Y. Balloo

A campaign poster with large text reading "Mayor Mamdani" and a message urging to fund NYC public libraries at 0.5% of the city budget. Two photos of a man in a suit (Zohran Mamdani are shown, with a website link for more information.

You can let the Mayor know what you think about him breaking his promise. www.nyc.gov/mayors-offic...

The thing in the movies is that they tone him down, they make him reluctant and unsure about being king but in the books he’s like hell yeah call me King Blaze Shatterstar maybe I have a few DUIs who doesn’t

Milhouse with Aragorns face

Welcome Thrillho

I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something

backpacker magazine with caption “quicksand is the hiking danger you never knew you had to worry about”

it is literally in every grade schooler’s top 3 things to worry about

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

two gray stripe cats cuddling

my parents' cats. for your sense of peace and well-being

How did duct tape become such a thing when gaffer tape exists. Why is there a secret better tape they only tell you about when you're 17-23

reminder that growing food is punk as fuck even if you only have a balcony and a tiny patch of shady dirt and probably can’t produce that much

You only reskeet me when you’re naked

Was going to put this in the alt text but I'll explain the outfit:
Flame guard boots because fire temple.
Climbing shirt because I couldn't be arsed to figure out the mine cart puzzle.
Ember headdress because I couldn't afford the flame guard hat and figured why not

395 arrows n inventory with link wearing a completely baffling outfit: ember headdress for warm weather attack boost, flame guard boots because fire temple, and climbing shirt

Also the early game arrow scarcity has given me hoarder mentality with them which has led to this (please disregard the outfit, I'm in the fire temple. The stealth suit is my usual ootd)

A Korok in tears of the kingdom I have no idea where this fuck ass leaf boi is because I'm literally halfway up the mountain

I didn't find this Korok. I was fighting a Moblin on my way to Goron City and they chucked a flame barrel at me that missed and careened over the side of the cliff. Three seconds later this popped up and I have no idea where it could be

The root of Luke Kornet’s rationale is that women have no value outside of domestication and I think the NBA agreeing with that forcefully is really bad. Especially with their weakness on issues of domestic violence.

Happy Calvin's Dad day to those who celebrate

no one ask the nba what they pay their dancers

Anyway, people came before my politics. My politics are based around my love for humanity, not the other way around. I love the beauty people bring to life and think everyone should have the ability to live with dignity.

Am I joking? Well, is having ambassadors from the US and Israel making foreign policy goals and next moves any clearer than they have been in the last year?

Kolanovic.

you don’t hate rich people enough

TAKE THE DEAL

@haleyfax.bsky.social decimates Wii Fit for the Nintendo Wii with a hammer and ax! The Wii Balance Board is next...
youtu.be/iuU_egsq6Fo

@InternetHippo (starting a pitch) so you know how people love bullshit that sucks,

Nothing makes me talk at my loudest NYer accent more than a bright, sunny day.

Touched the stove but the stove holds your hand

A carton of chocolate chip cookie entenmanns ice cream

Why yes, instacart, I would

This is not true—driver’s licenses aren’t acceptable under the SAVE Act without additional proof of citizenship. The fact that they keep doing this sleight of hand should make clear that the SAVE Act is not something that “every American gets”