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@alzebra.bsky.social

lives in the moment (also, pnw) dogs πŸ• sci-fi πŸ“š tech πŸ–₯️ on the internet no one knows you’re a dog 🀫

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MTB in the Moab area is bananas. So gorgeous!

(not pictured: the 50m drop down below)

10.11.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
pi in Zohran font

pi in Zohran font

09.11.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

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This is fun haha

09.11.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
TAXES
FOR BILLIONAIRES

TAXES FOR BILLIONAIRES

FLORIDA
FOR COWARDS
LEAVING NYC

FLORIDA FOR COWARDS LEAVING NYC

The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html

08.11.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3766    πŸ” 925    πŸ’¬ 407    πŸ“Œ 2075
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Haha, this from the New Yorker is getting passed around the math dork community. I did a comic about this kind of thought a few years ago: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/commut...

07.11.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1008    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 19
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Magical βœ¨πŸŽ„βœ¨

Canyon Lights at Capilano Suspension Bridge Park, North Vancouver BC

#Canada
#BC

07.11.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5
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BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!

06.11.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6917    πŸ” 891    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 146
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday πŸ¦πŸ•

05.11.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3187    πŸ” 1076    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 188
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a winnie the pooh book is open to a page that says " and the rain rain rain came down down down " ALT: a winnie the pooh book is open to a page that says " and the rain rain rain came down down down "

Seattle rn

06.11.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

House prices have gone up in the French town of SautΓ© since it's become gentlyfried.

06.11.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 561    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
A photo of Troy Bolton putting a "T" necklace on Gabriella Montez. Gabriella asks ""T as in Troy?" and Troy answers in pure disgust "No Gabriella. "T" as in tsunamis have hot Washington before and they will hit Washington again, which is why we celebrate Tsunami Awareness Day and you should go to dnr.wa.gov to prepare."

A photo of Troy Bolton putting a "T" necklace on Gabriella Montez. Gabriella asks ""T as in Troy?" and Troy answers in pure disgust "No Gabriella. "T" as in tsunamis have hot Washington before and they will hit Washington again, which is why we celebrate Tsunami Awareness Day and you should go to dnr.wa.gov to prepare."

Still waiting for someone to get me some tsunami awareness jewelry πŸ‘€

I guess I will just keep scrolling dnr.wa.gov/tsunamis while I wait

05.11.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Cartoon. Two men on a beach, looking out to a passing boat on the sea. One says to the other "I hear the inventor of speedboats has died. The other replies "Yes. the funeral is tomorrow, followed by the wake".

Cartoon. Two men on a beach, looking out to a passing boat on the sea. One says to the other "I hear the inventor of speedboats has died. The other replies "Yes. the funeral is tomorrow, followed by the wake".

RIP tide

Not currently up on our website, but if you'd like me to draw one for you, get in touch via www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

05.11.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

can someone explain please?

04.11.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Detail of Wyeth’s β€œChristina's World” next to a photo of my friend’s dog in the same pose

Detail of Wyeth’s β€œChristina's World” next to a photo of my friend’s dog in the same pose

04.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 970    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder

ME: in the desert

LAWYER: and who were you with

ME: a horse

LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse

HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*

ME: uhhh he didn’t have one

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yes, we've had 1 AM, but what about second 1 AM?

02.11.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Damn! I can feel the energy

02.11.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: the Italian word for eggplant melanzana, is derived from mela, apple

Italians saw eggplants and were like "that's a weird apple"

Similar to how Italians saw the pomegranate and went "that's a seedy apple"

And saw oranges and went "that's an apple of the orange tree"

And saw peaches and

01.11.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 12
Cartoon of a road sign depicting a ring of cheese  with a wedge cut out of it, labelled as 'Adverse Camembert'

Cartoon of a road sign depicting a ring of cheese with a wedge cut out of it, labelled as 'Adverse Camembert'

Adverse Camembert

www.worldofmoose.com/products/adv...

14.10.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
A man holding up a window frame with a speech balloon saying β€œYes … ha ha ha … YES” and a black shirt that says SICKOS.

A man holding up a window frame with a speech balloon saying β€œYes … ha ha ha … YES” and a black shirt that says SICKOS.

@danhaugen.bsky.social killed it with this Halloween costume.

31.10.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1443    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6
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Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

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Cartoon of a man lying in a bath eating a sausage. Caption reads " My German translations are going from Bath to Sausage"

Cartoon of a man lying in a bath eating a sausage. Caption reads " My German translations are going from Bath to Sausage"

www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

29.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 390    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7
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seriously the @stechlab-labels.bsky.social labeler is hella cool, some really interesting data that they’re processing and flagging

30.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 12
Four panel comic with a penguin or dark colored bird wearing googles.
1 - working on formulas written on blackboard
2 - putting orange liquid in green liquid in flask with a dropper
3 - holding flask and saying "it appears my hypothesis was correct"
4 - sheet of paper with pencil pointing at text: "i have no idea what i'm doing?"

Four panel comic with a penguin or dark colored bird wearing googles. 1 - working on formulas written on blackboard 2 - putting orange liquid in green liquid in flask with a dropper 3 - holding flask and saying "it appears my hypothesis was correct" 4 - sheet of paper with pencil pointing at text: "i have no idea what i'm doing?"

I failed to reject the null hypothesis today.
Again.

(πŸ§‘β€πŸŽ¨: @safelyendangered.bsky.social)

30.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 307    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

You didn’t hear this from us, but the Old English word 'sibb' meant β€œrelated by blood.”

This is where we get the 'sibling.'

And 'godsibb' essentially meant β€œgodparent.”

Over time, it came to mean "close friend."

Now it is something we share w/ close friends...

'gossip.'

30.10.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1044    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

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