Mike Hunt-Hertz

control it

The amount of times i bust out laughing over the course of the experience bc it was just situation after situation...but i agree like omfg stealing from everyday individuals is so FUCKED bruh if u dont hit that dealership OMG?

rly appreciated it so they ended up working to still get me approved for the car i wanted w my trade in even w having to take like 1k off (i think they lowkey lowered the price of the car for me too 😭) and it's only $100 more a month than my other was so im gonna refinance later

Nooo i traded it in to prevent them from getting me again bc when i got my car serviced they offered me 11k (i owed 12k) but while i was waiting to trade it in a fucking stray bullet hit it LMFAOOOOOOO...i was sooo fucking mad like it fr felt like an omen but i was upfront w the ppl abt it and they

i am enjoying the day off, i hope YOUUU are having a good day and get to have fun today 🫶😁🥰

when i drive to [redacted state] on a random wednesday to come see you in my new (to me) car

HAPPY BDAYYYYY 🫶🫶🫶🫂

no i def get why u left and i def tweet less than i regularly used to bc it's kind of annoying regularly being subjected to nazis...Lowkey might try to cut down on social media as a whole soon bc it's all kind of ass now

miss you so badddddd the transition is so difficult when so many ppl still won't do it!!! i feel like a child of divorce going between TLs and bluesky is like the dad's side

since i posted it everywhere else i'll post last selfie of 2024 here too...2 days late

happy new year friends

very sad looking spongebob

Wish twitter didn't turn to what it did bc i be forgetting to check this but a lot of my favorite mutuals moved here exclusively

and after finding out ts affects ur BRAIN...we got ppl in their 20s and 30s with the same amount of grey matter as joe biden ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

like 5+ times...the dead are fr walking amongst us!!!!

brah the first infection didnt rly have lasting effects but when i got it the 2nd time my cough took longer to go away and for like a min or two randomly for like a month after it would feel like someone just DECKED me in the fuckin chest...i also had/have a p strong immune system like omg ppl sick

Said this as SOON as i got home and got on ft with oomf...these retail CEOs need to start getting scared next!!!

Fake money makers seriously

Spent $85 at walmart and barely even got anything...shit getting so out of hand

AND IK DAMN WELL THERES PPL WHO WILL TAKE A NIGHT SHIFT...

Losing 24hr walmarts is still one of the more psychologically damaging things ive had to handle since covid

28 years later coming out next year just secured a reason to live for 2025 #WontHeDoIt

if the og tweet was the one abt millennials and the aux i do think it is probs the first scenario then

ok the way i cant see the og post theyre replying to bc it says blocked post and theres just no way someone already has me blocked on ts

glad to see u too i have Dearly missed u 🫶🫂

HEOFBSODNDLDSLPDDNSLDNCKSL the notifications on here are kinda ass so i get it

i knew he'd be a chef but us being a shade match was an unexpected surprise...Crazy to think this is what id look like as a chef!!!

Got a new toad keychain from japan and hes a lightskin chef

horrifying

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The way i tweeted this in this exact format but it shook me to my core so bad i had to bring it here too