Itβs certainly not what Platnerβs fans are looking for.
02.03.2026 02:46 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs certainly not what Platnerβs fans are looking for.
02.03.2026 02:46 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0An image of 17 AI company logos. They all look like more or less stylized buttholes.
Why does the entire industry look like they had a logo drawing contest and the only rule was βeat this acid and draw a buttholeβ?
03.02.2026 01:27 β π 467 π 122 π¬ 12 π 25
I agree that grieving a son lost in a tank mishap is not much different from grieving a son lost in a highway car crash.
But Iβd be shocked if someone said βKilling civilians in some random unrelated nation is justified payback for my son who died in a car crash.β Wouldnβt you?
I remember when the government would lie to us first in order to get backing fo war in the Middle East. Lying to us after is just offensive.
01.03.2026 17:40 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
I tried a couple of Sugarbees last year, and wasn't impressed. I'm in the northeast, though.
Also, a lot of the fruit I had last year was disappointing. It might have been a bad year.
I enjoy Bluesky & a lot of my favorite internet people are here but there is no denying it is the Park Slope Food Coop of social networks
01.03.2026 12:35 β π 599 π 48 π¬ 62 π 33
Okay I mean this has been a student organizing demand for a long time, so, W
www.columbiaspectator.com/news/2026/02...
we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago
26.02.2026 02:11 β π 9919 π 1777 π¬ 125 π 34βdirect your anger at trump not the democratsβ buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me
01.03.2026 02:36 β π 10633 π 1983 π¬ 107 π 82
I want this convo:
Republican: βWhy are yall always annoyingly putting everything to votes you will lose? Itβs annoying.β
Dem: βBecause I want you on the record for the trial, mfer.β
This one of the lesser problems, being that we face the least immediate death in this scenario, but Israel's involvement in this and the timing and the Rhetoric are just throwing the Diaspora to the dogs, and I wish it were possible to treat a state as a rodef
01.03.2026 02:21 β π 44 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0βRutherford Statement on Operation Epic Furryβ βFurryβ highlighted by me http://rutherford.house.gov/media/press-releases/rutherford-statement-operation-epic-furry
Google result showing the presser for Rutherfordβs statement on βOperation Epic Furryβ was posted 11 hours ago
What a time to be alive
01.03.2026 01:58 β π 2447 π 544 π¬ 68 π 148me every single day
03.01.2026 17:29 β π 6203 π 1721 π¬ 63 π 46PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"
the mild manners are job security, baby
www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...
Actually, Iβm not sure about that βformer.β Wilhelm abdicated in November of 1918; could be the poem was written earlier. I canβt find any details about exactly when that rumor spread.
01.03.2026 02:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Interestingly, this poem seems to have been inspired by a rumor that the former Kaiser Wilhelm II had throat cancer, like his father, Frederick III.
The rumor turned out to be false, and Wilhelm outlived Kipling by five years.
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
28.02.2026 18:53 β π 23387 π 5936 π¬ 141 π 63tiny lego car #blender #cycles
27.02.2026 20:39 β π 460 π 84 π¬ 8 π 2Crocodile Dundee: Β« Ceci n'est pas une pipe. Γa, c'est une pipe ! Β»
28.02.2026 22:21 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0One of the things I like about @adapalmer.bsky.social is her sincere belief in the better angels of human nature.
28.02.2026 22:16 β π 53 π 14 π¬ 1 π 0If you like it then you should have put a ring on it.
28.02.2026 03:54 β π 150 π 14 π¬ 6 π 0It really didnβt fully hit me until I read this that I understood that the appeal of candidates and public figures who express a bit (or a lot) of bigotry is similar. It comes across as meaning they are being their authentic selves. dsadevil.blogspot.com/2026/02/the-...
27.02.2026 03:54 β π 117 π 24 π¬ 16 π 12
Me: "What is Bluesky?"
Alex Trebek: "Correct. You have control of the board"
[calvin and hobbes dad voice]
all emploids can be roughly divided into two groups; jobsmaxxing and wagegooning
schoolteacher? jobsmaxxer
security guard? wagegooner
this is another humiliation on par with being ostracized from Epstein's island
27.02.2026 23:51 β π 336 π 53 π¬ 6 π 0Has the guy paid you the $250 million?
27.02.2026 23:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The recurring line from execs right now is that AI will remove jobs that βnobody wants to doβ because executives have never experienced the joy of caring about something enough to pay attention to the details.
27.02.2026 06:46 β π 497 π 45 π¬ 6 π 1βIf you'll look at the Constitution, Your Honor, you'll see that the Second Amendment clearly guarantees free ice cream for all.β
27.02.2026 18:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did you ever remember the names of those βspace-themed solo games that are very much aimed at war game audiencesβ?
27.02.2026 06:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Comics book panel showing Magneto with a humanoid robot in a maid's uniform behind him. Magneto: This is Nanny. She will tend to your every need. In all respects, you'll find her to be the perfect mother. Nanny Robot: Hello, children. It's so nice to meet you. I hope we shall all be great friends.
27.02.2026 06:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0