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Y. Balloo

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“we accept bitcoin” with miller’s twist soft pretzel sign in the background

“we accept bitcoin” with miller’s twist soft pretzel sign in the background

a strong belief i formulated recently is that if the amish soft pretzel place can accept bitcoin it can be open on sundays. you have left tradition so far behind by accepting bitcoin just open up on sundays it‘s fine.

08.03.2026 03:58 — 👍 62    🔁 7    💬 5    📌 0
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 — 👍 4430    🔁 1253    💬 51    📌 80
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if you’re not on TikTok (or insta probably) just letting you know that Courtney Cox mostly posts videos of herself playing the drums

07.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 616    🔁 62    💬 11    📌 20
Group photo of volunteers with petitions.

Group photo of volunteers with petitions.

Selfie photo of four volunteers holding petitions.

Selfie photo of four volunteers holding petitions.

Group photo of volunteers with petitions.

Group photo of volunteers with petitions.

Group photo of volunteers with petitions.

Group photo of volunteers with petitions.

Another big day of petitioning today in Williamsburg, Greenpoint, Bushwick and Ridgewood.

Another big one coming up tomorrow: clairevaldezforcongress.com/events

08.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 21    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1
Cordy curled up on the couch sleeping

Cordy curled up on the couch sleeping

I'm watching Swiss Army Man (2016) with a friend. Awesome movie even if she fell asleep halfway through.

08.03.2026 01:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you don't know Jurassic Park, you don't know shit.

08.03.2026 01:17 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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I *love* weird things that make me ask those questions. That just made me even more excited, def putting it on later tonight.

07.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have not, I had weird vibes from Paul Dano at the time but I've grown to love him since then so I'll put it on this weekend, thanks for reminding me of it!

07.03.2026 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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everything, for me, is about staying safe and keeping two broken kids with complex needs safe normally enough but definitely in a “umm, and me too? What do *I* do” thing now.

Thanks for getting us this far and I’m so sorry.

Kofi: www.ko-fi.com/robfearon

PayPal: www.paypal.com/paypalme/ret...

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Dev Patel in The Green Knight gives such a beautiful performance. Showcases the flaws so naturally but the pain he gives with his eyes.. I’m in awe.

07.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Am froont?
Or am vegetal?
Top 10 Questions Scientists Still Can't
Answer To This Day
with a picture of a humanoid tomato

Am froont? Or am vegetal? Top 10 Questions Scientists Still Can't Answer To This Day with a picture of a humanoid tomato

07.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 32    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1

release the jabba files

07.03.2026 20:47 — 👍 220    🔁 20    💬 5    📌 0
Me holding Ty post cards

Me holding Ty post cards

Hundreds of Ty post cards and Boston terrier

Hundreds of Ty post cards and Boston terrier

Signed Ty cards

Signed Ty cards

From the bottom of my 🧡 thank YOU for your generosity & support as I pursue the open City Council seat in 3️⃣. A letter 💌 is en route! It’s because* of you, I have not only maxed out my donations for the April Special Election (and then some), but have kickstarted fundraising for the June Primary!

07.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 65    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 1
@NYCSamKay

Steve Daines: "The flood of Mexican meth...20 years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown."

(Video still cc: “meth was homemade, it was homegrown,”)

@NYCSamKay Steve Daines: "The flood of Mexican meth...20 years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown." (Video still cc: “meth was homemade, it was homegrown,”)

There is nothing more unserious than US drug policy

07.03.2026 16:25 — 👍 1375    🔁 247    💬 58    📌 121
a t shirt that says protect trans kids with wolverine in pink and blue by A.L. kaplan

a t shirt that says protect trans kids with wolverine in pink and blue by A.L. kaplan

LOOK WHAT I GOT

07.03.2026 19:27 — 👍 2024    🔁 337    💬 39    📌 19

South Carolina started Biden’s march to the nomination and it can end Newsom’s

07.03.2026 20:00 — 👍 547    🔁 87    💬 7    📌 0

"I threw a ROCK at him!" is a remarkably complete summary of MAGA foreign policy

07.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 29    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0
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Buying my first bag of mids

07.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

And to prevent any "oh it's just mid-gesture frame take out of context" you can see full motion here bsky.app/profile/patr...

07.03.2026 17:49 — 👍 119    🔁 43    💬 9    📌 2

Fuck ICE. Fuck Donald Trump. Free Palestine. Free Sudan. Free Congo. End these brutal illegal forever imperialist wars. Trans rights are human rights. End all settler colonialism.

07.03.2026 18:25 — 👍 471    🔁 109    💬 12    📌 4

I’m just with Mr Karl my hand puppet ‘HELLO MR KARL! SAY HELLO TO EVERYONE!’ Look at his silly beard everyone, isn’t he funny? Say ‘hello’ Mr Karl, go—“ARE YOU STILL CALLING YOURSELF A SOCIALIST IF YOU ARENT MASKING IN PUBLIC SPACES???!”*pushing him down* no Mr Karl, not like that. Sorry, everyone.

07.03.2026 18:30 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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This woman, US citizen living in Skokie, was detained at Ohare yesterday, taken to Broadview, then transferred to a detention facility in Wisconsin, now released. We know all this not because of DHS, who repeatedly denied that they even had her, but because her phone was pinging in those locations.

07.03.2026 14:51 — 👍 3037    🔁 1183    💬 24    📌 33
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ok it works perfectly

07.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 22    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 2
Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion:

sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger

Amarion: Yeah cause they are????

sj: 1/3>1/4
      .33> .25

Amarion: what are those signs

Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion: sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger Amarion: Yeah cause they are???? sj: 1/3>1/4 .33> .25 Amarion: what are those signs

Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

01.11.2024 21:02 — 👍 4172    🔁 802    💬 84    📌 49
A dog show arena. I’ve got my large labradoodle on a leash in it and rather than performing the agility tasks that he clearly knows because we paid for our spoiled child’s education he decided to stick his head though the gate so he could be photographed by someone with a camera jus outside the arena.

A dog show arena. I’ve got my large labradoodle on a leash in it and rather than performing the agility tasks that he clearly knows because we paid for our spoiled child’s education he decided to stick his head though the gate so he could be photographed by someone with a camera jus outside the arena.

We didn’t win, place, or show; but it’s all politics anyway.

07.03.2026 18:20 — 👍 150    🔁 15    💬 10    📌 3

It’s weird that people online treat politics like sports, yet never learn the part where you’re allowed to be mad at your own team for blowing it.

07.03.2026 17:42 — 👍 1139    🔁 227    💬 12    📌 0

Lawrence Stroll is that dad whose kid expresses interest in violin one time and immediately gets bought a Stradivarius and is made to audition for the Berlin Philharmonic and every year he doesn't make it in he loses another finger

07.03.2026 17:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0