Kristen Vaughan

I just canceled my Hulu subscription. Reasons: Other: “This company is submitting to an Autocrat. No thanks.”

The Asshat Fascist’s Gaza plan is the “injecting bleach” of foreign policy.

Melania was giving so much 2025 Handmaid’s Tale Wife at the inaug. I’d consider it for Halloween this year but, ultimately, too derivative.

NEW: Trump names Jared Kushner’s father Charles Kushner, as the next US ambassador to France. Jared is of course Trump’s son-in-law.

Trump already pardoned Charles in the dying days of his first presidency for charges including illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering.

New crush

the press is still up to their relentless fuckery the malpractice just keeps coming

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As children, I caught my bro singing “Take the Back Right Door” instead of “Paperback Writer.” What followed was relentless.

Gotham tonight

I just submitted to a background check so I can make copies for some people!! This is what less that 2 percent of the vote gets you? A complete set of unvetted unqualified asshat cons to run our country? Tell your reps you want advise and consent.

I mean, I would say change my mind, buy I’m just not that susceptible to lies.

So, what I’m hearing from the asshat take on our nation is … “I liked the white supremacy with the patriarchal elevation of mediocre men, but this checks and balances thing? Fuck that. Give me a king, that acts out my ugliest jams, I’ll be over here masturbating to owning the libs!”

Almost as disgusting as the pardon fest that’s on the way.

Oh NYT, you meant FARCE, yes?

If the clown car gets clownier, could the impeachments get impeachier?

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙

I can’t believe how shriveled your heart, party, god is. You’re so scared of difference? Or is it smug in your righteousness? Go, do your heteronormative dance, enjoy! But start laying down laws from the nazi playbook and I will never stop calling you what you are.

The last person with whom I felt any kind of enticing frisson was a flirty, fascinating, call-you-on-your-shit kind of person and they use they/them pronouns. And they are BEAUTIFUL.

You want to weaponize/litigate this?