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Tea Based Justice, Served Piping Hot. I’ll be yapping here about Magic the Gathering, Gay Stuff, and Whatever I Feel Like.

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Slight change in line up but at 10:30pm est be sure to come hang out with me @renothevast.bsky.social @teagrandarbiter.bsky.social and @notmydeath.bsky.social as sling some casual cardboard rectangles over on twitch.tv/trivialencounters

07.10.2025 22:54 — 👍 3    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

I’m free! :)

07.10.2025 22:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I built a theme like this but for Boros with Joshua, Phoenix’s Dominant. The goal is to cycle creatures in snd out of the graveyard, exploding as they change zones. moxfield.com/decks/xooOXl...

07.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No problem! Toughness is tough because unlike other games toughness isn’t a heath pool, it’s more like a damage target. 🎯 you must assign this much damage to kill this, but damage doesn’t remove toughness. Think of me when you need assistance!

07.10.2025 14:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

It survives. Lethal damage cannot kill an indestructible creature. It’s a 4/4 creature with -3/-3 making it a 1/1 with one damage marked on it!

07.10.2025 14:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Browbeat
{2}{R}
Sorcery
Any player may have Browbeat deal 5 damage to them. If no one does, target player draws three cards.
“Even the threat of power has power.”
—Jeska, warrior adept
Illustrated by Mark Tedin

Browbeat {2}{R} Sorcery Any player may have Browbeat deal 5 damage to them. If no one does, target player draws three cards. “Even the threat of power has power.” —Jeska, warrior adept Illustrated by Mark Tedin

Magic Card of the Day: Browbeat

I know it says draw three cards. I know it’s in red and that’s a crazy rate. It is never happening. But if you wanna watch three players debate who’s gonna take the 5 damage, it’s kind of a fun social experiment. Just know you are adding it for the mini game. #mtg

07.10.2025 14:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It does sort of feel like a lightning strike experience here cause it just hit right in the correct window. It certainly is speaking to a lot of folks experience or for detractors, is a thing to be upset at. It is unfortunate how effective the algorithm is at spreading “controversy” over content

06.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Nomad Mythmaker
{2}{W}
Creature — Human Nomad Cleric
{W}, {T}: Put target Aura card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control attached to a creature you control.
Nomads weave tales thicker than tapestries.
2/2
Illustrated by Eric Peterson

Nomad Mythmaker {2}{W} Creature — Human Nomad Cleric {W}, {T}: Put target Aura card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control attached to a creature you control. Nomads weave tales thicker than tapestries. 2/2 Illustrated by Eric Peterson

Magic Card of the Day: Nomad Mythmaker

This week is about one of my favorite sets, Judgement. A bizarre set with more Green and White cards.

This card gets better every year. Auras have become powerful and now sky’s the limit. Voltron should consider this as a way to rebuild after a wipe! #mtg

06.10.2025 14:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Shapesharer
{1}{U}
Creature — Shapeshifter
Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
{2}{U}: Target Shapeshifter becomes a copy of target creature until your next turn.
One good mimic deserves another.

Shapesharer {1}{U} Creature — Shapeshifter Changeling (This card is every creature type.) {2}{U}: Target Shapeshifter becomes a copy of target creature until your next turn. One good mimic deserves another.

Magic Card of the Day: Shapesharer

This card is deceptively simple, but has so much depth. On the surface it’s a temporary clone, possible best in Kindred decks, but you can also change ANY shapeshifter making any shapeshifter/Changeling, into anything. For you, all forms are temporary. #mtg

03.10.2025 21:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Woodland Guidance
{3}{G}
Sorcery
Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. Clash with an opponent. If you win, untap all Forests you control. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on their choice of the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a greater mana value.)
Exile Woodland Guidance.

Woodland Guidance {3}{G} Sorcery Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. Clash with an opponent. If you win, untap all Forests you control. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on their choice of the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a greater mana value.) Exile Woodland Guidance.

Magic Card of the Day: Woodland Guidance

I know it’s well past day now! This card was really improved by how many things are Forests 🌳 and of course Yavimaya. With a high mana value deck you can bring something back and then clash to untap to cast it this turn! Talk about verdant tech! #mtg

03.10.2025 02:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good lord

03.10.2025 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@strixhavendropout.bsky.social is an amazing creator and one of my favorite people I’ve met in the MTG content creation scene. An incredible empathetic writer and strong player, you should be following them already!!!

02.10.2025 15:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hostility
{3}{R}{R}{R}
Creature — Elemental Incarnation
Haste
If a spell you control would deal damage to an opponent, prevent that damage. Create a 3/1 red Elemental Shaman creature token with haste for each 1 damage prevented this way.
When Hostility is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner’s library.
6/6
Illustrated by Omar Rayyan

Hostility {3}{R}{R}{R} Creature — Elemental Incarnation Haste If a spell you control would deal damage to an opponent, prevent that damage. Create a 3/1 red Elemental Shaman creature token with haste for each 1 damage prevented this way. When Hostility is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner’s library. 6/6 Illustrated by Omar Rayyan

Magic Card of the Day: Hostility

Incarnation is my favorite creature type and the “concept elementals” are the best part of Lorwyn. Hostility is fascinating because it effectively triples spell damage. With actual multipliers the values explode. A true hostile attitude. #mtg

01.10.2025 18:00 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m a huge fan of Environmental Sciences! The colorless ones are fun in cube!!!

01.10.2025 17:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m using timers a lot and it’s helping a lot.

30.09.2025 19:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will be there, I got a hotel and everything

30.09.2025 15:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I generally am either gonna go around, trying to build my own more threatening board state, or sending creatures that are not quite worth blocking. A 2/2 with a dies trigger is often not worth blocking. Or you know, first strike.

30.09.2025 14:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Faerie Tauntings
{2}{B}
Kindred Enchantment — Faerie
Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent’s turn, you may have each opponent lose 1 life.
Beneath the fae’s constant pranks runs a subtler undercurrent of mockery: the influence of Oona, their hidden queen.
Illustrated by Michael Sutfin

Faerie Tauntings {2}{B} Kindred Enchantment — Faerie Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent’s turn, you may have each opponent lose 1 life. Beneath the fae’s constant pranks runs a subtler undercurrent of mockery: the influence of Oona, their hidden queen. Illustrated by Michael Sutfin

Magic Card of the Day: Faerie Tauntings

This enchantment ensures your disruption and value generated on other players turns whittles away their life totals. Saving your spells till the last moment can easily eat 3-5 life from each opponent. Just make sure your machinations aren’t disrupted! #mtg

30.09.2025 13:52 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m putting a vote in for Bracket Auditors :)

29.09.2025 22:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Favor of the Mighty
{1}{W}
Kindred Enchantment — Giant
Each creature with the greatest mana value has protection from each color.
“What does a mountain fear of a fly? Giants are barely aware of us, let alone afraid.”
—Gaddock Teeg
Illustrated by Larry MacDougall

Favor of the Mighty {1}{W} Kindred Enchantment — Giant Each creature with the greatest mana value has protection from each color. “What does a mountain fear of a fly? Giants are barely aware of us, let alone afraid.” —Gaddock Teeg Illustrated by Larry MacDougall

Magic Card of the Day: Favor the Mighty

With the announcements from Lorwyn Eclipsed I thought we would enjoy a trip reviewing some unsung cards from Lorwyn.

This enchantment is great for high mana value commanders or decks built to ramp as the biggest threat can’t be targeted or blocked! #mtg

29.09.2025 15:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah I think it’s complicated and I’m not a lawyer so I’ll stop speculation. I suppose it’s possible, but not now lol

26.09.2025 19:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it depends on a bunch of stuff, but my understanding is that you can’t license to multiple people on the same angle simultaneously? Or it’s frowned upon? Which is why we got Through the Omen Paths?

26.09.2025 19:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The somewhat successful existing Star Wars card game makes this unlikely.

26.09.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Coiling Rebirth
{3}{B}{B}
Sorcery
Gift a card (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they draw a card before its other effects.)
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Then if the gift was promised and that creature isn’t legendary, create a token that’s a copy of that creature, except it’s 1/1.
Illustrated by Rovina Cai

Coiling Rebirth {3}{B}{B} Sorcery Gift a card (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they draw a card before its other effects.) Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Then if the gift was promised and that creature isn’t legendary, create a token that’s a copy of that creature, except it’s 1/1. Illustrated by Rovina Cai

Magic Card of the Day: Coiling Rebirth

The flavor on this card is incredible, marrying two of the mechanics of Bloomburrow (gift and offspring) to make an effective reanimation spell that lets you trigger effects twice. A 1/1 Titan still triggers even if he’s a little small. #mtg

26.09.2025 14:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was a good effort! It’s worth it!

25.09.2025 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Magic Card of the Day: Blade of Shared Souls

While this blade isn’t great for enters abilities it is really above rate to make copies. With the number of static, triggered, and activated abilities it is easy to turn this equipment into an engine, ensuring you have 2 of your best creature. #mtg

25.09.2025 16:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel that they might be more than friends…. Star crossed lovers

25.09.2025 15:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh yes. I did know that Jojo loves to use classic rock

25.09.2025 02:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you know One Republic is doing the ending theme for Kaiju #8?????

24.09.2025 23:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Big same it’s such a rollercoaster

24.09.2025 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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