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@akellyucc.bsky.social

Personal ramblings about the world we live in and life in general, especially science and culture. Frequent puns and dogs. Professor and food scientist at @ucc.bsky.social

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Betteridge’s Law of Headlines: if a headline asks a question, the answer is usually "no,"

05.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And, for a sum maybe between $100-300, they would write a favourable review.

Wow. Just wow.

Reported to journal needless to say.

05.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A colleague of mine told me one of the most outrageous stories I have ever heard about scientific publishing.

The submitted a paper to a respected journal and a while later got an email from an academic saying they were reviewing it (they had all details)…

(1/2)

@academic-chatter.bsky.social

05.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He ended up working for Pizza the Hutt

04.03.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just shows you can never trust them

04.03.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I for one am confused as to where the boots are

04.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently an AI just got a law degree. It was an LLM.

04.03.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I kinda love how they don’t seem to have worked out how much text they could fit on it in advance and had to improvise.

And that it doesn’t end β€œthank you for your attention to this matter”

04.03.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hang it in the Loovre

04.03.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really wish articles about the war would not use the word β€œfallout” quite so much

03.03.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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On World Wildlife Day, sharing a photo of a ferocious beast fixing us with his terrifying stare

03.03.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

These cuts are going from bad to verse

03.03.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that an I or an l?

03.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AI and slide design. So much Power. So little Point.

03.03.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIs John Hurt in Alien?”
β€œOh way worse than that. Waaaaay worse”

03.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s apparently linked to blood group. You might be typo negative

02.03.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Crap I meant hyphens!

02.03.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they leave PayPal details?

02.03.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My government has a real β€œwe didn’t know starting a war would cause a warβ€œ vibe going on which I realize I should be outraged about in the abstract but find myself mainly nonplussed by at this point.

02.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1102    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 4

Did any of those word jokes actually land?
No pun in ten did

02.03.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Total eclipse of the full blood moon is tonight, in case you haven’t checked in on the doom portents lately.

02.03.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 718    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 56

I suspect Count Draculler

02.03.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is β€œcurtains for Trump” trending yet?

02.03.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"didn't shoot down any $90M airplanes today" is setting a whole new floor at work for all of us

02.03.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 871    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

β€œDefensive”

01.03.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s gone Gaga

01.03.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

01.03.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 21289    πŸ” 7213    πŸ’¬ 429    πŸ“Œ 271

Oh FFS

01.03.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump

The lives of courageous American heroes) may be lost. That often happens in war

Lord Farqaad 

Some of you may die. But it's a sacrifice lam willing to make.

Trump The lives of courageous American heroes) may be lost. That often happens in war Lord Farqaad Some of you may die. But it's a sacrifice lam willing to make.

01.03.2026 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1138    πŸ” 368    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 11
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Reminded of this, apparently genuine, tweet this morning

01.03.2026 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0