scene from "Prince Ivan and the Firebird" featuring two new characters of mine, one made by @kittypanders.bsky.social , Boon the Raccoon! The other, a Sheep, via @ericstripe.bsky.social 's suggestion~

The background music is a snippet from D-Code by Dust Devil!

Have some tum with a small side of bruise

Just add :3 to the end of every message and problem solved

Last tummy tuesday of the year. #gainer

51. Food is no longer what makes people get fat. Getting fat is a done through a process similar to exercise in order to build your body in a different way than muscle mass.

50. Cooking food causes a food-based pollution. The thicker this kind of pollution is in your area, the easier it is for you to gain weight.

49. Cyberpunk future where all the gainers can improve problematic body parts and organs allowing them to be as fat as they want and can still jump over a building. Who wouldn't want 4 stomachs?

48. In a futuristic world there's a community designed for fat people where everything is bigger and the gravity is significantly reduced to reduce stress on the body.

47. A world where anyone is able to actively use fat cells to provide extra energy to their bodies making them able to be superpowered for a brief period of time.

46. A world with a non-monetary system where fatness is reputation and exchanges happen based on reputation alone.

45. Your friends take you out to a new bar and you notice everyone there is fat. They get you all get shots and immediately upon drinking them you rapidly gain at least 50 pounds. Time for the next round.

44. Walking into the buffet you see the fattest man you’ve ever seen already inside scarfing down food. When he turns around you realize he’s you.

43. A superpower where you're able to split yourself into multiples of yourself, but all the splits cut your size in half. In order to make more copies that are full-sized you'll have to gain a lot of weight.

42. A button exists that makes a person you want to gain a pound every time you press it. However, a person you don't want to gain a pound also gains a pound at the same time. You don't get to pick either person.

41. Fat becomes the new popular trend in the mainstream. Gaining is no longer a niche and instead expected of everyone.