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Moved $12K into my retirement savings plan today despite not knowing if this planet is still going to exist by the time I'm of retirement age. 🥳

Oscar voters when they deny Timothée Chalamet an Oscar win for the second year in a row:

She spoke to the hearts of little gay boys everywhere. ❤️

I love Amy Madigan soooo much. 🥹 She's got a fighting chance for that Oscar in two weeks!! #ActorAwards

Harrison Ford is such a goddamn legend. Tearing up at seeing everyone tear up at his speech. 😭 #ActorAwards

Watching "the Actor Awards" (aka the SAG Awards) mainly for the film categories... of which only one has been handed out so far... 🥲

Made slow cooker chili this afternoon and now was like, fuck it, let me make some banana bread too.

I'd seen it once before and it was truly a blast with a crowd that was loving every moment of it!

A stage with many people in giant furry costumes. A film screen behind them advertises the night's feature film, Hundreds of Beavers.

I went to watch Hundreds of Beavers with an incredibly receptive queer crowd last night and there were so many furries dancing on the stage during the pre-show that it felt like I had taken an edible even when I hadn't and it was MARVELOUS.

Hehe is swooning also available in other languages? 😍

Thank you, babe! 🥰

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Thank youuu ♥️

Thank you cutie! 🥹❤️

A selfie of the poster as he shows off his haircut.

World affairs may not be going well right now, but at least I look sharp after my haircut. 💇🏻‍♂️

These evil fascists always pick the worst times to be villainous 😡

Oh great, the US and Israel are starting a war with Iran just as I'm about to go to bed. 😐

Very good Rusical on #DragRace this week. Excellent runway (not a single bootable look). And, sure, the bottom two felt a teensy bit forced for the drama, but both queens were underwhelming in the Rusical so it felt fair enough. 🤷‍♂️ The correct queen stayed. Can't really complain. It was a good week.

That was wonderful. 🥹 Also my first time having sex with a bonsai enthusiast, I think. A second meetup is definitely happening.

I've already jacked off twice today and yet I've agreed to have a gentleman caller stop by later this evening. 😳

Ughhhh not a large portion of my subway line being closed this weekend when I need to use it to get to both a haircut and a movie screening 😫😫😫

Always appreciate your support, boo 🥰

What I love about Pokémon is that they can look themselves in the mirror and feel good about the fact that they are chonky. They are our chonky sons and we love them. Would that us humans could feel the same way about our chonky frames. 😞

My apologies 😭

The Gay Friend who's ready to do some wild shit and doesn't give a fuck about consequences.

The Gay Friend who is ready to spill all the tea over some wine and an episode of Housewives.

The Gay Friend who will be loyal and hang out anyway even though he'd rather be spending the night in a bathtub.

Obviously with celebrities we kind of know what we're going to get personality-wise, but 100%, the game is best played when a bunch of total strangers who have no preconceptions of each other are in that castle

New Mitski album today!!!

Traitors UK season 4 was still the vastly, vastly superior season, and Rachel and Stephen were also the superior winners. I know that the upcoming all-civilian US season is going to convince more people that civilian players are just so much more compelling.

I really never want to see Michael Rappaport on any screen of mine again.