Kurta kurtapew - Bluesky Statics

A digital drawing of an angry harlequin bunny girl trapped in a bear shaped bottle while pounding against the glass.

Commission for the totally adorable @veryberrybvnny.bsky.social !! 🩷🖤
(I totally didn’t forget to post this…oops)

03.03.2026 00:16 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

@bkeha.bsky.social I WANNA GO DIS YEAR 😭

01.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YouTube video by JDMH Riptide 2026 Trailer

🌊Crashing into 2026, Riptide is back! Join us September 11-13, 2026 for the waterpark event of the summer!

🌊Ultimate
🌊Melee
🦑Splatoon 3
🌊Rivals 2
🏎️Mario Kart World
🧑‍🎓Collegiate Crews
🦍

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youtu.be/QJbSzHKhedU

01.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 274 🔁 167 💬 120 📌 35

+2 is just the people who are salty they cant get into +1 so they gatekeep people from +2 to be petty 🤷
Just the way people talk about +
(Glad I retired)

15.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For me, Valentine's Day should not be named after a christian saint. Nor should it focus on romantic couples. My 14th of February is for celebrating those people and pets who fill us with love every single day. Happy Love Day everyone!

14.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 81 🔁 20 💬 4 📌 0

It doesssss 🥰

14.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Valentines day nails 🥰

14.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Same SpongeBob

13.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank youuuuu soraaaaaa 🩵

13.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

U sleepin outside today.

13.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't worry. I'll just scratch out your eyes instead :)

12.02.2026 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lol thank you! :)

12.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fight me

12.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you kppppp!

12.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks Derpyyyy! :D

11.02.2026 13:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank youuu!

11.02.2026 13:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank u adamamam!

11.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you lowraynahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

11.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank youuu!

11.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you bekahahahahahaha. When we going out for my birthday? :)

10.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'll take it

10.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you!!!

10.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fight me

10.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank youuuu!

10.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank u cactus!!!

10.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THX MAX

10.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man I'm old.
(Only went to Twitter to get the Balloons)
Yippieeee

10.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 15 📌 0

(I dont watch sports but...) GO SEATTLE! 💚💙

08.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today I had the honor of climbing to the top of Seattle’s Space Needle to participate in a flag raising ceremony to celebrate the Seahawks in the Super Bowl!

Only a few people have ever been allowed to be on the platform!

So if you’re in the city and see the flag, just know that I was up there! ;)

06.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 67 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0

Big congrats chara. Keep up the great work!

07.02.2026 02:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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