Akshay

Petition to replace the male/female voice option with a British/non-British voice option

The other night I did an Irish accent so bad I had to pretend I got Ireland confused w Jamaica

Running the Light isn’t available at the Brooklyn public library. How do I buy it in the way that puts the most money possible in Sam Tallents hands?

How Much A Duck Worth

“No matter who we put in charge of the guillotine it keeps chopping off heads. Weird.”

It has been [ZERO] days since Akshay Sampath has tried to explain the Rizzler to a woman on a first date

This is manager speak. When he says “why isn’t it like that?” what he means is “make it like that”, even in cases where that’s just breaking the rules for him.

Not *enough people

Just wanna say congrats! Building an idea and shopping it around and realizing it doesn’t help is a huge accomplishment that not even people are willing to celebrate let alone admit. Thanks for sharing!

Organizing my bookshelf by where the author falls on the Kinsey scale

Writer and comedian with an engineering background here, I’m very interested working in science communication and entertainment!

I love vim too but I think what’s happening here is that we don’t see our own preferences as opinions but as base reality. If they suddenly updated vim to look like TikTok or Snapchat you’d be rightly annoyed and that’s bc you justifiably have an aesthetic preference for the old way

Could you tell us a little about the settings you used? There’s a lot of stars out tonight, I wanna try and replicate this!

If you can’t handle the heat, get out of my on fire Tesla. Just kidding the locks are electronic and don’t work right now.