Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣

Ah yes, the four genders:
the pursued
the pursuing
the busy and
the tired.

I love telling literally any man that I'm going to get a haircut and watching the light leave his eyes.

You're right. The only two options are Demi Moore (Striptease) or Demi Moore (GI Jane).

I'm a Juuse fan 🥳

The smartest person you know is also the dumbest person you know and often at the same time.

Brought to you by Grillo's Pickles.

Desperate to hurt in a way that makes sense. In a way I understand. Instead of whatever the fuck this is.

You ever open the door for someone to know you - to ask questions and be interested and allow you to show yourself - and they simply refuse to nudge the door even a little with their toe?

I will not confront my grief as if she is my enemy.

I will make her tea and invite her to sit beside me so that we might understand each other.

Lovers of Valdaro - 6,000 year old skeletal remains, two figures, a man and a woman approx. 20 years old at time of passing, arranged in what appears to be an embrace.

Me and who?

Manon Rhéaume, first woman to play in an NHL exhibition game, kitted in Tampa Bay Lightning goalie gear.

Happy Manon Rhéaume day to all who celebrate!

I am at the end of my rope - anyone want anything while I'm there?

I continue to find myself lying on the floor.

Sorry, can't talk. Too busy measuring things with my heart.

I'm developing so many fractures that surely it is in my foundation now and I fear a building inspector will condemn me.

If things could calm down for even a minute so my nervous system could regulate itself, I'd appreciate it.

Why do people always want to talk about feelings?

For me, it is enough that I feel them.

I can actively see that I'm not having a baja blast right now and instead of trying to have a meaningful conversation I am *checks notes* sending a variety of people reels in the hopes of momentarily tethering to a sense of shared hope and whimsy.

"Ah, but that's all you know, isn't it, Will? The worn, familiar pattern? And it feels good, doesn't it, a little? To feel bad in such a comfortable way?"

Okay, @dylanthyme.bsky.social . It's a little bit early in my day for this kind of self awaredness.

Generally, I feel like I'm broken in ways that make me fascinating to look at but impossible to hold.

You absolute fool (affectionate)

Objectively, it's cool as hell that the body can just? put bones back together? and the process is calling knitting?

Subjectively, I think it would be neat if it did it ✨️faster✨️.

I was at an old rail station that's a converted linear running trail now watching two pigeons flit around behind a chain link fence.

You ever have a day where everything you experience kind of feels like a line from a poem?

Oops! All Goalies, the goalie-only game, is under way at Kraken Community Iceplex.

What's a manic pixie dream girl, but in her late thirties?

Because I fear it is me.

I have mad respect for diners that put a truly obscene amount of butter on their toast.

I'm not the kind of girl you start a war for.

I am the war.

I have a laptop that folds to a tablet.

SCREAMING!
I didn't expect to fall in love with Morgan and Kazio as much as I did, but this might be my favorite coupling of the series.

CHECK IT OUT!

Hey chat. Is it hockey time yet?