PrincessLaureen

Not sure if I'm bad at sleeping or just really really really really really really really really really good at thinking.

i love when vets knock before they come into the room. like yes my dog is naked but she also arrived that way.

Opinions are like assholes. If you'd just fucking relax it won't hurt. 😂

everytime i make a mistake i think the only solution is being put down like a sick dog

Sometimes I wish I looked more fragile and feminine like a dainty flower but I do enjoy looking like I hate everyone. 😂💀

I wonder what I could do if I didn't structure my entire life around avoiding getting yelled at 🧐

Big congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs. 👏👏👏

All the bad bitches love me so if you don't love me I got news for youu 😏

vitamin d deficiency is so bad I'm only getting the the ick. 😭🤧

Beef jerky is too expensive these days. Just give me the beef and I'll jerk it off myself. 🙄

well well well, if it isn't the bridge i said i'd cross when i came to 🙄

The way he clap these cheeks I'll definitely clap one of y'all bout him 😂😂💀

Enjoy me while I'm delusional. Cause when I come to my senses it's over. 😭✌️

fuck yall & fuck me too i'm done hell

going to work so embarrassing, letting everybody know you need money 😭

A real flex is having a man that no other man has had ‼️🤧🤧

We might not post each other, but we be FUCKINLIKEAMUHFUCKAAAA 😂

I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up, I shut up and subtitles come out my face. 💀

every single day there is something to do & I am sick of it.

life didn’t give me lemons it gave me pants, and i’ve shit them 🥴

how do i hack my brain into having sex dreams instead of reoccurring trauma nightmares? 😅

I love Edgar Allan Poe because he portrays universal human emotions like loss, grief, unrequited love, burying your enemy alive in the cellar, and being scared out of your fuckingggg mind by a bird.

I didn't fall for him... That mf third leg tripped me 🥴😂

Homophobia is dumb why are you mad that another guy is getting dicked down sounds like jealousy to me 🤷🏼‍♀️

if we arguing and my accent change just know im finna beat the shit outta you 😂

"If ShE HaNgS WiTh HoEs ThEn ShE a HoE" stfu bc u hang wit shooters & u a runner 🙄

i'm a simple girl, I see a man with big arms and a kind heart and i get a little stupid 🫠

i don't deal w shoulda coulda woulda ass hoes. 🙄 i like a man that make shit happen.

I am putting in my too weak notice. 🥺👉👈

I may not be the prettiest girl in the room, but what I do have is a gun. 🙏✨️