Melissa (DerpCritic) 🎮 MH Stories

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State of Play reaction stream! What're your predictions?

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Cancelled my Discord Nitro sub because of the whole face-scanning shit. Literally nobody asked for this, and with all the questionable decisions that they're making lately, I don't know how much longer I'm gonna stick around. Discord is a sinking ship. Do better.

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I combined three games into one giant randomizer again. This time it's Pokemon Emerald, Kingdom Hearts Final Mix, and SMZ3 (Super Metroid/A Link to the Past).

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Poster for Kiki's Delivery Service depicting Kiki (the girl) and Jiji (the black cat) waiting behind the counter of a bakery for a customer to come in for a job.

Number 7:

Kiki's Delivery Service

Pros:
- Beautiful and stunning animation for the time
- Simple, but very effective storyline
- Strong and relatable message; Take breaks every once in a while

Once again, no cons. This movie's fantastic, so give it a watch!

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Short Stream of Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance

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I’ll be posting less on here from this day forward. I’ll still be streaming the Nintendo Direct tomorrow, but after that, I gotta find out more about myself. More specifically, what I want to do for a living. Streams in general will slow down for a while as well.

Thank you for understanding.

A new #NintendoDirect Partner Showcase livestream is on the way! Tune in tomorrow, Feb 5, at 6am PT for roughly 30 minutes of upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch games.

Watch here: ninten.do/6012Qzgeq

Key art for Bejeweled 2 featuring a gorgeous background of space with five jewels behind the logo. The colors from left to right are yellow, green, blue, red, and orange.

Number 6:

Bejeweled 2

Pros:
- Fun and iconic gameplay
- Gorgeous backgrounds
- Cool puzzles that challenge your mind

Not much to criticize; just a fun puzzle game.

DerpCritic - Twitch I'm DerpCritic. But you can call me Melissa. I am a Nintendo and PlayStation fan who was born to game. I’ve been playing games since the GameCube and GBA all the way up to the Switch and PS5.

Continuing the Archipelago!

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Casual Link's Awakening Randomizer!

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A screenshot of an email saying that DerpCritic (me) is now a part of the Cuties Stream Team on Twitch!

IT’S OFFICIAL!

I am beyond happy to announce that I am now a part of @cutie-team.bsky.social on Twitch! It’s a pleasure to be a part of this amazing team!

It’s very nice to meet all of you other Cuties!

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Practicing a Timespinner randomizer for tomorrow's MultiWorld!

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Artwork for "My Neighbor Totoro" depicting Totoro and Satsuki standing by a bus stop in the rain, with words that read out "My Neighbor Totoro: 35th Anniversary".

Number 5:

My Neighbor Totoro

Pros:
- Incredible shots and animation
- Memorable moments and characters
- Just a fun and cheery movie

No cons, just a feel-good movie here

Speaking as a Minnesotan, the news today has been truly awful, and I despise what's been happening all over the country.

I'm not getting into specifics, but if you stand for these mindless atrocities, stay the hell away from me, and especially my community.

I will not remain silent anymore.

DerpCritic - Twitch I'm DerpCritic. But you can call me Melissa. I am a Nintendo and PlayStation fan who was born to game. I’ve been playing games since the GameCube and GBA all the way up to the Switch and PS5.

Short Animal Crossing stream

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Poster for the movie “Spider-Man 3” featuring Spider-Man swinging through New York City, all while looking at Venom-controlled Spider-Man in his reflection.

Number #4:

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Pros:
- Funny memes
- Cool concepts
- That’s it

Cons:
- Peter Parker’s a dick, especially to MJ
- The story is wack
- Things with Sandman wrapped up too neatly

DerpCritic - Twitch I'm DerpCritic. But you can call me Melissa. I am a Nintendo and PlayStation fan who was born to game. I’ve been playing games since the GameCube and GBA all the way up to the Switch and PS5.

Chill Animal Crossing session today!

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Happy birthday, Meggies! You’re so cool :3

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Time to set sail on the Ocean of Stars!

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Words of the wise, if you’re deadnaming someone and they tell you they want to be called something else, please respect that. Don’t deadname someone more than once, and don’t go elsewhere when they gently remind you. Multiple times. That’s how you get banned.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

DerpCritic - Twitch I'm DerpCritic. But you can call me Melissa. I am a Nintendo and PlayStation fan who was born to game. I’ve been playing games since the GameCube and GBA all the way up to the Switch and PS5.

Starting Kirby and the Amazing Mirror with @jadedphox.bsky.social and @sl0nk0b0mb.bsky.social! Come hang out!

Also, you now have the power to change my Kirby PNG!

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I have now finished eight different Kirby colors for my PNG model:

Pink, Yellow, Blue, Red, Green, Purple, Brown, and Gray.

Depending on what type of colors people redeem on stream, there will be more. Only once per week, though.

See you all tomorrow for some Amazing Mirror co-op!

Key art for Animal Crossing: New Horizons, featuring a cast of colorful characters doing a variety of tasks such as DIY, catching bugs, fishing, etc.

Number 3:

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

I mean, I guess I can count this; I did roll credits on it.

Pros:
- Lots of things to do
- Very chill and relaxing
- New update is incredible

Cons:
- Not a whole lot to criticize, I guess! So I got nothing at the moment.

Wow, it’s like fate 😂

DerpCritic - Twitch I'm DerpCritic. But you can call me Melissa. I am a Nintendo and PlayStation fan who was born to game. I’ve been playing games since the GameCube and GBA all the way up to the Switch and PS5.

Slowly introducing more PNGKirby colors. Today's flavor is blue!

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Low-spoons stream tonight. I'll be playing Monster Hunter Stories.

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Key artwork of Monster Hunter Stories, featuring the Rider (main character) riding on Rathalos alongside a bunch of other monsters, including Nargacuga, Tigrex, Brachydios, Lagiacrus, Uragaan, Zinogre, Rathian, Kirin, Velocidrome, and many more.

Number 2:

Monster Hunter Stories

Pros:
- Good replayability
- Unique gameplay for a Pokémon-like
- Memorable Monsties

Cons:
- Silly story that feels too much like Kingdom Hearts
- Attack patterns seem random
- Some annoying characters and antagonists

DerpCritic - Twitch I'm DerpCritic. But you can call me Melissa. I am a Nintendo and PlayStation fan who was born to game. I’ve been playing games since the GameCube and GBA all the way up to the Switch and PS5.

I made my PNGKirby purple! Let's play more Monster Hunter Stories!

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DerpCritic - Twitch I'm DerpCritic. But you can call me Melissa. I am a Nintendo and PlayStation fan who was born to game. I’ve been playing games since the GameCube and GBA all the way up to the Switch and PS5.

Short Monster Hunter Stories Stream | PNGKirby Debut!

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Screenshot from the PlayStation app detailing the Platinum Trophy for Yooka-Replaylee, “International Laylee Day”, which is granted to the player upon collecting every trophy in the game. A rare trophy with an earn rate of 22.4%, earned on January 4th, 2026, at 4:41 PM.

Platinum Trophy #67:

Yooka-Replaylee