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LWJ: ...That is not how any of this works. You'll burn a hole in your stomach. 😮‍💨

LWJ: You must take your medication regularly. You cannot take them all at once.

WWX: But if I take all four doses now, my muscles will be SUPER relaxed! And I won't forget and take them with the others! They have a bad interaction, you
know.

WWX: *shaking and sweating as he cups a handful of pills up to his mouth* Yeah, that's the good shit.

LWJ: Wei Ying, we have talked about this.

LWJ's seen the medication WWX takes before. It's the same as the ones his mother needs for pain relief.

Which may or may not be the reason he didn't report his schoolmate for keeping them in his bag earlier.

LQR would have thrown him out right that instant if his nephew hadn't intervened.

He almost gets expelled from the fancy academy Uncle Jiang paid for because no one filled in the med forms for him.

He'd been keeping his medication in his bag, until someone (Jin Zixun) blabbed to admin that WWX was carrying around a plastic bag full of pills. He accused him of being a dealer!

But also: WWX popping so many meds for his chronic pain (who knew leaving a child starving on the streets would cause issues?) that everyone thinks he's on drugs.

Which he is not telling NHS for obvious reasons. He doesn't want to be responsible for a kidnapping.

LWJ would rather deal with that annoying Jin cousin all day than feign interest in someone he hasn't even met for 'views'.

He's not a natural actor; he can't pretend. Plus, the only person he's interested in kissing on or off screen is WWX.

LWJ is tall, attractive, and has a glare that could cut ice. People dig the cold prince vibe right? And BL sells!

...If only LWJ would stop rebuffing him.

Of course, that doesn't mean he's given up! He sets his sights on a new target - his future brother-in-law (the younger one, not Xichen-ge. Da-ge hovers over his fiance like a hawk - it's simply not possible).

(Alas, NHS tried to wrangle Mianmian - the one maid under 40 - into playing a love interest, but she laughed in his face and tripped him with the vacuum!😭)

(It may or may not have awakened something in him.)

The first of which is LWJ, who is utterly smitten with WWX, and both eternally grateful and completely infuriated that he never seems to have any romance scenes.

NMJ won't allow his brother to waste money on a 'tasteless waste of time' but they make do!

Sure, the entirety of their cast consists of WWX and whichever house staff NHS can justify slipping a nice bonus that day, but it works. They even have a cult following now (30 subscribers on douyin)

After the Jiangs kick him out, WWX ends up acting in those trashy vertical dramas to pay his bills (he's being sponsored by Director NHS, but living in your boss' mansion for free is kinda like being paid, right?)

He proceeds to return home and stuff his face about it.

He's embarrassed, okay? And exceedingly hungry. He'll seek punishment for it later from Brother.

When he doesn't answer, she seems to make up her mind about something and hands him a basket of sweet buns.

"Eat more," she tells him. "You must keep up your strength."

LWJ flushes. So, people do really think he's stuffing his face in secret.

One of the kinder aunties pulls him aside one day to ask whether 'the swelling of his stomach was borne of love or forced upon him'.

LWJ is left feeling a bit wrong-footed. Is that a roundabout way of asking if he's a glutton?

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Five months after the CR lectures end, he can't help but wonder why he keeps gaining weight.

Some of his clanmates are starting to give him strange looks because of it. And even though gossiping is forbidden, he can hear the whispering behind his back...

Omegaji somehow thinks sex is purely recreational and only shameful because it involves nudity, while babies are made by h*lding h*nds.

Two bunnies wearing sunglasses, one gray with purple shades and one brown with white shades sitting side by side.

A brown lop-eared bunny lies down with a small yellow rubber duck toy on its head.

Meanwhile LWJ's sitting at home, happily reading the latest letter from his absolutely-not-secret beau Wei Ying. Blissfully unaware of the storm that's about to hit him.

He quickly excuses himself before he rips YLLZ to shreds, and speeds back towards the CR. He *needs* to speak with LWJ promptly to figure out just what his didi thinks he's doing, playing around with such a dangerous man!

Who even knows what lies WWX's fed his poor, innocent brother!

LXC can say this with absolute certainty, because LWJ - defying all odds and everything currently known about genetics - takes after their mother, smelling not like the winter chill, but a distinct blend of gentians mixed with the spices grown in her hometown.

Except LXC, who stumbles upon YLLZ during a night hunt, and immediately has the horrifying realisation that this man - again, a feared warlord and unrepentant menace - is going around absolutely coated in his little brother's scent.

But the scent on his skin is nothing like the sweet lotuses of Yunmeng, the metallic sharpness of Lanling, the icy frost of Gusu, or even the earthiness of Qinghe.

The cultivation world is utterly at a loss!