Trendor the Relentless

I can make biscuits & look you in the eye at the same time. Nite beautiful babies. Hugs 💤💙💤

Gym mirror selfie of me in grey tank and tan sweatpants

Getting back to it

4:59pm vs 5:00pm

Feeling feral today.

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread 🧵

31 😁

Thank goodness. The La Roche Posay is working. 🤣🤣🤣

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread 🧵

38 😎

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread 🧵

35!

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread 🧵

37!!!

I was raised by Bob Barker, Mister Rogers, Big Bird and Victor Newman.

The workout 💪

A person with short, tightly curled hair and a trimmed beard wears a green and tan sweater layered over a purple turtleneck. They stand in front of a corrugated metal wall, giving a subtle squint under direct flash.

Point-and-Shoot Film Portraits.

Shot by yours truly on 11.23.25

A person with platinum-blonde hair styled in a high twisted updo wears a tan and white plaid cardigan and thin hoop earrings. They stand against a pale background with a soft shadow behind them.

Point-and-Shoot Film Portraits.

Shot by yours truly on 11.23.25

A person with light brown locs pulled back wears a denim jacket over a white shirt. They stand beside a dark wall, looking slightly past the camera, illuminated by bright flash.

Point-and-Shoot Film Portraits.

Shot by yours truly on 11.23.25

A person with voluminous red and black textured hair wears narrow red sunglasses and a camouflage jacket. They stand in front of a white brick wall, lit directly by flash.

Point-and-Shoot Film Portraits.

Shot by yours truly on 11.23.25

A person with short, dark curly hair stands against a pale wall. They wear a brown and navy suede-panel shirt over a dark tank top, looking calmly toward the camera under bright flash.

Point-and-Shoot Film Portraits.

Shot by yours truly on 11.23.25

Sweaty Sunday scaries

15 years later… ✨
We still at it 💛

#MamasGun25

just finished my stress test & returned my heart monitor 🤸

grabbing a quick bite before returning to work for the afternoon. happy Monday ☀️

Rory Michaelson dressed up as a reindeer with Christmas lights on them

Seasonal profile pic 🦌 🌲

No, I haven’t. But, I have asked the grinning bobcat why he grins.

I’m going to keep saying “we need an audiobook series where Matt Berry reads literary classics” until the universe brings it into existence.

For Millie: 🎂

Mabel & I are celebrating her becoming a teenager now that she's just turned 13.
It's a small, intimate affair with plenty of belly rubs, cuddling & extra doggie treats all around! 🐕 ❤️

#Woof

This is one of those “slip under the covers and comfort-watch the ‘Mommie Dearest’ episode of Be Kind Rewind and drift off to sleep” kind of nights…

A pic from Halloween i didn’t know i had.

Orange bloomers.
#coloraday #orangesun #bloomscrolling #gardening

Like, I could see Universal Studios pulling this off.

I lowkey hope there’s a #StrangerThings theme park ride in the works…

It’s actually not that juicy. Just relationship woes. But still, given that these are some mid-profile names involved, maybe save this conversation for when you have some privacy…