Em Essell

nancy pelosi, backwards, in heels, etc etc etc

Yeah that pretty much sums it up…. 🙃

Jamal Khashoggi's widow, Hanan Elatr Khashoggi: "Try as much as you can to save democracy and freedom of the press and speech in America. Do not be a copy of a Middle East dictatorship. We look to you as a role model of Western civilization—please maintain it."

Just saw a dog in a Christmas sweater.

It’s not even Thanksgiving!

🤣🤣🤣

Covering Jamal Khashoggi's murder was one of the most disturbing things I've worked on. Hearing Trump say he was "extremely controversial" and people "didn't like him" is chilling. Hard to take any other way than he thinks there is moral ambiguity in the murder of a journalist.

Oh for actual fuck’s sake. 🤬

I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?

But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.

But that's just me

Oh okay yeah right because as we all know, sometimes “shit just happens” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

A former career DOJ guy told me a few weeks ago that prior to Trump, the FBI was the varsity team, DHI and ICE were junior varsity, and Border Patrol were like a drunken office softball team. And under Trump, the drunk softball guys are now in charge.

"November 14th: A partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing..."

same, partially muscled skeleton, same

Not knowing what the fuck is going on is… a wonderful thing?

FFS. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Things I did not buy:
- a brightly colored paring knife
- industrial mixer
- twelve small cambros
- sixty gallon tamale pot
- every whisk

I went to the restaurant supply store and only bought the two items I needed, AMA.

This is why you always keep a bottle near the couch.

this is literally never not accurate

Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. That don't impress me much.

Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.

ICE and CBP Agents Are Scanning Peoples’ Faces on the Street To Verify Citizenship Videos on social media show officers from ICE and CBP using facial recognition technology on people in the field. One expert described the practice as “pure dystopian creep.”

New: Videos show ICE/CBP agents are scanning peoples' faces on the street to verify citizenship. ICE has tool to instantly look up unprecedented number of databases with just a photo

“I’m an American citizen so leave me alone”

“Alright, we just got to verify that”

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

Has there been an update on this?

will there be any followup to this fascinating story by the president of the united states that a friend of his sent him a check for $130 million dollars and the president is going to give the money to the military because i for one am fascinated about the details tbh

Remember when ONE PERSON had Tetris on their computer and we all tried to take turns but your asshole friend was like “ugh you totally can’t win just give up now it’s my turn!”

Regardless of the origin, regardless of his claimed 18 years of ignorance - Platner is aware *right now* that he has nazi ink.

The fact that he hasn’t run in a perfectly-straight line to the nearest laser removal studio, knocking over anyone in his way, is damning.

ice’s illegitimacy grows with every passing day

I mean… for all of the fucks’ sake… this fucking guy. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I was literally waiting for you to switch modes. Love you babe. 👍🏼😍

… if I accidentally pull a Like Water For Chocolate today, this is going to be very furious focaccia.

Went to bed furious. Woke up furious. This may be the weekend I finally learn to set people on fire with my mind. 🤬

Cos play Barbie swore it's a warzone

Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"