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Trying to break an 18-year FB habit but I'm an old dog and this site is a new trick

Agree. I have a uterus but my opinion on anybody else's uterus doesn't actually matter, especially since I am open to + am in a position to have more kids without major negative consequences. I could easily have garbage opinions on other people's uteruses

My two biggest fears are dying in a crowd crush and being stuck somewhere without being able to get to a bathroom, so that's a big nope lol

They're trying to become Pikachu

Lane Bryant: We sell clothes for plus size people!!
Also Lane Bryant: You can't possibly be comfortable looking like that, right fatty?

I swear Biden is about to break out into Sinatra's "My Way" any minute now #DNC

Tim Walz looks like he needs to go to the bathroom real bad

Biden is absolutely on fire tonight. No doubts about his cognitive abilities or his convictions. Still glad he stepped aside and gave Kamala the opportunity to run.

Raphael Warnock in a gray suit, one hand on the lectern, the other gesturing, speaking emphatically

Warnock: "I need all of my neighbors' children to be OK. Poor inner-city children in Atlanta and poor children of Appalachia. I need the poor children of Israel and the poor children of Gaza, I need Israelis and Palestinians, ... I need American children on both sides of the track to be OK."

Warnock: Do you know where Waycross, Georgia is?!?!
Me, from NE Florida: Yes
Warnock: It's WAY 'cross Georgia.
Me: Oh he was telling a joke

warnock v. coons

For a "childless cat lady", Kamala Harris sure does look like every single one of my friends' moms. This isn't a bad thing. But it is funny

Legitimately couldn't tell if Chris Coons was trying to start a chant and neither could the crowd. #DNC

I spent THREE DAYS having my labor induced with my first kid. For most of that time I was NPO because maaaybe I was going to need a C-section. I had gestational diabetes. Blood sugar went super low. How is that good for me OR baby?

I have a million pet peeves, and when you're like this people assume it's a choice. It is not. I would rather enjoy my life than sit here being mad at the wording of a recommended Google search.

The internet jumped the shark when horse ebooks ended