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Alex Firer

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Order the dang Doughboys comic at BeOurKids.com Writing Credits: Doughboys: The Comic Book, Rick and Morty for Oni Press, Diablo Comic, The Onion News Network, Bowieverse. These things are resumes sometimes, it's fine.

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Chat GPT [Gret Pills, Tony!]

13.12.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Megalopolis screening where we all were discussing the movie at the bar with strangers beforehand, all went in together with those strangers, and ended the movie just laughing at this piece of shit. Good ass times.

13.12.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was watching Bruno at an AMC in Massachusetts with like three other people in the theater and a 13 year kid jumped out of the audience at one point and began shouting slurs at us for watching it.

12.12.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They call it the Space Jam effect, for my generation. I don't know what it is for zoomers. That bad Looney Tunes show where they own a two story house I guess.

12.12.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, this sucks, but keep in mind every 5 year old watching it today is going to swear by it 20 years from now.

12.12.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I often see folks dismiss early golden age comics as crude, etc.
But they don’t know what the F they are taking about and the beautiful weird stuff they are missing . . . .

12.12.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

12.12.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7800    πŸ” 2113    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 117
Oswald and Lewis put a tape in the vcr.  A Sega Saturn sits atop the TV with 4 games

Oswald and Lewis put a tape in the vcr. A Sega Saturn sits atop the TV with 4 games

Close up of the games

Close up of the games

Which Sega Saturn games did Drew Carey play?

In May of 2000, he had several Saturn games on the go.

But I can't see through the 144p.

Help me out, Hive Mind.

08.09.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4
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Nuzzi wrote an article in Sept 2024 glazing Trump as her lover was negotiating for a role in his administration. According not only to Lizza but Nuzzi herself, she was helping RFK with these negotiations!

12.12.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 705    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5
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Is A.I. Actually a Bubble? The narrative of boom and bust is familiarβ€”but also out of step with the possibilities of a new technology.

Trying to replace workers with A.I. is a grave mistake, Joshua Rothman writesβ€”β€œnot only because A.I. cannot replace those workers, but because it actually makes them more valuable. The businesses that figure this out first will be the ones to thrive.” newyorkermag.visitlink.me/OlFB-m

12.12.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Like, it explains the m4a debate when you figure out the people sincerely opposed to it are people who are horrified to discover how normal healthcare works.

12.12.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This could only be said by a guy who hasn't needed health insurance in decades.

12.12.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sick of dis shit

12.12.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
12.12.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lookin good Paul.

12.12.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Paul Dano? Apparently the most beloved man in all of Hollywood!?!?!

12.12.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

EXFUCKINCUSEME

12.12.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Netflix Man vs Baby

Netflix Man vs Baby

Whoa they made a movie about my online haters

12.12.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't see Spaceman. I will see the Spaceman. As long as he plays the Spaceman this sounds good.

12.12.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's beautiful to watch people retweet their own jokes. I do it too. It's the equivalent of getting frustrated at an open mic.

12.12.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They don't make comedy movies anymore so in a few years Sandler begrudgingly is going to win an Oscar.

12.12.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because to go by tickets sold would reveal an incredible failure of marketing and tactics on all sides. It's so deeply ingrained people are going "idk maybe theaters are dying a natural death" when it's like- popcorn and a coke are $30, ticket is $20-25, fix things!

12.12.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doom is very scary for that guy, but Link goes through similar adventures and the music is fun because for him it's no big deal. He's going through hallways and slashing cyclops guys too and it's no big deal.

12.12.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People report these incredible box offices but they're usually just a symptom of inflation.

12.12.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk how to prove this but got a hunch that β€œhuge payout via gofundme for white women who are show on video saying slurs” is not paid for by a groundswell of concerned fellow citizens but are staged and funded by our Nazi oligarchs

12.12.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's a wild thing about today's era: I'm expected to suck up to OTHER people's bosses?! Why? What is this scared dog training they're trying to instill?

12.12.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will never stop banging this drum -- publishers (honestly anyone distributing creative work rn), need to try something new! bring back the atrophied part of their marketing brains that involves something other than "post through it"

02.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 250    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

i want to be clear about this: worker’s rights also includes the right to be free from racist or sexist or gendered abuse at your job.

12.12.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4713    πŸ” 683    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 24

There's something so mono minded that you can have a take like this in the age of concentration camps.

12.12.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

John Wilkes Booth: Six Seven Tyrranis!

He winks at all the kids in the audience who freak out and do the 6 7 dance.

12.12.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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