@pius.dog.bsky.social
dog, epileptic, roman emperor, nervous around tall men https://instagram.com/pius.dog
unreal
03.08.2025 00:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@frescopaintings.gallery BITCH WHERE ARE U???!?!?!
03.08.2025 00:40 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*PIUS (DOG, 7) REPORTED TO HAVE A SEIZURE. OWNERS STATE HE WILL BE OKAY*
01.08.2025 11:34 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0YOU DON'T NEED TO GET BEAT BY A GOTH GIRL YOU NEED A SERVING OF PURINA PRO PLAN VETERINARY DIETS NEUROCARE DRY DOG FOOD AND A FATTY PIZZLE AFTERWARDS AND UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME
31.07.2025 23:05 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0tectonic instability. my dogs are doing it too. they fear the return of The Old Ones
31.07.2025 22:43 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
you right now
youtu.be/z-tzfFE_7Ss
you literally act like the world is ending every hour of every day and i can't go through heat death without eating dinner one more time like god go on a walk and reconnect with the frequency of our planet
31.07.2025 22:57 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0YOU KNOW I HAD TO DO IT TO EM
31.07.2025 17:27 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0rotating a french fry in my mind
27.07.2025 04:13 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I CAN'T GET COMFY UNLESS I RIP FABRIC. I CANNOT SLEEP UNTIL I HAVE A BED OF FABRIC SCRAPS
22.07.2025 03:59 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I GOT JOKEs
18.07.2025 00:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sorry that's a fucked up joke
18.07.2025 00:16 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i told all my dog friends i just got steak and they're like "π«₯ we love you and will miss you" how sweet :)
18.07.2025 00:15 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
HIIIIIIII IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
15.07.2025 23:21 β π 56 π 10 π¬ 7 π 0
guys i fell into the pozole again
03.07.2025 04:17 β π 66 π 6 π¬ 2 π 1
guys i fell into the pozole again
03.07.2025 04:17 β π 66 π 6 π¬ 2 π 1
it's uncanny
03.07.2025 04:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
03.07.2025 04:04 β π 33 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
IT'S FAKE NEWS
03.07.2025 04:01 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0she has a phase two. it's a dragon.
30.06.2025 15:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FLEE FLEE FLEE FLEE FLEE FLEE FLEE HOLY FUCK GET OUT OF THERE DO NOT ENGAGE
30.06.2025 15:50 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
29.06.2025 19:34 β π 59 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0
my mom walked into the house with a hat on and i growled at her. here's how i recalibrated my pattern recognition with LLMs 1/n
29.06.2025 19:31 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 2HE'S SMART BE NICE
29.06.2025 15:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
28.06.2025 19:05 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
history is back bichres
26.06.2025 13:52 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0someone is gonna do it today i know this bc i just seized
26.06.2025 13:52 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
*eats u*
25.06.2025 14:00 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0it's simple math
25.06.2025 13:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the earth is into pegging?
25.06.2025 13:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
