@philtrumpetrichor.bsky.social
Somewhat of a curmudgeon. Gaming, Movies, Sandwiches, Novelty Hats. https://linktr.ee/philtrumpetrichor
Looks like a kiwi to me.
16.10.2025 10:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
The Frighteners
PG Psycho Goreman
Event Horizon
Braindead
Clearly my brain has a boner for Peter Jackson today.
Not a labubu game. Nope
youtu.be/zmx-ltY5llU?...
Thought this would make a good horror movie watch, and it turns out, not a horror movie.
I feel like I've been lied to by box art. Again.
Turns out The Green Inferno came through with a last minute victory.
Which is fine, i suppose.
For all of Spooky Season ill be hosting random horror movie watch parties on my Discord server at 10pm UK time
Last night was Clown in a Cornfield.
Tonight it'll either be Planet Terror or His Name Was Mormo.
Please join me, if you're cool and/or pretty.
discord.gg/rDBghWgbnh
The Strangers franchise should have died after the first movie. Or at least after The Purge did a similar thing, but much better.
25.09.2025 10:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I mean heart
23.09.2025 09:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I saw The Fly II when I was much too young, before I saw The Fly. It's absolutely shit, but it holds a special place in my detached penis.
23.09.2025 09:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0The Host is fantastic. Do that.
23.09.2025 09:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I watched Clown in a Cornfield last night.
It was dumb, gory, not very scary and all the good bits were in the trailer.
7/10
Despite Amazon knowing my shopping habits and targetting all their product recommendations to me, I'm still getting menstrual and menopause product ads interrupting Prime Video.
I've not had a period in ages, and even then I think it was a kidney stone.
The event horizon special features are fried gold
18.09.2025 17:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
If you love horror and sci-fi, you'll probably enjoy this...
youtu.be/fmIOzpiK03M?...
#deadreset #youtube #horror
Champion, lad
05.09.2025 10:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0By eck
05.09.2025 09:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ey up.
05.09.2025 06:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Because if supervillainy made sense, we'd all be doing it.
05.09.2025 06:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It's way less depressing to talk about video games with foot fetishists than to just be angry about billionaires.
01.09.2025 11:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I've been hiding on discord away from all the angry politics
01.09.2025 09:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If you see this, QTP with a vampire that isn't Dracula ๐ฆ
31.08.2025 14:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Today, i am at Gawthorpe Hall, a big old house.
There's a half-arsed hedge maze here. I just stumbled upon a woman about my age, hiding in the maze. Only problem being that whomever was seeking her seems to have fucked off and left her there.
Mulligan and O'Hare are required listening in my house.
20.08.2025 15:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Ooh.
Yay.
This is nice.
Youtube.com/@philtrumpetrichor
youtu.be/BUr1gKGHMuE?...
Please watch this video i made.
