Avram Grumer

Okay don't do this. Don't post fake shit like this. This is the stuff that is actually anti-Semitic and, in a perverse way, actually treats Israel as more exceptional then it actually is, a specter of vacuous anti-culture with no history that can therefore conveniently be derided and dismissed.

“…Billy trails a dotted line across the neighborhood, as if he’s a world-unifying figure like the antichrist, while the ghosts Not Me and Ida Know, the Two Witnesses killed and resurrected at the start of the Tribulation, allow him to disclaim responsibility for his actions…”

Does Scavino always look like this, or is he doing a Kash Patel impression?

“‘…peaceably to assemble, and to petition the vendor for a serving of pierogi.’ It’s all right there in the First Amendment, Your Honor.”

Aura Farming | Know Your Meme Aura Farming refers to an act of constantly trying to look "cool" or "badass" to build "aura moments." The expression is derived from the "aura" internet s

I find Know Your Meme is pretty good for this kind of thing.

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Just learned a new bit of recent slang: aura farming. It means “trying to look cool.” It’s related to a slightly earlier bit of slang, the use of “aura” to mean “charisma.”

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

Remember 2016 when Trump’s medical release said that he “showed only positive results,” because Trump wrote the letter himself and was too stupid to know that meant he had every disease?

a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

topical

“…and I get these clowns coming up to me — big, beautiful clowns, right out of central casting, tears in their eyes, and they say to me ‘Doctor…’”

When I was a kid, my family went to an Italian place near us which, once we were there, they started to speculate in hushed tones was maybe a Mafia joint. I piped up in piercing kid-voice, audible several tables away, “What's the Mafia?”

“The streets are extended ponds and the ponds are full of lily pads…”

“It’s not [Marc] Andreessen, by the way. I think Andreessen is not the antichrist. Because you know, the antichrist is popular.”

So about same as always, sounds like.

This is the shit that happens when a guy runs for mayor who doesn't live here.

🎶 And this is law I will maintain
As long as he’s surpliced, Sir.
That we shall be of conscience free,
Despite the Vicar of Christ, Sir! 🎶

“Verdaderamente el mundo de mi infancia era una tierra de contrastes.”

Higgledy piggledy
Patrick N Hayden—
A guy always up for a
Poetic game.

(Now I must finish most
Apologetic’ly—
Scansion required that I
Truncate his name.)

Does “amendment” here mean this is now part of a larger piece of legislation that probably hasn't passed yet?

tweet from childish branzino @absflora: timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

Sulu was a bit too much into Zorro that week.

At least you get to inhale BBQ pork scent for the rest of the day

No alt text, so: this is an announcement for Swamp Thing 1989 #1-4 by Rick Veitch, Michael Zulli, Vince Locke, Tom Mandrake, & Trish Mulvihill, under DC's Black Label imprint

They're finally printing the canceled story arc in which Swamp Thing goes back in time and meets Jesus

I think that Democrats winning more elections would be extremely beneficial on net, even if what it took to get there was standing firm on liberal values, demonstrating some spine, and refusing to throw trans people under the bus.

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

Coming soon: Jobs and Hope!