Götterdämmerung Kyle

I think the Soviet Union got a bad wrap, and that there is a reason why no one knows anything about Yugoslavia

Bismillah

Happy for Trueanon

You cannot fight industry with finance

Thank you

They bumped the mega millions ticket up from $2 to $5 so you know we’re heading for hard times

Now the markets crash and while everyone is busy with that, Israel liquidates Gaza

The mental health benefits alone are gonna do wonders in an apocalypse scenario

Editors note: replace they/them with he/haw?

Not enough dab-pen, but the hogs are dabbing

Only the parasites are doing well

still a party for them, but barely

a very fragile party, manic, bad coke

must be documented meticulously for social media

the fun

liked and affirmed, flaunted

must finna be a movie at all times

must be slop

the slop is the parasite reproducing itself

Ripndip Van Winkle

chillin up on Hypermagic Mountain

tubercaled, but hydrated

thinking of whether or not

they/them

are/is

too old, yet

Not enough dab-pen in the world

to be scrubbing the floors of the drunk dutchman piss

🫰🫰🫰

The worst laid plans of pigs and dogs

Hope you all covered yourself in as much foam as you could

This whole interregnum, the last 5 years, maybe even since the ‘08 crash, it’s all been runway foam… and now for the crash

Take me back to the halcyon daze

First as tragedy, then as farce, then again as slop.

Now we got an incel tech gestapo making the already incredibly difficult process of getting a farm loan impossible

I took a job paying the same wage I got 20 years ago, so that I could lose my Medicaid and barely pay bills

That wage buys 40% less today, according to the inflation calculator

The boomers really did eat their children

I can’t get a goddamned loan to build a greenhouse from the government, but I can be cast into hellfire, undemocratically and against my will

Seems like we’re going over the waterfall

Been a real slow boil into apocalypse

Alive and unwell, hope you’re doing alright too. I seldom use social media anymore, but it was fun for a second anyway

Harris will make a wonderful hunger chancellor

Not enough

Jimmy Carter only served one term, they should run him. Maybe with Chompsky as VP

Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.

Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss

They should make the US into a necrocracy and just keep the gerontocracy going into the abyss

Rip to one of our most durable bozos, an impressive barnacle falls away, but does the ship’s course change?

His legacy speaks for itself, a blood soaked wasteland, a world on fire.

You have become literal Nazis, and only two generations removed from the Holocaust. Congratulations on the depravity, villain