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01.03.2026 15:29 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wifey doesnβt need every little detail, does she? β‘
01.03.2026 15:29 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's what you're used to, and then there's me π«
01.03.2026 11:08 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Make sure your therapist knows about meβοΈπ
23.02.2026 13:44 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0In case you're wondering why your husband is "working late" at the office today β againβοΈ
20.02.2026 17:29 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Mean girls in tiny tops fry your brain π³οΈ
27.02.2026 17:04 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Is it beta safe enough? π
27.02.2026 11:44 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Being hot and shameless turned out to be such a profitable combinationπ
20.02.2026 14:10 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0When Mommy says more, you donβt hesitate π
26.02.2026 15:29 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Itβd be utterly irresponsible not to take advantage of the situation when youβre already staring stupid π
11.02.2026 18:22 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It's not love. It's just financial manipulation β‘
14.02.2026 16:04 β π 11 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Might be your dream girl, might be your worst regret π
19.02.2026 10:31 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine everyone in your tight-knit local community seeing the version you hide β¨β¨
26.02.2026 12:53 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Should I tell her what you call her every time you go braindead in my DMs? π
17.02.2026 11:47 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0RT if youβd gladly ignore all the red flags π«
19.02.2026 14:24 β π 11 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0Imagine risking it all for someone who barely notices you π
25.02.2026 15:51 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0You can try quitting tomorrow π
16.02.2026 12:00 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Look who's going to end up in your willβοΈ
16.02.2026 16:08 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0You donβt have the self-discipline to handle this cleavage π
25.02.2026 10:55 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Be mine π
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Till death do you two part, right?π
14.02.2026 15:28 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0You hate how willingly you fold β¨
24.02.2026 11:00 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Make sure your therapist knows about meβοΈπ
23.02.2026 13:44 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Did this make you forget even your own name yet? π
23.02.2026 11:25 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve heard that self-control doesn't survive a hot girl with a zero-sum attitude π
23.02.2026 11:23 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In case you're wondering why your husband is "working late" at the office today β againβοΈ
20.02.2026 17:29 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Being hot and shameless turned out to be such a profitable combinationπ
20.02.2026 14:10 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Because what happens on payday stays on payday, right? π
13.02.2026 12:58 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I think this shrunk in the wash ~
10.02.2026 15:44 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0One day youβre pissing me off and the next youβre having very awkward conversations at home. Time flies β¨β¨
12.02.2026 16:48 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0RT if youβd gladly ignore all the red flags π«
19.02.2026 14:24 β π 11 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0