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Meat Middleton

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An ex-bassist from Kalamazoo, which is a real place. Kicked off Twitter for saying bad things about Roger Stone. Too bad I didn't get a chance to say bad things about Elon.

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I'll believe it when I see it.

04.01.2026 19:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And there's reports of something big happening in Russia tonight.

Coincidence?

Yeah, probably.
#UVB76

31.12.2025 06:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I should be the most focused motherfucker out there then.

28.12.2025 00:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And there it is, just like clockwork.

"Don't politicize this event!"
- GOP, after every school shooting

11.09.2025 01:10 — 👍 1315    🔁 86    💬 9    📌 0

Any second now, he will politicize it.

Nancy Mace has already.

10.09.2025 20:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Don't politicize this event!"
- GOP, after every school shooting

10.09.2025 20:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Junka is censored, but Exploding Varmints is A-OK!

09.09.2025 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This Lunachick would be one of the first to get the Padilla treatment walking down the street with ICE around.

13.06.2025 15:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Trump sent troops to LA to take eyes away from the possibility that he'll end up pardoning Diddy.

#Diddy #Trump #LA

09.06.2025 15:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

07.06.2025 21:55 — 👍 4310    🔁 3666    💬 78    📌 138

Tin soldiers and Nixon coming
etc. etc.

08.06.2025 02:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But those are tears of joy. The Blue Fairy granted his wish for insurrection.

08.06.2025 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Trump’s Director of Homeland Security fails to secure bag”

21.04.2025 14:51 — 👍 436    🔁 63    💬 76    📌 20

Pete Hegseth is one dumb motherfucker.
#PeteHegseth

21.04.2025 01:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Alcohol kills germs, right? Gimme another double, just to be safe."

21.04.2025 01:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wouldn't even put Pete Hegseth in charge of the Kiss Army.
#PeteHegseth

21.04.2025 01:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They even got dressed up for it.

03.04.2025 14:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Buy American"

Does he know that auto plants take years to build before they start production? Factories don't go up overnight and start making product.

It would be nice to have something in place before pulling the rug out from underneath us.
#Tariffs

02.04.2025 20:50 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Liberation Day? You mean he's going to start having all his Trumpjunk made in the US now?

02.04.2025 20:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't drink that much.

25.03.2025 21:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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COURIER on Instagram: "Vice President JD Vance was booed Thursday evening entering the Kennedy Center. Follow @couriernewsroom for more." 56K likes, 3,557 comments - couriernewsroom on March 13, 2025: "Vice President JD Vance was booed Thursday evening entering the Kennedy Center. Follow @couriernewsroom for more.".

Video of JD Vance getting booed at the Kennedy Center.

And you don't need to go to the super evil place to see it.

Thank you, Courier Newsroom!

#KennedyCenter
#JDVance
#boo

www.instagram.com/couriernewsr...

14.03.2025 01:16 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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"This is America... what the hell is an ILLEGAL protest?!"

07.03.2025 03:47 — 👍 582    🔁 142    💬 7    📌 7

Mitch McConnell is a one-man mosh pit.

#CocaineMitch

05.03.2025 19:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Since it's typically a buttload of old white men making decisions on women's health, they figure they can just make important decisions for other countries now.

03.03.2025 18:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yesterday I was Midwest Kind when I shouldn't have been.

I changed lanes and allowed a Tesla to merge onto the highway.

Please be understanding during this trying time.

02.03.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bring a Radio Raheem-sized boom box and blast the Ukranian anthem anytime Tr@mp tries to speak.

28.02.2025 21:49 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I know deals."

How? He either argues over nothing, achieving nothing or gives the opposition exactly what they want without any benefit to us.

Trump needs to be kicked out of office, somehow.

28.02.2025 18:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Zelenskyy's middle name wouldn't happen to be Luigi, would it?

Diplomatic immunity and all that.

28.02.2025 18:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Birds of a feather and all that.

28.02.2025 02:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It'd be easier to understand if it was in English and not Fascist.

22.02.2025 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0