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you can only assume it's real once they start posting photos of a Ferrari with an obnoxious wrap on a tow truck

his vassals are encouraged to orient themselves towards Mountain Home before providing a wish for his longevity and health

☝️Idaho must immediately KNEEL before the resplendent EMIR OF QATAR, his Highness Tamim bin Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani

silence, prot...! I am busy imagining a different, better hypothetical pope who agrees with me

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A bunny sits on the branch of a tree at night, sipping tea and looking at the full moon. On the moon, another small bunny is visible, also drinking tea while looking back at the bunny on the tree branch

Daily bunny no.3100 is just a branch away

i love rxk nephew

gas station modelo michelada tallboy, cure what ails me

I wouldn't mind too much if the representative con could communicate in anything but a series of racial slurs and homophobic invective, but

american calmed by sight of hamburger

We could actually cook the hors d'oeuvres in the engine room, which is currently engulfed by flame, and still have something to look forward to tonight. Just a thought.

In 1975, the band Carol held a farewell concert at the venue. Closing firework pyrotechnics set fire to the stage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhAd...

I think if I were paid to apprehend people I would not be 230lbs and wearing another 20lbs of miscellaneous shit

every single one of these guys could hold their own in a fistfight. none of them can sprint

I Got Some Thoughts About Cop Physiognomy

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

I've had access to a medbed for the past 10 years. But I'm fully healthy already. So I've been using mine to slow cook cuts of beef instead of allowing other people to treat their heart disease, cancer, whatever. You plug in the IV and it just goes to town on a brisket or shank. No idea how it works

lol

the most obvious application is children's entertainment. we're gonna long for those simpler days of Cocomelon before long

introducing Trough, the dedicated slop feed

truly the median voter is equaled in intelligence by several slime molds

I thought the captain would have something on the agenda beyond "prevent the ship from sinking, extinguish the fires on the lower deck." Canapes at 7, perhaps!

*zoning out two sentences into an incredibly bad and tedious analogy*

trans... women... are... alchemists...

Soy sauce + black vinegar + chili oil will give you something vaguely Western Chinese, soy sauce + spring onion oil something definitely Shanghainese, oyster sauce (cooked at some point) + soy sauce some Canto flavors

Probably should have written (soy sauce | fish sauce | oyster sauce); fish sauce and lime juice are the key components of nuoc cham and don't require cooking (add sugar / garlic / birdseye for the real deal)

rough guess: soy sauce / fish sauce / oyster sauce, vinegar, and some kind of chili

They left as quickly as they came. Didn't say anything, was pointless to pick a fight.

Not surprisingly, they did not find anything.

Witnessed this personally in the past couple years. Sheriff's office pulled into my business in personal cars, no uniforms, no warning, 8-10 people following a 3D printed device with an antenna on a swivel hunting a missing child. Dowsing rod pointed them off of the property.

I was fucking furious.