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The image is showing the non-silicone version for some reason, but this is my go to!

it's a shame it's only said once because it's got such great cadence, i should use this excuse to say it every day

A multi-ethnic collective of garment workers.

"Social unionism" meant the union did more than fight for better wages. It provided affordable housing, health benefits, and unemployment insurance. Since many garment workers were newly arrived immigrants, the union would also teach people English.

This is how Dracula would write if he was also a pedophile.

a fluffy perched mockingbird

don't think I've ever gotten a mockingbird in flight.. but I do have a mockingbird being an angry poofball

you can see the sadness in his eyes

There is something very beautiful to me about the last time Hulk Hogan walked out on a pro wrestling show that he got booed so badly that they cancelled the rest of his appearances

🎶a single mom who works two jobs🎶

fledgling house Finch with two little baby feathers on the top of its head that make it look like an old man

a female wood duck and it's baby walking across concrete

a fledgling house finch looking like it's saying "ain't I a stinker?" and a wood duck mom with one of it's little sweeties

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Ms. Rachel speaks for children in Gaza. But what message is she sending by failing to speak for conservatives who feel unwelcome on college campuses? We asked Chris Rufo. Tomorrow in the NYT

I had to go back and forth between my new and old prescription for a couple of months before my eyes got used to it. I was near sighted for a long time and then became astigmatic in both. It was disorienting, but now I am used to it and can see just fine with my glasses. It sucked for a while!

this is better than when you hear a guy say "the dodgers haven't had a game where two players each got four extra-base hits since 2023"

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Atmosphere is recharged and ready for more rotating storms this afternoon and tonight. We are stuck on the wrong side of a stalled front

✅ instability
✅ shear and rotation
✅ storm fuel
✅ lift

Hail, damaging straight line winds, tornado possible as approaching storms worsen ongoing flash flooding.

The front cover of a scientific journal titled Ornithologist, dated 1 April 2025. The main headline reads: “BIRDS: DECODED - Groundbreaking New Science.” Below that, a subheading says: “What are the UK’s birds really saying? Pioneering new research provides the answers.”

WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language.

The results tell us a lot!

Extracts below... 🧵

i thank god every day for the weird bouie reply guys list
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A tweet from the ADL: We firmly believe there should be swift and severe consequences for those who provide material support to foreign terrorist organizations, incite violence in support of terrorist activities, or conceal their identities in order to harass and intimidate Jewish individuals and institutions with impunity. We appreciate the Trump Administration's broad, bold set of efforts to counter campus antisemitism — and this action further illustrates that resolve by holding alleged perpetrators responsible for their actions. Obviously, any deportation action or revocation of a Green Card or visa must be undertaken in alignment with required due process protections. We also hope that this action serves as a deterrent to others who might consider breaking the law on college campuses or anywhere.

The Anti Defamation League is so right, if there’s one thing that makes me feel safe as a Jew, it’s people with unpopular political opinions getting abducted by the government

FDA’s Food Safety Chief Resigns The chief said the loss of critical employees overseeing the nation’s food supply made his work impossible. Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the nation’s new health secretary, has pledged to gut the division.

the “make america healthy again” agenda appears to be an elaborate op conjured up by sentient strains of listeria and salmonella www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/u...

How dare he.

GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse

ME IN 2025: ah, okay

If your political opposition are Nazis and the bipartisanship is only one-way, then all you’re doing is collaborating with Nazis. Shouldn’t be a bragging point! You worms.

Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde

Historian of fascism here. It was a Nazi salute and a very belligerent one too.

A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

where does the new york times even find these people

Here's a Victorian illustration of a frog dancing with a beetle. A flying insect is standing nearby playing a tambourine. The image reads May Christmas be Merry.

This is what Christmas is all about.

awesome shot!

יִמַּח שְׁמוֹ וְזִכְרוֹ

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else