John Cascarano

As someone who has performed grand jury work quite a bit, if you can’t get a unanimous indictment, that’s a terrible sign. The grand juries typically would do exactly as suggested. In fact, I enjoyed it because it was a good tool to weed out bad cases that shouldn’t be indicted.

27.09.2025 15:30 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

God damn Sabermetrics has ruined EVERYTHING at this point.

30.07.2025 03:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DOJ after watching South Park last night #southpark

24.07.2025 17:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The People of the United States, and Bruce Springsteen v. The United States of America Recent events have pitted two iconic boomers, with vastly different levels of and reasons behind their respective prominence. The actual showdown isn't even a fair fight.

I wrote a thing one time open.substack.com/pub/cascaran...

14.06.2025 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Caldwell, NJ
#nokings

14.06.2025 20:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Let this be a lesson. You never really buy an election, you can only ever lease one.

05.06.2025 20:19 — 👍 211    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 0

This is like the Iliad, if Homer shitposted.

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if anyone from DOGE wants to leak embarrassing information about whichever team you’re not on today I’m first name dot last name at gmail

05.06.2025 20:19 — 👍 190    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 0

This is the best day on Bluesky since the night Trump got COVID on Twitter

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He is definitely talking about himself isn’t he?

12.05.2025 14:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

shut up

22.03.2025 00:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In Greenland, as we speak.

26.12.2024 07:40 — 👍 17055    🔁 3132    💬 386    📌 229

But your first concert with adults: Slick Rick.

15.11.2024 03:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are you the weirdest/creepiest person alive?

14.11.2024 15:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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