nightlunch

looney tunes thing for that person to say

thinking about transmuting my belief in the resiliency of institutions into uncritical hero worship of a specific dude. might sublimate my entire political ideology into the whims of some guy

For a brief period I was one of the world's leading academic experts on professional wrestling. I was invited to MIT to speak about it.

“outside of a book, a dog is man’s best friend. inside of a dog it’s too cringe too read “

here me out, "gaucho," as in, "I'm a cringe cowboy"

god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs

"In /Green Eggs And Ham/, we learn that box carried fox, a Sam I Am appointee whose job wasn't to be here or there, but making sure everyone on board remained sufficiently eating green eggs and ham."

this is why I want to transition to the "buying DVDs for 3/$5 at yard sales" service

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

lol I am so credulous 😔

bsky.app/profile/kata...

if only I had the instinct to read them when I got them

if my work makes me use this I will quit

I agree. it's so juvenile, people need to grow up

Hello, I need the biggest Fell for It Again Award you've got

they need to change every Wikipedia entry for a living person to say "will have been" to remind of us that we are dust and to dust we shall return

Just heard a new word: "nuanceslop"

"Can nerve stapling 'cure' grief?"

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

"Look bud if you don't like Christian wars maybe you should have thought of that before joining the United States Armed Forces."

"You can't just quit the military" oh yeah? and what's a deserter again?

second head

“Liberals hate socialists more than fascists” …isn’t usually this blatant.

Interesting to consider!

one of the main things standing in my way is that I tend to take a few weeks off in the summer and not be at home for them

no but it's something I've been interested in for a while. I don't have a lot of experience with growing things (well)

have you ever grown mushrooms?

1900: [title too racist to print] by ives 'cracker' whitey 1910: gods blade cuts down the sinners by the smiles family singers 1920: married to frankenstein blues by blind soupy fogg 1930: the st lois choo choo train by willard gibson and his orchestra 1940: i will kiss him in heaven (unless you buy war bonds) by elspeth whitey 1950: makin babies by big 'richard' willie 1960: why oh why (did god take my baby away) by the marvelous wonderettes 1970: why'd you leave me bitch by the baby brats 1980: why did you leave, robot girl? by country club 1990: shit by phlegm

the history of music in the 20th century:

Kind of. But the thing is, you can't just post about politics all the time no matter what's going on. Even people in active war zones don't do that. It's not good for people to live in a constant state of anxiety, and it doesn't solve anything.