𝕊𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖☆
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Ref DO SOMETHING
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29.07.2025 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Sakuya Izayoi Timestop GIF
ALT: Sakuya Izayoi Timestop GIF
“𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗜’𝗱 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿.”
28.07.2025 18:57 — 👍 23 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 1
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It's my day off I don't want to save the world
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30.06.2025 05:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Please fucking don't
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30.06.2025 05:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Damn thats fire
28.06.2025 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Cool just like my business partner then
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28.06.2025 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Essentially yes
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28.06.2025 07:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You dont
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28.06.2025 07:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Magic
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28.06.2025 07:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Whoops I slipped
28.06.2025 07:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Counter act:
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀Great Barrier "Hakurei Danmaku Barrier"
28.06.2025 07:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Because then I wouldn't have to deal with the god of nuclear fusion every other week
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28.06.2025 07:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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God I wish
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28.06.2025 07:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Counter spell:
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28.06.2025 07:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Yes? It's quite common though strong magic users are hard to come by
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28.06.2025 07:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I'm not a neanderthal, I'll seal them away with magic.
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28.06.2025 07:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Counter argument:
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28.06.2025 06:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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I'm sealing you away for eternity
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28.06.2025 06:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Don't worry if it gets in my way I'll smite it
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28.06.2025 06:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Please tell me i don't have to fight a god this time and it's just some wannabe Yokai or something
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28.06.2025 06:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Calamity, noun
⠀⠀ ⠀an event causing great and often sudden damage or distress; a disaster.
28.06.2025 06:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I swear to God if another calamity is happening on my day off
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28.06.2025 06:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Alright go on then
⠀⠀ is there an estimate on payout?
28.06.2025 03:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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If it pays well then sure I'll give it a shot
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28.06.2025 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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My only "business experience" is in beating Yokai and occasionally gods
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28.06.2025 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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On what a restaurant?
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28.06.2025 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Why does it feel like your trying to pitch me something
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28.06.2025 02:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Trust me shit can always be weirder
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28.06.2025 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Whenever I make whoever tried to end the world apologize I make them pay for my meals
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28.06.2025 01:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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THIS IS MY GODAMN JOB I ONLY GET PAID IN DONATIONS AND IM NOT LEAVING IT UP TO FUCKING MARISSA
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28.06.2025 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
𝙊𝙐𝙏𝙏𝘼 𝙈𝙔 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘿!
𝙊𝙐𝙏𝙏𝘼 𝙈𝙔 𝙁-𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘿!
Lewd DNI
Written by: GoldenArt
"Pride is not the opposite of shame, but it's source. True humility is the only antidote to shame."
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This Character is from Avatar: TLAB
Writer is a minor. (So lewd shall burn.)
I ALSO VA.
"Hi! My Name is Goku!"
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This Character is from Dragon Ball
Writer and Muse are Minors. (SO LEWD WILL DIE.)
I ALSO VA TOO!
"The Saiyan Who Changed His Fate."
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Writer is a minor (So Lewd DNI)
Not associated with The Dragon
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I do da va
THANK YOU TO @silvergraphixxfree.bsky.social FOR THE LAYOUT!
"I CANNOT DENY YOU... I CAN SMELL YOU..."
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This Character is from GRIMEWARE
Writer is a minor. (So lewd will be infected.)
I ALSO VA.
"Its yer Birthdays of party!"
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This Character is from Party.exe
Writer is a minor. (so lewd gets no cake and instead is skinned alive.)
I VA THIS CHARACTER.
"It's not a lake... It's an Ocean."
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This Character is from Alan Wake. Writer is a minor. (So Lewd Shall Be Sent to the Bottom of Cauldon Lake.)
I ALSO VOICE ACT.
"DRIVING MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEEEEEEER."
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This Character is From UT/DR/GIF
Writer is a minor. (So I'll run over Lewd.)
I ALSO VA
[Yes I made an entire account based on that meme sue me.]
"Goo Goo Ga Ga."
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This Character is From K-Pop Demon Hunters.
Writer is a minor. (So Lewd will burn.)
I ALSO VA.
“You’re in debt because you’re always trying to live someone else’s life.”
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This Character Is From Squid Game.
Writer is a Minor. (SO FUCK OFF LEWD.)
I ALSO VA.
"You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people."
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This Character is From Adventure Time.
Writer is a minor. (So Lewd Go Away.)
I ALSO VA.
"May the best monster win."
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This Character is From Monsters Inc/University.
Writer is a minor. (So I'll kill Lewd.)
I ALSO VA.
I refuse to be the Dark Lord.
"RUN... IT'S GODZILLA!"
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This Character is From The Godzilla Franchise. (Obviously.)
Writer is a minor. (So No Lewd.)
I ALSO VA.
KING KONG RUN MY FADE.
"MMMMM FRESH MEAT!"
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This Character Is From Die Of Death
Writer is a minor. (So I'll murder Lewd.)
I ALSO VA.
✱ IT'S ONLY
CULTURE !
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