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The Onion headline "Timothee Chalamet Under Fire for Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form 'Bunraku'" was liked by Bernie Sanders.

Bernie... thank you

Lady please shut up and go hooooooome

Lovely photo and message of care for New Yorkers! I'm sure people are acting extremely normally about it!

Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.

Rico Charges @NoChorus Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up. 5:49 PM • Sep 29, 2021 [replying] Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021 My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it.

I remember this ad in Gamepro.

"eww bluesky is the worst" i dunno, in my experience bluesky isn't the site where you get called the r-word by a stranger roughly once for every hundred likes one of your posts gets, it seems fine to me

Mario 1993 Movie - $38.9 million box office

Mario 2023 Movie - $1.361 billion box office

no greater testament to the fact that the general public are unthinking, artless hogs who deserve nothing

Everyone now knows what doxxing is - even US politicians use it. Now it's time to generalize the Toxx Clause

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

I asked for Amy's smile. Quietly, to the night sky.

YouTube video by Ariel Morgan Kids in the Hall - Premise Beach 1

For years whenever I see a certain type of joke post on social media I've been saying "Surf's up on Premise Beach!". To myself.

How Swig Turned Dirty Soda Into a National Obsession The Utah soda-fountain chain is rapidly expanding in the US thanks to TikTok and a hit TV show.

fascinating that this stuff doesn't get targeted by rfk jr, huh? wonder why. probably nothing.

Could staff a small local newsroom for a year on that cash

everyone knows we're fucked and the closest thing to optimism is "lol jim cramer says we're fucked so that must mean we'll be fine" shitposts

YouTube video by KEMONOFRIENDZONE Beyond Citadel with Angie

Tonight steam with Angie is up. Enjoy anime girls violently exploding while we discuss mysticism and ancient religions. Also Israel.

youtu.be/EaAqAXGcB_Q?...

p1 - A panicked kobold is reporting to SokoBane, the Bane clone with cutesy eyes who runs the Sokoban sub-dungeon Kobold: Boss! Boss!! Some FUCKERS* are pulling crates!! (you can only push crates in Sokoban, not pull) SokoBane (enraged): <silly voice> WHAT?? Narration: * Kobolds can say fuck words p2 - SB has already caught one of the Fuckers, raised them over his (SB's) head, then slammed them down on his knee in the classic "Bane breaking Batman's spine" move. The Caught Fucker's shirt is tearing from the impact. CF looks like some weird mutant, and the other one is wearing a big ski mask that goes all the way down over his shoulders, and the eye/mouth holes are weird. SB: If you break soko-rules... I... BREAK YOU! CF: eeeyaAAAA!! Spine/Knee SFX: KLANG SB: OW! p3 - SB is clutching his knee, from which a pain star emits. CF and Other Fucker are gloating. CF's shirt is ripped away, revealing that he was wearing a reinforced, enchanted warehouse hernia girdle. OF is wearing a bellyband that matches his ski mask thing. Both waist armors glow with power. OF: Haha! I told you, bro! Bane always uses that finisher! CF: Uhuhu! Now that we sold all our armor to max out lumbar support, he's practically helpless! SB: GRR! SB: I'm not Bane! That's a whole other guy! CF: Yeah, the 'soko' part. Do you get 1 other move from that? SB: I'll show you... p4 - We zoom out; it's now clearer the Fuckers 2 were standing in the crate-sized space between two crates in p3. SB runs to the other side of one of these crates so fast that he leaves a dust cloud shaped like him behind. He then shoves the crate into the other one, completely obliterating CF + OF. Their liquified remains spray out of the millimeter-wide gap between the two crates, as do a shitload of femurs and some pale goo, like brains or adipose tissue or whatever. Another pain star emits from SB's knee as he shoves the crate. CF + OF (death cry): AW! SFX: SLAM! Narration: He can move to the other side of crates real fast!!

847 - With Crate Responsibility...

Radio lab: between 1890 and 1980, before computers, what were doctors in hospitals writing on their clipboards? They were drawing pictures of their imaginary pony. And for almost 100 years 92% of doctors named their pony “Apricot”. The reason why? It’s kind of a long story,

i am hearing that any draft would only involve verified bluesky users

if you write about a war like an av club episode recap of Girls, you should genuinely, 100% literally and with no exaggeration, be bluesky terms of service

Both Buzz Lightyear and Woody are branded merch from TV shows so I don't think they have much right to complain about screens

i mean now i just wanna do it for the bit and/or head anyone else off at the pass

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

when I shut down my computer and it gives me sass I yell at it like Vincent d’onofrio terrorizing J Lo in The Cell

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right