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HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRO!!!!!!

Pokémon Red & Green sold poorly in Japan when they launched in 1996, only catching on months later. Apples and oranges, I know, but this is indicative of the shift in how execs at game publishers, streaming services, and Hollywood studios need instant results or they pull the plug. It's unhealthy.

no thanks, i prefer playing on the dolphin emulator instead of paying monthly for a subscription where i don't own the games available on it

my absolute hottest weeb take: YURU CAMP IS THE BEST ANIME EVER MADE!!!!!

Abolish ICE.

There’s no reforming it.

There’s no compromise.

There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

Trump is lying.

Coffee is up 18.3%
Ground beef is up 17.2%
Cereal is up 6.2
Bananas are up 5.4%
Fish is up 5.1%
Cookies are up 5%

Rep. Al Green holds up a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes!" during Trump's entrance to the State of the Union

(Chip Somodevilla/Getty)

Incredible shot of Rep. Al Green holding up a "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T APES!" sign with Trump in the foreground from photographer Kenny Holston (Getty)

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"If Super Mario 64 is a makunouchi bento, then Banjo-Kazooie is a deluxe makunouchi bento." -Shigeru Miyamoto, interview in the Famitsu magazine, Issue 490 (May 8, 1998) [picture of a small bento with three compartments alongside box art of Super Mario 64] [picture of a large bento with six compartments alongside box art of Banjo-Kazooie] The two games as foods, according to Miyamoto Source: @m0m0_0ssrr_, x.com/m0m0_0ssrr_/status/1847144999642890416

Shigeru Miyamoto was very impressed by Banjo-Kazooie during its development, even expressing that it surpasses Super Mario 64 in some ways: "If Super Mario 64 is a makunouchi bento, then Banjo-Kazooie is a deluxe makunouchi bento."

Dad, this sucks. I still can’t see anything. Why can’t I just use the Switch?

No son, this is peak gaming. Maybe you need to try playing without the Handy Boy for a little longer so you learn to appreciate it.

What Trans+ kids say about draft education guidance that could force schools to segregate them We find out what 19 Trans+ young people's school lives are like, to understand the potential impact of new draft school guidance

“The government has engineered a situation where materially accommodating a Trans+ child now presents a major headache for even the most well-intentioned school administrator,” @sasha98.bsky.social

We spoke to 19 Trans+ pupils about the latest education guidance ⬇️

and one more thing before i drop this: i am not saying that you are wrong or that i disagree with you for saying that the democrats are not progressive enough, what i am trying to say is that you should not hold every single politician up to an unrealistic high standard, especially the american ones

now am i going to get bent out of over him posting something that i don’t politically agree with? hell no. i have more important things to do like going outside, going to my volunteer work, doing my laundry, cleaning my living area, reading my books hanging out with my family, and etc, etc…

and i’m honestly getting kind of frustrated seeing other liberals get so bent out of shape all because of a congresswomen retweeting something on twitter. now i don’t know who Mike Adams is but he does sound like someone i would politically disagree with.

and yeah i do agree that elon is a fucking idiot and i’m personally very proud of myself that i left twitter in november 2023 and never looked backed since bluesky’s install base started growing but every other social media doesn’t and will never have a larger install base then twitter

this shit is extremely petty even for me. and always remember to always think before you post

notice how she didn’t say "i understand you". she just hears us, but she doesn't actually see us

My favourite glimpse into that timeline is Player Two Start: An SNES-CD Timeline. It was released over three years from 2013 on AlternateHistory dot com, and it's presented via fake interviews, charts, articles in games mags, and a lot of other cool stuff all the way up to the year 2000.

and again i'm not saying you should be completely silent about them. i'm saying you should be more aware of the game
they are playing

random thought: i think republicans want to be the "victims" of "cancel culture" so badly so they can justify harmful & hurtful policies and use the attention they get on social media as fuel to continue all of these harmful and hurtful policies

Given today’s political climate I think we all know who needs to make a comeback

an edited version of the famous lion and chimp meme of me (as the chimp) calming looking at Pam Bondi (as the lion) while she is screaming directly in my face a bunch of right wing, rage bait slop

my problem with trump is that i have no idea what he is even trying to say anymore

Hey, I’m not either a politician or a political analyst. I don’t work for a polling company and I’m not part of a thing tank…
….but I know one thing for FORKING sure, nobody….not one person in the U.S. is flipping to RED.

Mario movie poster, Rosalina looks like she has a MASSIVE penis.

fuck they made her gock huge, even lil orange is stunned

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

can you please leak all of them to us?

a tweet from a congressman where he makes hilariously false claims about Bad Bunny's half time performance at this year's Super Bowl LX

here's the full context of the original tweet. and it is just as unhinged as you'd expect.