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Tea Based Justice, Served Piping Hot. I’ll be yapping here about Magic the Gathering, Gay Stuff, and Whatever I Feel Like.

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Viconia, Drow Apostate
{2}{B}
Legendary Creature — Elf Cleric
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more creature cards in your graveyard, return a creature card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)
2/3
Illustrated by Daarken

Viconia, Drow Apostate {2}{B} Legendary Creature — Elf Cleric At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more creature cards in your graveyard, return a creature card at random from your graveyard to your hand. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.) 2/3 Illustrated by Daarken

Oooooooh which background????

29.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Vindictive Lich
{3}{B}
Creature — Zombie Wizard
When this creature dies, choose one or more. Each mode must target a different player.
• Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.
• Target opponent discards two cards.
• Target opponent loses 5 life.
Heart, mind, soul—weapons all.
4/1

Vindictive Lich {3}{B} Creature — Zombie Wizard When this creature dies, choose one or more. Each mode must target a different player. • Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. • Target opponent discards two cards. • Target opponent loses 5 life. Heart, mind, soul—weapons all. 4/1

Magic Card of the Day: Vindictive Lich

If it wasn’t enough that you get to strip hands, edict creatures, and reduce life totals all at once, but being on a death trigger in black, it is easy to bring it back and do it again and again.

It’s a lovely day in the pod and you are a horrible lich. #mtg

28.11.2025 20:58 — 👍 37    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

She’s cluelesss!

28.11.2025 05:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@benjithebrewer.bsky.social got away with wayyyyyy too much with those chocobo tokens! But I was able to make a cute rabbit and clue token. Thanks for helping @infinitokens.com

28.11.2025 04:41 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Balor
{3}{R}{R}
Creature — Demon
Flying
Whenever this creature attacks or dies, choose one or more. Each mode must target a different player.
• Target opponent draws three cards, then discards three cards at random.
• Target opponent sacrifices a nontoken artifact of their choice.
• This creature deals damage to target opponent equal to the number of cards in their hand.
5/5
Illustrated by Uriah Voth

Balor {3}{R}{R} Creature — Demon Flying Whenever this creature attacks or dies, choose one or more. Each mode must target a different player. • Target opponent draws three cards, then discards three cards at random. • Target opponent sacrifices a nontoken artifact of their choice. • This creature deals damage to target opponent equal to the number of cards in their hand. 5/5 Illustrated by Uriah Voth

Magic Card of the Day: Balor

A reverse Titan trigger, Balor disrupts hands , clears artifacts, and deals damage equal to the person with a huge hand. Become the demon that threatens the board from violence to death! #mtg

28.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Insidious Fungus
{G}
Creature — Fungus
{2}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Draw a card. Then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
1/2
Illustrated by Bastien Grivet

Insidious Fungus {G} Creature — Fungus {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Draw a card. Then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. 1/2 Illustrated by Bastien Grivet

Magic Card of the Day: Insidious Fungus

It grows. Corroding illicit devices. Dissolving ancient magics. Blossoming into knowledge and new paths forward. This fungus is a rattlesnake which can just be a growth spiral so you don’t waste any mana on your turn! Such a nice mushroom! #mtg

27.11.2025 05:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Charming Prince
{1}{W}
Creature — Human Noble
When this creature enters, choose one —
• Scry 2.
• You gain 3 life.
• Exile another target creature you own. Return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.
2/2
Illustrated by Randy Vargas

Charming Prince {1}{W} Creature — Human Noble When this creature enters, choose one — • Scry 2. • You gain 3 life. • Exile another target creature you own. Return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step. 2/2 Illustrated by Randy Vargas

Magic Card of the Day: Charming Prince

He brings you a vision of the future, the power of food, and can reset your best thing to make it happen again! He really is an excellent boyfriend. What’s nice is when you have a way to protect a single creature from a board wipe. How noble! #mtg

25.11.2025 23:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay so #seattle I’m looking for the best vegetarian Mapo Tofu in the area that can be delivered. I used to get it from Regnant Bakery but it’s closed and I haven’t been able to find anything close to as good. Please assist. #Chinesefood #recommendations

24.11.2025 18:34 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Crunchyroll: Watch Popular Anime, Play Games & Shop Online

This is so hot. Also I can’t think about torc without thinking about a wild anime where a torc is the relevant macguffin, No-ein: To Your Other Self

www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY49X...

24.11.2025 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Grist voracious larva card as well as three infini tokens with insects and a zombie on them

Grist voracious larva card as well as three infini tokens with insects and a zombie on them

Thanks @h0tzombie.bsky.social for inviting me and letting grist run wild for one game. And thanks @infinitokens.com for making it possible for me to track all my grist copies!

24.11.2025 15:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Aether Channeler
{2}{U}
Creature — Human Wizard
When this creature enters, choose one —
• Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying.
• Return another target nonland permanent to its owner’s hand.
• Draw a card.
2/1
Illustrated by Caio Monteiro

Aether Channeler {2}{U} Creature — Human Wizard When this creature enters, choose one — • Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying. • Return another target nonland permanent to its owner’s hand. • Draw a card. 2/1 Illustrated by Caio Monteiro

Magic Card of the Day: Aether Channeler

Choice is an incredibly effective tool to take a sort of mid card into a silver bullet. 3 mana for any single one of these effects is a little high but one plays a bit higher. Bouncing almost anything gives tempo that can turn the Aether in your favor. #mtg

24.11.2025 15:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a trans thing right? Like it’s on the list of cannon events?

22.11.2025 04:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Body of Knowledge
{3}{U}{U}
Creature — Avatar
Body of Knowledge’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
You have no maximum hand size.
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, draw that many cards.
*/*
Illustrated by Clint Cearley

Body of Knowledge {3}{U}{U} Creature — Avatar Body of Knowledge’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand. You have no maximum hand size. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, draw that many cards. */* Illustrated by Clint Cearley

Magic Card of the Day: Body of Knowledge

This creature is a massive threat and a boon to cautious players who want to hold everything in their hand. As long as damage won’t kill it, this avatar will refill your had and be bigger than ever. Learn all. Be all. Punch with your brains. #mtg

22.11.2025 00:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Friday Tea with special guest the Airship Ambassador Friday, November 21st, at 6:30 PM Pacific (Seattle) Friday Teatime is nearly upon us, and whilst I feel as though I am still at sixes and sevens, I am thrilled that we delve into a little holiday c…

Happy Friday, my darlings! Come enjoy some cheeky chaos and laughter with @teagrandarbiter.bsky.social and me and our special guest @airshipambassador.bsky.social tonight at 6:30pm Pacific (Seattle)

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21.11.2025 22:03 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

I’m pretty sure ProGwensterone is good at helping you love yourself. Very Pro Gwen.

21.11.2025 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The twink has to get paid somehow.

20.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Arguably Star Trek fan zines are the birthplace of modern fandom which included a big push of queer content including some of the first slash fiction.

20.11.2025 21:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey I did that to you!

20.11.2025 21:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

If they had REALLY given up they would be a Top honestly.

20.11.2025 19:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Sewer Nemesis
{3}{B}
Creature — Horror
As this creature enters, choose a player.
Sewer Nemesis’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in the chosen player’s graveyard.
Whenever the chosen player casts a spell, that player mills a card.
*/*
Illustrated by Nils Hamm

Sewer Nemesis {3}{B} Creature — Horror As this creature enters, choose a player. Sewer Nemesis’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in the chosen player’s graveyard. Whenever the chosen player casts a spell, that player mills a card. */* Illustrated by Nils Hamm

Magic Card of the Day: Sewer Nemesis

From the original Commander set, often the best choice is to choose yourself. Every spell you cast builds your graveyard and in turn your horror grows. At this point your graveyard is often just a second hand so you might as well be your own hater. #mtg

20.11.2025 18:12 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes and also I think this is where the bulk of modern Klingon language was developed!

20.11.2025 17:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Spock from Star Trek will the text “he is risen”

Spock from Star Trek will the text “he is risen”

He is Risen!

19.11.2025 20:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So my partner watch Wrath of Kahn on Good Friday and The Search for Spock on Easter Sunday.

19.11.2025 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is it movie time then???

19.11.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Geist-Honored Monk
{3}{W}{W}
Creature — Human Monk
Vigilance
Geist-Honored Monk’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.
When this creature enters, create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
*/*
Illustrated by Clint Cearley

Geist-Honored Monk {3}{W}{W} Creature — Human Monk Vigilance Geist-Honored Monk’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control. When this creature enters, create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. */* Illustrated by Clint Cearley

Magic Card of the Day: Geist-Honored Monk

Sometimes cards are still good even if they don’t have the power of yesterday. Flickering this token generator can quickly make a wide and tall threat at the same time. A single flying 1/1 can close out a game if left untouched. Be honored and win! #mtg

19.11.2025 19:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t believe you. Lol

18.11.2025 21:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s truly baffling who this is for other than Monster Gooners. It’s painfully un horny. More like Secret Lair X Monster Flaccid

18.11.2025 20:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cultivator Colossus
{4}{G}{G}{G}
Creature — Plant Beast
Trample
Cultivator Colossus’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.
When this creature enters, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. If you do, draw a card and repeat this process.
*/*
Illustrated by Antonio José Manzanedo

Cultivator Colossus {4}{G}{G}{G} Creature — Plant Beast Trample Cultivator Colossus’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. When this creature enters, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. If you do, draw a card and repeat this process. */* Illustrated by Antonio José Manzanedo

Magic Card of the Day: Cultivator Colossus

Now this is a 7 drop! An immediate threat with a scaling power that can turn lands into cards and ramp you into the highest peak. Sure you can combo off but do you need to? Make your mana sources make your opponents green with envy! #mtg

18.11.2025 20:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Anax, Hardened in the Forge
{1}{R}{R}
Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod
Anax’s power is equal to your devotion to red. (Each {R} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to red.)
Whenever Anax or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 red Satyr creature token with “This token can’t block.” If the creature had power 4 or greater, create two of those tokens instead.
*/3
Illustrated by Jason A. Engle

Anax, Hardened in the Forge {1}{R}{R} Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod Anax’s power is equal to your devotion to red. (Each {R} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to red.) Whenever Anax or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 red Satyr creature token with “This token can’t block.” If the creature had power 4 or greater, create two of those tokens instead. */3 Illustrated by Jason A. Engle

Magic Card of the Day: Anax, Hardened in the Forge

With the flame of red devotion, you too can build an incredibly resilient go wide deck that will smash the stars! With enough anthems , creatures death will double your power. Modify your creatures and show the power of the forge! #mtg

17.11.2025 18:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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