John Cascarano

As someone who has performed grand jury work quite a bit, if you can’t get a unanimous indictment, that’s a terrible sign. The grand juries typically would do exactly as suggested. In fact, I enjoyed it because it was a good tool to weed out bad cases that shouldn’t be indicted.

God damn Sabermetrics has ruined EVERYTHING at this point.

DOJ after watching South Park last night #southpark

The People of the United States, and Bruce Springsteen v. The United States of America Recent events have pitted two iconic boomers, with vastly different levels of and reasons behind their respective prominence. The actual showdown isn't even a fair fight.

I wrote a thing one time open.substack.com/pub/cascaran...

Caldwell, NJ
#nokings

Let this be a lesson. You never really buy an election, you can only ever lease one.

This is like the Iliad, if Homer shitposted.

if anyone from DOGE wants to leak embarrassing information about whichever team you’re not on today I’m first name dot last name at gmail

This is the best day on Bluesky since the night Trump got COVID on Twitter

He is definitely talking about himself isn’t he?

shut up

In Greenland, as we speak.

But your first concert with adults: Slick Rick.

Why are you the weirdest/creepiest person alive?