Larisa Aitch

bubs, i’ve only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

It happened again: The Trump administration has admitted illegally deporting a man to Guatemala despite an immigration judge's order that he was likely to be tortured there.

A judge has ordered the administration to facilitate his return by next week.storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

So I’ve been thinking abt these wrong freeze dried strawberries & I think imma crush em up some, unroll a can of cinnamon rolls, throw strawberry dust all up in there & roll em back up, then put em in the buttered pan with some milk like usual

Might even take & put some strawberry dust to the icing

Pantone to release a second Color of the Year for everyone else. No word on the hue but it will be called Separate but Equal.

𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: The Colombian Navy just seized 7.1 TONS of cocaine in the Caribbean valued at more than $340mil & arrested 11 people "without affecting their integrity or their lives.” 👏🏼👏🏼🇨🇴

THAT’S HOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT, DUMBASSES. 🤡

1) legendary energy

2) you don't want to be passive aggressively chased through winter conditions by a Minnesotan, I hope they have nightmares 😂

NATIVE #MUTUALAID💸💕

Update: Rezmeralda needs a new engine. See OP as to why please. She threw 2 rods leaving holes/cracking engine. Estimate now $1200. Mvto for any assistance/bewst.

At 13% $150/$1200

Cashapp $fdanger
Venmo/PayPal @francesdanger

#settlersaturday #helpsky

Screenshot of EPD's press release. It reads: "Effective immediately, the Eugene Police Department has ended its contract with its current Automated License Plate Recognition (ALPR) vendor, Flock Safety. The department has identified vulnerabilities and limitations that raise concerns about the system’s ability to meet EPD’s operational needs, data security requirements, and community expectations. After further evaluation and internal discussion, the department has decided to discontinue the contract. Eugene Police’s ALPR system experience has demonstrated the value of leveraging ALPR technology to aid investigations, apprehend felony suspects, and recover stolen vehicles more quickly. However, the department must ensure that any vendors meet the highest standards for safeguards surrounding privacy, data handling, data security, and system reliability."

BREAKING: The #EugeneOR Police Department has just announced that it is immediately terminating its #FLOCK contract, citing "vulnerabilities and limitations that raise concerns about the systems ability to meet EPD's operational needs."

CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.

there's some storylines even Mike Pondsmith would think 'nah that's too dystopian for Night City'

A lot of people ask why deepfake sexual abuse is legal—in theory, it’s not. But why perpetrators aren’t often held to account follows the exact same patterns of inaction regarding all forms of sexual abuse

I‘ve been listening to Sarah Marshall’s The Devil You Know and it’s so great. She knows this stuff inside out and weaves a tale of so many subjects; the satanic panic (duh), evangelicalism, the patriarchy, media, so much more. Highly recommend.

you can always x, it’s always morally correct meme saying you can always break a man’s Meta glasses, it’s always morally correct

NBC NEWS: Jack Smith’s final report “said that Trump ‘inspired his supporters to commit acts of physical violence’ by spreading ‘demonstrably and, in many cases, obviously false’ claims about the 2020 election.”

@ryanjreilly.com
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Now he says boys should be kicked out of the house at 18 and told to go make a nest egg, while girls should be kept at the parental house "until they marry or join a convent"

The final result: a small blue cup if Turkish coffee with some foam/crema on top, but not a huge amount. The cezve is in the background.

And...voila! I don't know, what do you think? Folks who know this vetter than I, is that sufficient crema not to embarass my family?? It tasted good. Any tips on doing it better? Mind you, I was operating one-handed. #TurkishCoffeeDay

cannot stress enough how bad it is to give teenage boys a "see this person naked" button. massive, multi-axis disaster

Donate to Support Individualized Shirt Workers United, organized by Gabor Ptacek Since this summer, worker leaders at Individualized Shirts have been organizi… Gabor Ptacek needs your support for Support Individualized Shirt Workers United

If you can, please consider donating to their GoFundMe. The money is going to union members this holiday so they can buy groceries and pay rent while they fight for a fair contract.

If MiUSA means anything at all, it must mean good paying jobs for workers.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-in...

Since this post, nearly 300 of you donated about $11k and I just wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart. The union shared photos with me today of food being distributed. Remaining money will be evenly distributed among the 160 union members in the form of gift cards. Thank you. ❤️

Went to a family members elementary school Christmas concert and it’s pretty wild how many adults feel totally free to say stuff like “so then the fucking engine just quit on me and I was like FUCKKKKKKK” as a little kid is pretending to be a Christmas tree 20 feet away from them

since we're doing USPS discourse again, a reminder of what Dems should be saying

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When picking my kid up from work they informed me their manager told all of them that due to her position they had to treat her with respect.

I informed my child they have to follow the manager’s directions but they absolutely don’t have to respect her just because she’s a manager.

“EPIC recently bought just over 400 acres of property north of Josephine near the intersections of County Roads 850 and 695 for the proposed development that includes more than 1,000 homes, a school, retail areas, parks and more centered around a mosque.“

Texas AG Ken Paxton files lawsuit against proposed East Plano Islamic Center ​Paxton is accusing EPIC and CCP of violating securities laws, such as "engaging in fraudulent practices while soliciting funds."

After accusing its developers of violating securities laws and regulations in October, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed a lawsuit against the East Plano Islamic Center.

Yes they are both named bill, each bunny Bill has a bill hook. The weapon is why they thought it was the perfect job for someone named bill. But they are bad with faces and can’t find their client the bird sitting on one of their weapons

Bills, the directionally challenged bodyguards that are bad with faces, looking for their client.

This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:

Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.

Really love how this guy posted this on TikTok thinking the woman who broke his Meta glasses would come off as the villain, as opposed to him, the guy recording her without her consent for social media content via a surveillance device made by one of the worst companies on earth

The billionaire crooks want to surveil us:

“Citizens will be on the their best behavior,” Ellison enthuses, “because we’re constantly recording and reporting everything that’s going on. And its unimpeachable…because AI is monitoring the video.”

Opt out of their data scraping & watch them fold.

"U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services directed its employees to halt adjudicating all immigration pathways for people from 19 countries deemed to be 'high risk'"

Young Paul Dano on a couch with his arms stretched out. A baby faced Michael Cera is next to him with a little baby smile. In front of them is a big tub of cold beers and grey goose

What’s also funny about this, there are only a handful of people in film I think Paul Dano could absolutely beat to a pulp. Like Wallace Shawn, Aniz Ansari, damn not a lot but definitely Quentin Tarantino. Wouldn’t it rule if he did that…anyways here’s a cool pic of him w/ baby Michael Cera and beer