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Wait, you’re a through street, right? If you’re not a through street, you gotta tell me or else it’s entrapment.

So, these people...how often would you say they do well? E'er? Or more like ne'er?

Okay if you guys want to pretend to be prepositions, I’m in.

So I like when Lois and Clark smooch. So sue me!

Oh, I thought you said we were going to a waxed museum. This is fine though.

Compare and contrast Elphaba and Galinda at the Ozdust and the African Anteater Ritual.

Mike Nesmith, Micky Dolenz, Michael Jones, and Mikey Tork. The Mikees.

Fuck the grain, marry the fox, kill the chicken.

Really, Max? 30 seconds?

There needs to be an appeal process for captchas. That was a scooter, not a motorcycle.

Oh, pepper. You didn’t have the same PR firm as salt so I can spill you without worrying about demons.

I really appreciate that one song because I love turning around but I hate doing it when Der Komissar’s in town.

The Affleck commercial referenced Damon and the Damon commercial referenced Affleck. #sportsanalysis

I love wreaking all kinds of things but especially havoc.

We have this deal where I get to wear my hoodie if she’s not already wearing it. It’s pretty sweet. I’m a good negotiator.

Perhaps as devastating but way more subtle was Vlad the Implier.

Sometimes you quote someone but want your readers to know any errors are from the original and not your fault. That’s a sic burn.

Man, Giles Corey would be pissed if he found out about weighted blankets.

I don’t know exactly when the Bob’s Burgers crew decided to get weird with it but I am all in. Let’s ride this out.

Besides envying the McCallisters for their copious wealth I also envy their ability to sleep all the way through the night without looking at the clock.

You’re not Rudolph. Some guy on some other job is Rudolph. You’re Prancer.

Seems like there’s way more tidings around all of a sudden.

Grinches to lovers.

Man, gravity taking a huge hit this week.

Is there a One Skeet Tony?

In Christmas parades Santa always appears as a passenger princess and we love that for him.

Okay then, where were we?