@gdapentagon.bsky.social
Head of the global defense agency. Responsible for protecting the earth from all manner of threats, be they terrestrial or extraterrestrial.
Sure. Whatever you say Donald, keep an eye on them.
18.04.2025 16:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"๐๐ข๐ญ๐ฎ?"
"... ๐๐ฌ๐ข๐บ, s๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ. ๐โ๐ฎ ๐ค๐ข๐ญ๐ฎ. ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ฉ๐ข๐ท๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ง๐ฆ๐ค๐ต๐ญ๐บ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ ๐ช๐ฏ๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐จ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ค๐ต๐ช๐ค ๐ฅ๐ช๐ด๐ข๐จ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ข ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ค๐ช๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ข๐ณ ๐ค๐ณ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ข๐ญ."
"๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐บ ๐ง๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ. ๐๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ต๐ฉ."
Calm down, ladies
16.04.2025 19:57 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
Excuse me?
16.04.2025 19:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You will not go near our McDonaldโs.
14.04.2025 17:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Damnit, popper got to the orange juice again. We have to have a lock on it or something
14.04.2025 01:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We need all the information we can get on viltrumites. All of it.
14.04.2025 01:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
13.04.2025 21:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
13.04.2025 03:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Letโs be glad heโs dead. Yup. Totally dead.
13.04.2025 03:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fine
11.04.2025 20:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We have the money to spare for the best ingredients, so yes itโs far better. And yes there are other fast food chains. Such as Panda Express and Starbucks, but McDonaldโs is the best
11.04.2025 20:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
at taco bell
โ ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ต๐ฉ ๐ท๐ช๐ด๐ช๐ต #7: ๐๐ณ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฅ '๐๐ข๐ค๐ฐ ๐๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ.' ๐๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ง๐ถ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ช๐ฏ๐ต๐ณ๐ช๐จ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฅ. ๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ต'๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ด๐ต ๐ด๐ฏ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ต? ๐โ๐ฎ ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข ๐ด๐ฏ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ช๐ด๐ต (๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ด๐ค๐ช๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ). ๐๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ถ๐ด ๐ช๐ง ๐ช๐ต ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฏโ๐ต ๐ฆ๐น๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ฆ? ๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ต'๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฎ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ. ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ
11.04.2025 02:04 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2Only high level government employees can access the McDonaldโs. No civilians can have our McNuggets
11.04.2025 18:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1I prefer McDonaldโs
11.04.2025 15:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Oh shiver me timbers you ainโt getting anywhere near the pentagon little bro
11.04.2025 15:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh no heโs hot
11.04.2025 15:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You ainโt getting him, bitch
11.04.2025 15:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
11.04.2025 15:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The one and only
11.04.2025 14:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โI need you Cecil!โ Bitch I ainโt going down there that mf was staring you down
11.04.2025 04:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This was the last image saved to Omni-Manโs hard drive before he went rogue. Anyone know what this could mean?
11.04.2025 03:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Damn we shouldโve just given Rex a bunch of skeletons
11.04.2025 03:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Damnit Kate get back to work
10.04.2025 23:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Crazy, right? I thought so too
10.04.2025 20:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Felt cute. Might delete later
10.04.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
