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Dear User,
Yes, open it on your personal PC - let us know if you notice any memz popups.
Kind regards,
IT Support Desk
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03.09.2025 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear User,
You have forgotten to add an example, see below:
Microsoft
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IT Supportdesk
Dear User,
You’re correct - Apple’s out there trying to solve imaginary problems.
Can you solve a mystery we’re faced with? It’s Windows updates taking 45 minutes to install and the end result is it breaks the printer?
KR,
IT Support desk
Hi choom,
We’ll be ready to assist with any query you submit.
Kind regards,
IT Support.
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12.06.2025 07:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this the reason why you’ve requested 12 9v batteries?
Request denied.
We weren’t aware that you were recording us assist end users with their “urgent queries”:
- Spotify runs better with 64gb of ram instead of 32gb
- Why isn’t their pc flashing red, green and blue lights
- They want a DY branded laptop
- Where is the Bluetooth port?
We are the only ones they fear
Is it too much to ask for an email client to have the ability to just send and receive emails?
Baby steps Microsoft.
They’re going to rename it next week to SP121STDCOP.
Looks like another winner for Microsoft PR.
Pspspspsps I have ten Dell Dimension boxes you can play in and no, you’re omitted from logging a ticket with us.
17.05.2025 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Epic Games reminds me of that one “friend” who would call for help / aid and when the time comes and they’re asked, they would disappear from the face of the earth.
Like those users who don’t LOG A TICKET.
If people could start logging a ticket instead of directly messaging us, that would be great.
17.05.2025 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It would be great if they could log a ticket - you know, simple things
17.05.2025 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The consequences for not logging a ticket.
17.05.2025 00:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dipshits in 2019: LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
Dipshits in 2025: LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
You’re missing “IT Services” at the end of your description.
And no, log a ticket.
You’re absolutely correct, it doesn’t harm people in the countries stated.
Our latest update of Teams and Outlook is harming THE WHOLE WORLD instead.
Yes, you’re right, what did you expect?
More to the point, you claim you’ve restarted your pc an hour ago but system uptime says 42:23:02:01 and you failed to log a ticket.
Tsk tsk.
Dear User,
If in doubt, throw X out.
IT Support.
Dear User,
I would like to point out Bluesky is not an Xbox.
IT Support
Dear User,
If that was in your office, bagsy I’m getting a go.
IT Support
Dear User,
We approve this post.
IT Support
Dear User,
If in doubt, throw X out.
IT Support
Dear User,
If in doubt, throw X out.
IT Support
Dear User,
We would like to know why you haven’t installed Syndicate on your work laptop?
IT Support
Dear User,
Open up, we’re back.
IT Support
Dear User,
You serious?
IT Support
Dear User,
If in doubt, throw Windows out.
IT Support
