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It is one of Canada's iconic chip flavours after all 😂

Well... 🫣

I need to give the sandwich method a try 😂

Crumbling potato chips in your cereal 🤌🏻

I probably could have attended a house party this evening, but I decided not to. I don't think my presence would have been missed either way.

It's homophobic we have to lose an hour of sleep tonight, but I'm very here for gaining an extra hour of sunlight in the evenings. ☀️

Happy birthday!! 🎉

I'm SO EXCITED for the temperature to climb to 15/16 degrees in the next few days. 😍 We're getting so close to slutty shorts weather!

Omg whyyyyyyy 😫

Thanks, Chris! 😘

I would NEVER have guessed that Iman was 70. Holy shit, I need her skincare regimen. #DragRace

It was also hilarious to see the girls so plucked by the safety pins. 😂 Not that I necessarily disagree with them, but they were all out for blood and couldn't hold it in lmao.

It's SO nice when there's a design challenge and none of the looks are trash fires. #DragRace

Heyyyyyyyy. 🥰🥰

More men can thirst for me, it's okay. I'm desirable. ❤️

If I ever do get one I'd maybe pull the plug when it's cheaper 🥲 Though how long that would take I do not know

I know babe! I wouldn't need to ask 🥰

That WOUlD be ideal 🥺🥺🥺

Pre-weekend upper body workout has been pumped out, smashed, nailed, etc. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Pokopia revealing who was wealthy enough to fork over dough for a Switch 2 since I guess it's not playable on the OG Switch. 😵‍💫

Still a good question! Because who knows, it could have been another kind of bread 😂😂😂

Just plain white bread 🤣

It's one of my life's deepest tragedies tbh 💔

Ate some crumbly toast and some crumbs went to the back of my throat and I coughed super violently, ama

Sending hugs 🫂🫂🫂

Oh no, how awful. 😢🫂

Sometimes I wish I wasn't the torch-bearing gay in my family. Why couldn't there have been other gay men in the family to blaze the way for me. 🥲

Tomato rolled off the cutting board and onto my pants so naturally I took them off after dabbing them with a wet paper towel so they could dry. Any excuse to be just even one degree nakeder, right?

Bottoms are critical infrastructure and you should back them up regularly.