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Zohran “do not call me, I’ll call you”

Newsom: They want to bring us back to a pre-1960s, maybe 1860s world. And you’re seeing it not just on voting rights—you’re seeing it on civil rights, on women’s rights, on LGBTQ rights. They’re censoring historic facts. They’re on a banning binge—Bud Light and Big Bird

And our completely complicit, asshole journalists SAY NOTHING. A special fuck you goes out to @jaketapper.bsky.social

I’m patiently waiting on Jake Tappers book on “sleep misfit Trump”

It’s the cool aid…

This reminds me of my neighbor who said he couldn’t afford his kids college as he added another bathroom.

Really, not my President!!

Not mine!!!

We’ve gone this far l, let’s see to the end. This is a Republican problem.

If don’t go to work I’ll never be late. Is that how it works?

This has me thinking about a mahogany box lined in ruffled cream satin.

Tell me more about ‘Sleepy Joe.’

But first wrap the brick with aluminum foil to make it official

Sandwiches aren't weapons, so make sure you put a brick between two slices of bread before hucking it through the window of an ICE agent's van.

Stephen Colbert: "Americans lost an average of 393 pounds each."

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Mamdani to them..,

What goes around comes around

Because the goal is cruelty, not safety.

Thank you, Madame Speaker.

Wish…

Holy crap! Please vote!!!

I think I’m out of sandwich puns.

I can only hope it was a baloney sandwich.

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