roche

i think i could play mary in oh mary

all things considered it’s so crazy that there is apparently no record of zohran saying a fucked up thing online

Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.

this is fucked

a rare w in these times

had a day where it felt like my job actually matters and does something

in my experience they are obsessed with ginger kombucha

they should invent a shazam for monkeys. like if i'm watching tv and there's a monkey on my tv i should be able to use an app that tells me what monkey it is

Im writing a thinkpiece in my mind about the nuclear family AGAIN

like the cause would be clear they would simply be doing my thing but with more talent and skill

i feel that if my kid had autism it would be clear that they were just one-upping whatever i have going on

wayward is the classic kind of show that would be better if they let me decide what happens in the last few episodes

how is it possible that I became a Quaker this past year and still of my Jewish friends in nyc im the only one who goes to high holiday services

"ontology" is the study of placing one thing on top of, or onto, another thing

i wonder what else could be more accurately described as wrong, ineffective, and a form of collective punishment

did my first 7:30am staff memorial prayer guess im a real chaplain now

future nyc mayor spotted at erev rosh hashanah services lol

Rochelle holding a pastrami sandwich

Shana tova

this is the future leftists want….

posting from the anti-zionist halal jewish-style deli that sells both dr. browns and palestine cola

it’s interesting to me that like 7/10 times when patients tell me they don’t know why they feel so upset we eventually get to the realization that they feel really angry. Do you guys think I should pivot to Instagram mental wellness influencer

someone on here uses a profile pic that looks at first glance like my dead friend’s Instagram profile pic :/ kinda keeps getting me

my sacred harp fave lol

(standing up on a box and screaming at the top of my lungs) jesus thou art the sinner’s friend as thus i turn to thee now in the bowels of thy love oh lord remember me

when my partner & i are out & about in nyc there’s always other trans people around and everything is super normal so it is especially dissonant maybe idk

i know everyone says this but it is surreal to just be doing normal stuff while politicians are calling everyone i care about gender terrorists or whatever

me to a patient recovering from major surgery: what would it look like to give yourself some grace as you continue to heal?

me to me when im experiencing a minor inconvenience: im going to kill myse-

Though the man’s killing had been filmed, a fact checker is obliged to seek comment from any party alleged to have committed a crime. I called the soldier’s lawyer. He picked up from a café, where I could hear trance music blasting in the background. The lawyer told me that while, yes, his client did shoot the man picking olives, and yes, the man did die, the Israeli military court found his client not guilty of murder because the man picking olives was a terrorist who was throwing stones. Even though the video did not show the Palestinian man throwing stones, the court said that he was, so he was. QED, his client did not murder anyone, and it would be slanderous for us to say so.

if you read one thing today, make it this absolutely devastating piece from a fact-checker who quit the New Yorker
bidoun.org/articles/hou...

you may need a tank to think but i guess im built different