Samantha 🏳️‍⚧️

a drawing of a colorful glam rooster, captioned I'M STUNNING and a little chick saying yeah but you a bitch!

logging on

Looking for October, anyone know where it went?

Follow my inapiration? Well I'm INSPIRED to be a cranky bitch

Fucking around: free spirited. Being your best self. Reconnecting with your inner child.

Finding out: systemic oppression rooted in class warfare and prejudice. Inherently evil

In this essay I will -

"Until my final breath, I will NEVER understand how January 6th wasn't the last straw for EVERYONE."

a straight jacket made for two

Chasing my antidepressants with a can of beer

I would eat my veggies, but many veggies are green. As we all know, green is not a creative color. How can I create if I'm full of green?

I'll keep it to 3rd base max

This week I do solemnly swear to do my absolute best to not fuck any pumpkins.

Proud to announce that I finished writing a fantasy one shot I'm quite fond of, called "Death, Stupidity and Taxes" :)

When I'm in charge, the first thing I'm doing is banning leaf blowers

It does! :D its my wedding/engagement ring which doubles as a fidget toy

Tragic news: I have found out that actually, my shit DOES stink

Me: Calm ur tits girl.

Her: FUCK YOU DESTRUCTO DISK!

Gotta make mistakes to learn from mistakes

Move over sliced bread, there's a new queen bitch in town

Parents too. All of em, too intimidated by my peerless glory

Man, a lot of my childhood friends, peers, and bullies were REALLY jealous of my Neutron Style

Me repeating "making shitty art does not make me a shitty person" as I write the longest shitpost of my life

A light to me in dark places, when all other lights go out are my big tits and fat ass.

I hit a paywall and I immediately want the money back I didnt spend

For what its worth, I had some time on my hands so I did a bit of research on my own. While I saw a lot of different opinions I ultimately ended up feeling that I didnt like the use of the term anymore. So I deleted my posts that use it and plan on not using it in the future

Lmao relatable though. For what it's worth I get sick of me too

Oh shit you're a person lmao.

Okay, I'll bite. I dont see much online discourse. How is it racist?

Remember when the jocks used to kick the shit out of the nerds.
We could bring that back for incels and fascists.

She was last seen floating towards the white house. We can only hope her dictstorship is a benevolent one.

Breaking news: local woman's head inflates to the size of a skyscraper. Shoots laser eyes at transphobes.

(Thank you <3)

Telling myself I'm invincible to manifest a shred of that confidence

Sorry I missed our wedding, the cat was asleep on my lap.