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This is gonna be nuts.
3 nights at the OG Shining hotel.

New delightful turkey video this Thursday. A Turkish delight if you will.🦃

Wall of Shame Update: C Jeffery | Nina Illingworth Dot Com After a short absence, Nina returns with a long, long overdue addition to the Wall of Shame; Mother Jones editor Clara Jeffery

Instead of reading that, read this! (Now imagine how long this thing would be if it kept updating from 2017 on.)

www.ninaillingworth.com/2016/12/15/n...

Long before Bari Weiss came to wreck CBS, Newsweek's Clara Jeffery set out to turn a distinguished periodical with a storied working class history into People fucking Magazine.

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R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.

Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name. When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".

Jiminy Glick: KAMALA HARRIS! [low] With an emphasis on the MA'LAAAH. WONDERFUL! You wrote a book detailing all the reasons why people don't like you and I want to know what on earth possessed you to do that?

NYT salivating at the chance to make this Nazi a columnist

Buffalo NY
Within about 10 seconds of this picture it started raining horizontally.

Kodak XX
Minolta Maxxxum 8000i

#filmphotography

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

"Choof-bear." (It's French, clearly.)

Whenever people talk about the literacy crisis caused by three-cueing without phonics I always think of the excellent APM article on it... but also the graphic they made for it with giant phonemes scattered across a desert and they spell "CHOUPHBERT".

www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

i try to turn every homonym-based misunderstanding into a "who's on first" routine, force of abbott

According to today's WSJ, setting money on fire makes up 90% of GDP growth. Trying to extinguish the money fire could trigger a recession. We can't afford to put out the money fire

One week!

...the entire reason it was a boondoggle is that all the waste is concentrated in the sector they refused to look at. And that you wouldn't either!

They were digging for pennies in the couch while the Pentagon loses track of billions annually and just goes 'lol oopsies' you fucking empty suit.

An MCU style timeline of films or televisions shows in a theortical cinematic universe based on the 1993 film Super Mario Bros. The releases include: Young Koopa, Trust The Fungus, Super Mario Bros. Two, Toad Returns, Minus World, Koopahari, The Adventures of the Brooklyn Girls, Iggy & Spike, Yoshi, Luigi Loves Daisy, Tales From Dinohattan, Scapelli Construction, Big Bertha, and Super Mario Bros. Versus Sonic the Hedgehog

It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si

funniest comedy movies of all time:

10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies

NEW SBEMAIL

Someones job really is going to the racism factory.

The location ID on twitter revealing that 99% of the horrible shit on that website is just posted by people in India honestly soothed me a lot. Its literally all just fake.

SPREADSHEET ACROSS THE BLOCKCKCKCKCK

I FILL THE SPREADSHEET
I FIND THE SUM
I MOVE THE COLUMNS AND HAVE SO MUCH FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Austin Powers Reboot about his Cool Britannia-era son being unfrozen in 2025.
There are no jokes, he just gets drunk

Blowback and the international troll industry Why are so many Twitter reactionaries from outside of the United States?

NEW: Why are so many right-wing accounts based outside the United States?

Simple: Republican oligarchs are outsourcing their media campaigns. www.peoplesline.org/p/blowback-a...

so is he getting Homer with the jar, Danhausen or both

and here our usual underpaid FM Shingle F-list model displays one of the brands better designs “Ecstatic Beast” all the while playing a simple “Sunday brunch” or “coffee with donuts after the sermon” style “chill pop” beat with nuanced fills and a careful and intentional display of restraint

well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.