AL Creed 🇨🇦

Any of them two-chambered?

LISA: MOM, I KNOW YOUR INTENTIONS ARE GOOD, BUT AREN'T THE POLICE A PROTECTIVE FORCE THAT MAINTAINS THE STATUS QUO FOR THE WEALTHY ELITES?

LISA: DON'T YOU THINK WE OUGHT TO ATTACK THE ROOTS OF SOCIAL PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF JAMMING PEOPLE INTO OVERCROWDED PRISONS?

[ Marge staring blankly]

MARGE, AS A COP: LOOK, LISA-- IT'S McGRUFF THE CRIME DOG

This Simpsons episode is 30 years old.

WELP, at least Max and Jeremy Buck don't have to worry about scraping together the money to afford airline tickets to London now... #AEWDynamite

See, this my favourite part. The Jobber Bucks didn't suddenly get bad at wrestling just because they're not in charge anymore. Hell, I'd say they're spite-wrestling their asses off BECAUSE everyone keeps clowning on them, it's awesome! #AEWDynamite

OHHHHH I like that very much.

It's Max and Jeremy!

MAX AND JEREMY!!! #AEWDynamite

I wish.

It's almost time for #AEWDynamite!

Tonight would be a great night for Chris Jericho...

...to continue staying at home and not appear on TV.

"It vasssssss supposed to be a SEC-A-RET!"

Gimmick Match Idea: Hair vs. Bald match

Standard hair vs. Hair rules for the wrestler wagering their hair. For the hairless wrestler, if they lose, they are contractually obligated to grow out their hair, no matter how bad it will look, for one year.

Didn't Regal and Goldust do this on RAW once?

Oh my god I swear this will be the last one but HOLY SHIT I HAD AN IDEA.

WWE sucks but "Obsession" by Animotion is SUCH A GREAT SONG so I bestow it to #AEWDynamite now. #wrestlesky

Everyone's all concerned about Don Callis sitting behind me except me. As a fellow Canadian, we'd probably just yap about current events and politics

OH and I'm sure Kyle would be all "OY THEY HAVE HOCKEY IN CANADER, ROIGHT?"

a woman is sleeping in the driver 's seat of a car Alt: a woman is sleeping in the driver 's seat of a car

If that becomes a problem, I just keep lowering my seatback. :D

If anything, as a fellow Canadian, all Don's going to do is shoot the shit about politics and current events, and I'm ok with that!

Seat 1. Guaranteed quiet flight.

Also @aewontv.bsky.social DID YOU SEE MINE?

bsky.app/profile/alcr...

We love you too, AEW.

We love you too.

In this version of ANNIE, Daddy Warbucks adopts an orphan but then enrolls her in the Young Lion programme, putting her on the path to claiming her rightful title as the Queen of Strong Style.

OK I think I nailed it this time. #wrestlesky

I'm throwing in. Canadians of a Certain Vintage will get it. #AEWDynamite

BREAKING: Local Man is overtired, stubbornly refuses to go to bed early.

Same. For years, I watched but I never fully enjoyed it because it wasn't good but there was literally no other accessible wrestling on TV.

I stopped watching WWE in April 2020, after they mass-fired a lot of people despite reporting record profits, and every time I've had an inkling to reengage, they do something so bad, I immediately reconsider giving them a second chance.

This is who they've always been. Stop watching. Right now.

I've been a wrestling fan since 1988. Many childhood memories involve That Company, and much of my portfolio as an artist is inspired by That Company. That Company trades in a LOT of nostalgia for people like me.

But none of that fucking matters when That Company goes mask-off bad. Fuck WWE.

But how can you fully enjoy Explosions: The Movie if every sense isn't being overloaded for two hours?!

"We haven't seen Brock Lesnar in years!" Why's that Michael Cole? Please elaborate! 🤼‍♂️