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Zur En Alex

@alexfirer.bsky.social

Once I ate a hot sauce that was too hot and someday I will die (unrelated) Writing Credits: Doughboys: The Comic Book, Rick and Morty for Oni Press, Diablo Comic, The Onion News Network, Bowieverse. These things are resumes sometimes, it's fine. He/Him

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9/11 full circle happening I guess.

06.03.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very James Thurber!!! They are cool.

05.03.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE detains reporter Estefany RodrΓ­guez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany RodrΓ­guez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

05.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11209    πŸ” 6848    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 320

An all timer tome. I recommend it.

05.03.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Took my first bath. As a bona fide Filthchild of New England, it was a harrowing experience as fleshed caked off with the addition of soap.

05.03.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy how many people in our military are just imagining god giving them a big ol' thumbs up right now. Absolutely insane stuff.

05.03.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Graham Platner had a tattoo of a big shitting ass on his chest would people also go like β€œhe was drunk when he got it!!!!!!! Let the shit man be senator!!!!!!”

05.03.2026 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re defending Platner I think your true political North Star is just being kind of annoying.

05.03.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16163    πŸ” 5278    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 98

YES.

05.03.2026 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's insane this guy used to be a journalist. Maybe still is, but would you trust him?

05.03.2026 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGood morning I just got borned”

05.03.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1280    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 0
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Live Updates: Trump Says Strikes Killed Leaders U.S. Saw as Successors in Iran

In the past this would be the kind of thing the state department would spend 8 years denying, but with this guy he goes "idk i did this, shit happens" and we all go "that makes sense, he IS a moron"

03.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm doing a Shit My Dad Says bit and I keep forgetting to keep it up, does it seem like any of this has been good for my head?

03.03.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's discourse about whether or not social media is bad for a child's mental health, and look, I am probably exactly as mature as a child and this has all been a horrible disaster.

03.03.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(Orange is the new black theme song voice) the animas, the animas

03.03.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To my surprise, I think I might honestly be right, here.

03.03.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Like William Gull in From Hell, Kristy truly is the saint of the 21st century πŸ€‘πŸ‘Ό

03.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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literally a krusty the clown joke

03.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's crazy every few weeks I read an intense news story about how the company that owns Batman can't make money.

03.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

03.03.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12058    πŸ” 2409    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 71

our society belched him forth, slathered him in gold and rubies, made him a star for decades and elected him twice to rule over us. you can split hairs all you want about who bears that blame, but our society produced, molded, and rewarded him and many many many like him

03.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 847    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 9

it says a lot about us, none of it good, that we chose a leader with not a single redeeming quality: stupid? yup. corrupt? absolutely. dishonest? to his core. violent? maybe the most violent ever. any ability to empathize with people? none. baseline level of regard for human life? not even a skosh.

03.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3127    πŸ” 487    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 20

We literally signed a peace deal in 2015

03.03.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1941    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 13

They are literally running with β€œwe have always been at war with Eurasia.” Unreal.

03.03.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4865    πŸ” 1037    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 25

End woke, go broke

03.03.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
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#beastmode

02.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2286    πŸ” 486    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 9

If you wanna be radicalized against GenAI, try running an online business while these thieving shitbricks try to scrape your site at all hours of the day, creating a looping, endless DDoS.

Fuck generative "AI." It's all slop built on wholesale theft.

27.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1544    πŸ” 801    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 13

dad my shit says more like it

03.03.2026 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0