Purple Rock John

Excuse to post a classic?

It's Ride Wit Me.

I need to know so much less about so many people.

Ok. Ping me if you need anything before then. I'm sure we'll create a solid action plan.

Hey guys, let's not over-rotate on this. Can we get a bandwidth check?

The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!

Logging into LinkedIn after a long time is like accidentally clicking like on an ex's Insta post. Suddenly it's:
"Are you interested in reconnecting?"
"Hey, did you see this cool post?"
"What's up, just saw this job and thought of you!"
"Interested in rising and grinding?"

If I'm ever in need of some quick money it's nice to know I could always just scam Raskin, who is clearly an absolute fucking rube.

The courage to do this on main! Clearly he's ready for the moment.

That tracks, since that demographic is the one most willing to pay for a blue check.

Wait until he hears that he could have gotten paid to do this. He's going to feel so silly!

My first thought was "Surely this is not sincere." But the fact that it's on that site, and by someone with a blue check mark? I'm leaning towards this being the genuine sentiments of a terrible (and terribly stupid) person.

Wow, a woman with libertarian views? I never thought I'd see the day.

People think living in Florida is a political hellscape, because it is.

But one nice thing is that if you ever need your street repaired, you can just paint it rainbow colors and the state immediately sends out a team to replace the street because it's gone gay.

Gonna walk up to her after she finishes this and say "Can I work in?" so we can all have a good laugh.

WHAT A SET FROM SPO WHAT A FINISH FROM WIGGINS WHAT A NIGHT OF BASKETBALL

Update: Finished!

In all this time, I did not realize you were the alt account of my children.

Truly the most stunned I've ever been by the outcome of a GBBO episode.

Fair, because I'm going into this final fully knowing who *should* win. As are all three contestants and the judges.

I only got through the signature last night. Hoping to finish it tonight.

This is incredibly dudes rock (gender neutral)

Are enemies also welcome?

There was no one else more deserving of this interview.

Are you sure? Can you please check outside and make sure it's not raining fire and brimstone?

How Zohran Mamdani Beat Back New York’s Elite and Was Elected Mayor

This NYT story about how Mamdani dealt with the opposition by the city's elites fails to mention one particular elite institution: The NYT editorial page, which last June railed against him as "uniquely unsuited to the city’s challenges... lacks political savvy"

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Do you think the first person to ever make chicken tikka masala immediately ascended? Or were they allowed to just linger here on Earth to witness the success of their creation?

Still a banger. Those two had such range.

What often gets left unmentioned in the "the left needs a Joe Rogan" bullshit is that conservatives fucking hate men. They do everything possible to make men feel miserable and attacked and isolated, all to serve their political purposes. They desperately want men to have no friends or loved ones.