9/11 full circle happening I guess.
06.03.2026 00:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@alexfirer.bsky.social
Once I ate a hot sauce that was too hot and someday I will die (unrelated) Writing Credits: Doughboys: The Comic Book, Rick and Morty for Oni Press, Diablo Comic, The Onion News Network, Bowieverse. These things are resumes sometimes, it's fine. He/Him
9/11 full circle happening I guess.
06.03.2026 00:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Very James Thurber!!! They are cool.
05.03.2026 23:48 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. Sheβs married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.
Theyβve already sent her to Louisiana.
An all timer tome. I recommend it.
05.03.2026 23:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Took my first bath. As a bona fide Filthchild of New England, it was a harrowing experience as fleshed caked off with the addition of soap.
05.03.2026 23:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Crazy how many people in our military are just imagining god giving them a big ol' thumbs up right now. Absolutely insane stuff.
05.03.2026 22:05 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If Graham Platner had a tattoo of a big shitting ass on his chest would people also go like βhe was drunk when he got it!!!!!!! Let the shit man be senator!!!!!!β
05.03.2026 08:08 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If youβre defending Platner I think your true political North Star is just being kind of annoying.
05.03.2026 06:59 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
05.03.2026 05:17 β π 16163 π 5278 π¬ 126 π 98YES.
05.03.2026 05:54 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's insane this guy used to be a journalist. Maybe still is, but would you trust him?
05.03.2026 05:54 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βGood morning I just got bornedβ
05.03.2026 05:43 β π 1280 π 48 π¬ 28 π 0In the past this would be the kind of thing the state department would spend 8 years denying, but with this guy he goes "idk i did this, shit happens" and we all go "that makes sense, he IS a moron"
03.03.2026 19:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm doing a Shit My Dad Says bit and I keep forgetting to keep it up, does it seem like any of this has been good for my head?
03.03.2026 19:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's discourse about whether or not social media is bad for a child's mental health, and look, I am probably exactly as mature as a child and this has all been a horrible disaster.
03.03.2026 19:27 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0(Orange is the new black theme song voice) the animas, the animas
03.03.2026 19:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0To my surprise, I think I might honestly be right, here.
03.03.2026 18:52 β π 35 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0Like William Gull in From Hell, Kristy truly is the saint of the 21st century π€‘πΌ
03.03.2026 17:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0literally a krusty the clown joke
03.03.2026 17:45 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's crazy every few weeks I read an intense news story about how the company that owns Batman can't make money.
03.03.2026 17:00 β π 39 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
03.03.2026 16:14 β π 12058 π 2409 π¬ 159 π 71our society belched him forth, slathered him in gold and rubies, made him a star for decades and elected him twice to rule over us. you can split hairs all you want about who bears that blame, but our society produced, molded, and rewarded him and many many many like him
03.03.2026 16:03 β π 847 π 80 π¬ 13 π 9it says a lot about us, none of it good, that we chose a leader with not a single redeeming quality: stupid? yup. corrupt? absolutely. dishonest? to his core. violent? maybe the most violent ever. any ability to empathize with people? none. baseline level of regard for human life? not even a skosh.
03.03.2026 15:56 β π 3127 π 487 π¬ 90 π 20We literally signed a peace deal in 2015
03.03.2026 13:22 β π 1941 π 336 π¬ 40 π 13They are literally running with βwe have always been at war with Eurasia.β Unreal.
03.03.2026 13:35 β π 4865 π 1037 π¬ 151 π 25End woke, go broke
03.03.2026 14:39 β π 203 π 34 π¬ 13 π 0#beastmode
02.03.2026 15:37 β π 2286 π 486 π¬ 10 π 9
If you wanna be radicalized against GenAI, try running an online business while these thieving shitbricks try to scrape your site at all hours of the day, creating a looping, endless DDoS.
Fuck generative "AI." It's all slop built on wholesale theft.
dad my shit says more like it
03.03.2026 07:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0