Zur En Alex

Crazy we get called ghetto for every little thing and upper middle class white people do the most ratchet shit and it gets praised as praxis

Superman in space looking serious. "If you knew how you are loved, not one of you would raise a hand in rage again." This is from JLA/Hitman #2, written by Garth Ennis, drawn by John McCrea.

When I see people fighting over who gets to fuck Jabba the Hutt's hot son

A four panel meme from The Avengers End Game where Gamora asks Thanos if he accomplished his goals and what it cost. He replies he did and it cost him everything I changed it so Gamora is asking if he got to pretend it was socially acceptable to call things “retarded” again, Thanos answers yes and it cost him everything. Literally. He says he’s eating dog food and asks a toddler Gamora if he can borrow $100

duh i killed some people as oopsie

You have yelled at the BlueSky CEO too much and she is stepping down. I hope you are happy. They are giving the job to Bluesky's 2023 arch nemesis dril.

lol

We are all simply just having so much fun in America.

it is genuinely very funny how many big name/shop analysts have gone on tv in the last 24-48hr and been like "man we didn't think this administration would be so stupid" like, come on

Yeah it sucks!!!!!!! It's what made Twitter so intoxicating, the power of our collective feeling really moved the needle! And right now that shit is gone!

Nixon today would have stuck the fuck around, maybe done like eight more Watergates at the actual Watergate hotel to prove a point.

Feels unfair Trump doesn't just go away if we hate him enough. And I know that SEEMS dumb, but it really is how things used to work in America!!!

They should make a Wario who has an opinion on Iran.

The smartest take to have on a horrific war that will kill thousands and bankrupt us is... bemusement. Folks! They're bemused!

‘Dark, like our future’: Iranians describe scenes of catastrophe after Tehran’s oil depots bombed Residents report terror of smoke-filled city, from potentially toxic rain, air and water to food scarcity and difficulty of escape

“Tehran is burning. And smoke has filled the streets. It’s impossible to drive out of the city right now and even with the windows closed, heavy smoke is making its way inside."

Read every word.

Incredible framing lol. Oh those opportunistic democrats!!!!!!

I love when a weak pun here gets thousands of likes. Yessss you're Uncle John's Bathroom Reader now yessssss

CNN gas tracker: $3.41

vibe check: CNN now has a gas tracker on their front page

Guy who gets paid 8 figures: actually it’s fine

republicans have literally made everything worse and harder and more terrible over the course of my entire life and somehow* they keep coming back to power bc of our feckless corporate press and a weak willed opposition 😒

*sob

the destruction of the entire worlds economy is a small price to pay for the massive victory of the son of the guy america assassinated to take over as leader

Tweet from Jacob N. Kornbluh: "Jewish People Policy Institute survey of 692 American Jews with relatively strong ties to the Jewish community, Jewish identity, or Israel: 68% support the U.S. decision to go to war against Iran, while 26% oppose it."

If you dig into this poll, reputedly the first poll of American Jews on the Iran War, it is not intended to represent all American Jews, but "connected" Jews, defined in the way this organization wants to define them. It's a poll intended to produce a certain result.

If they really want to win hearts and minds, they go on Dynamite and punch Don Callis right in the mush 🤷‍♀️ 🤼‍♂️

Forget going on Rogan, the big democratic nominee has to go on WWE and knockout Logan Paul

Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th

Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

devising a new social media platform where you get three energy to spend every turn, posts can attack or defend, and the goal of the platform is slightly more obviously about defeating other commenters than here

MRAs brought Trump to the White House, and now he's teasing a draft, the one thing those dorks bring up to show how men's lives are harder or whatever. They did it. All of us are or on a bad date where they mentioned how they need to wear a big hat to make up for height discrepancy.

AI error or not, Iran school bombing is a permanent stain on America’s soul | Will Bunch A debate on AI in warfare obscures the truth about an Iran school bombing. U.S. humans are to blame for this war crime.

They had names. They had beautiful faces. And they had the same dreams as your kids - crushed when American "precision" bombs slammed into their Minab elementary school, killing 175

Don't blame AI for this. Blame the sick humans who see war as a game

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YouTube video by Sanremo and more Electric Light Orchestra & Olivia Newton-John - I'm Alive ("Xanadu" - 1980) - stereo, HQ

happy international muses day

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